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TurboTim 07-12-2011 11:52 AM


Originally Posted by Full_Tilt_Boogie (Post 748151)
Someone recently hit 500 bhp with bolt-ons, cams, and ported heads. They didnt have IRTBs though, they used the boss 302 manifold.

Bring on the DI fomoco!

Doppelgänger 07-12-2011 12:18 PM

Let's arc fuel from the injector into the throttle bodies....

http://www.doubledgarage.com/wp-cont...9/IMG_4849.jpg

icantthink4155 07-12-2011 12:19 PM

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Braineack 07-12-2011 12:25 PM

lol did someone really makea 57 t-bird out of a collora?

mgeoffriau 07-12-2011 12:27 PM

Kia, son.

trickyrix 07-12-2011 12:28 PM

'57 Chebby, son.

icantthink4155 07-12-2011 12:33 PM

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rleete 07-12-2011 12:43 PM

That is one strange looking plant.

icantthink4155 07-12-2011 12:57 PM

Its called a Desert Rose. Its in the succulent family, which means it stores alot of water. Hence the fat stem.

gearhead_318 07-12-2011 01:59 PM

Possibly NSFW






But probably fine...







Funeral strippers of Taiwan:

fooger03 07-12-2011 02:33 PM

It's settled - I want strippers at my funeral.

Everyone will remember me.

buffon01 07-12-2011 02:50 PM


Originally Posted by fooger03 (Post 748254)
It's settled - I want strippers at my funeral.

Everyone will remember me.

Bro 1: Damn dawg, Jeff passed away yo.
Bro 2: Yes, but the bitch strippers were banging yo
Bro 1: motherfucker knew how to party... even when dead.

elesjuan 07-12-2011 02:57 PM

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elesjuan 07-12-2011 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by Full_Tilt_Boogie (Post 748151)
LSx is weak sauce

moar cams = MOAR POWA


Someone recently hit 500 bhp with bolt-ons, cams, and ported heads. They didnt have IRTBs though, they used the boss 302 manifold.

:jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit:

x808drifter 07-12-2011 04:15 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 748266)
:jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit:

One of my acquaintances from work drives this beast.

This head turner is powered by a blueprinted Pro Stock race engine with a 11,000 rpm redline.
When asked what the car’s top speed is, George says, “I don’t know, I never tried to find out; but she does a hundred twenty (120 m.p.h.) in second (gear).”
http://www.georgenitta.com/gallery/Fgallery2-5.jpg
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http://www.georgenitta.com/pantara/hilton/pth6.jpg
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Moar sexy here. (32 Coupe, 66 and 94 Cobras)
http://www.georgenitta.com/gallery-1.htm

buffon01 07-12-2011 04:36 PM

^FUCK ME :eek: :drool:

elesjuan 07-12-2011 05:03 PM


Originally Posted by buffon01 (Post 748298)
^FUCK ME :eek: :drool:

+1...


Look at that fucking car.... :drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:

buffon01 07-12-2011 05:06 PM

That car deserves its own thread...

elesjuan 07-12-2011 05:29 PM

When the car finally idles you can hear each glorious cylinder fire....





thagr81 us 07-12-2011 05:41 PM

Homemade fireworks in the ghetto... Nuff said.

elesjuan 07-12-2011 05:43 PM

I would sell my left testicle for a sunbeam tiger:

http://image.hotrod.com/f/27894595/h..._side_view.jpg
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fooger03 07-12-2011 05:48 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 748332)
I would sell my left testicle for a sunbeam tiger:

I wouldn't...I'm rather quite attached to my testicles...

....Now if we're talking kidneys....

icantthink4155 07-12-2011 05:51 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 748332)
I would sell my left testicle for a sunbeam tiger:

Ditto. Although that shifter looks a bit odd.

elesjuan 07-12-2011 05:53 PM

Wish I could find more pictures of this:
http://www.5252motorsports.com/gallery/super7.jpg

pusha 07-12-2011 06:06 PM

OooOOoOOOOOoooOOoooooooOOOoOo, I'm telling.

Joe Perez 07-12-2011 06:14 PM

What is the fair market value of a testicle, anyway?

I mean, they're not traded on any of the major commodities exchanges, I can't even find any sort of Edmunds or Hemmings-style valuation manuals for them.

If I had a Sunbeam Tiger, I expect I would want more than just one of your grapes in exchange for it.

buffon01 07-12-2011 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 748347)
What is the fair market value of a testicle, anyway?

I mean, they're not traded on any of the major commodities exchanges, I can't even find any sort of Edmunds or Hemmings-style valuation manuals for them.

If I had a Sunbeam Tiger, I expect I would want more than just one of your grapes in exchange for it.

Why? because...

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Joe Perez 07-12-2011 06:59 PM

I asked "what", not "why."

Are you high? I mean literally- have you ingested cocaine or any other opiates within the past hour?

elesjuan 07-12-2011 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by pusha (Post 748343)
OooOOoOOOOOoooOOoooooooOOOoOo, I'm telling.

Not my design or machine work. My application is still in the mail. ;) :giggle:

I like this one, though:
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http://www1.pirate4x4.com/forum/atta...1&d=1235949732

Joe Perez 07-12-2011 07:01 PM

Those are some of the oddest-looking dildos I have ever seen.

gearhead_318 07-12-2011 07:14 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 748378)
Those are some of the oddest-looking dildos I have ever seen.

I wouldn't recommend screwing a dildo to a gun as a method of sound suppression. Try a potato if you have to use something that you might have just sitting around.

x808drifter 07-12-2011 07:15 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 748378)
Those are some of the oddest-looking dildos I have ever seen.

Chambered for her pleasure?


On the topic of loss of things down there.
http://media.trb.com/media/photo/2011-07/63182984.jpg

KTLA News

9:21 a.m. PDT, July 12, 2011
GARDEN GROVE, Calif. (KTLA) -- A woman is under arrest after police say she drugged her husband, cut off his penis and threw it into the garbage disposal.

Garden Grove police were sent to the home in the 14000 block of Flower Street around 9 p.m. Monday night after a woman called 911 for a medical emergency, according to Lt. Jeff Nightengale. When officers arrived, they found a man bleeding from the crotch area.

The woman, identified as Catherine Becker, 48, the victim's wife, had put an unknown type of poison and/or drug into her husband's food to make him sleepy, according to Nightengale. She then tied him to the bed. When he woke up, she cut off his penis with a knife, investigators said. She then tossed the penis in the garbage disposal and turned it on.

The victim was transported to UCI Medical Center in Irvine where he underwent emergency surgery and is listed in serious condition.

Investigators say the couple was married, but going through a divorce. The initial investigation determined that Becker made dinner for her husband. He told detectives that he thought there was something wrong with his food. He went to lie down and woke up tied to his bed. His wife then grabbed the victim's penis and cut it off. She called 911 and told responding officers that he "deserved it."

A search warrant was served at the home and detectives found a knife and a rope.

Becker is under arrest, charged with aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with intent to commit a felony, poisoning and spousal abuse. She is currently being held at the Orange County jail.

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktl...,2758761.story

gearhead_318 07-12-2011 07:21 PM

Poor guy, I hope they can reattach his dick. Fuckin' A...

elesjuan 07-12-2011 07:28 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 748378)
Those are some of the oddest-looking dildos I have ever seen.


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 748384)
I wouldn't recommend screwing a dildo to a gun as a method of sound suppression. Try a potato if you have to use something that you might have just sitting around.

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 748389)
Poor guy, I hope they can reattach his dick. Fuckin' A...

Reattach it? Fuck IF they can even find it.. That guys fucked.

Joe Perez 07-12-2011 07:31 PM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 748389)
Poor guy, I hope they can reattach his dick. Fuckin' A...

"She then tossed the penis in the garbage disposal and turned it on."
I'll be honest- I'm not certain I'd want that dick back.

Realistically speaking, microsurgery is a bitch. The nerves are the hard part.

mgeoffriau 07-12-2011 07:33 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 748397)
Realistically speaking, microsurgery is a bitch. The nerves are the hard part.

I don't think he's going to be getting back any hard parts.

Tw34k 07-12-2011 07:33 PM

I would suspend her on top of a 30 foot pole via insertion and let gravity do its thing.

elesjuan 07-12-2011 07:36 PM


Originally Posted by Tw34k (Post 748399)
I would suspend her on top of a 30 foot pole via insertion and let gravity do its thing.

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Tw34k 07-12-2011 07:37 PM

I think he commonly used the backdoor

elesjuan 07-12-2011 07:40 PM


Originally Posted by Tw34k (Post 748402)
I think he commonly used the backdoor

Thats what she said?

Doppelgänger 07-12-2011 07:47 PM


Tw34k 07-12-2011 07:47 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 748403)
Thats what she said?

Bawwww, I should have seen that comming...

oh and a picture

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files...ama-tackle.jpg

elesjuan 07-12-2011 08:24 PM

What I'd give to dig through these bins for a couple hours....


y8s 07-12-2011 08:45 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 748397)
"She then tossed the penis in the garbage disposal and turned it on."
I'll be honest- I'm not certain I'd want that dick back.

Realistically speaking, microsurgery is a bitch. The nerves are the hard part.

I think if I had my dick mutilated, i'd just install some type of nerve interface to the remaining nerves and create a controller to stimulate them.

perhaps i would program the konami code to be my special cheat.

mgeoffriau 07-12-2011 08:50 PM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 748441)
I think if I had my dick mutilated, i'd just install some type of nerve interface to the remaining nerves and create a controller to stimulate them.

perhaps i would program the konami code to be my special cheat.

DickGenie

Enginerd 07-12-2011 08:56 PM

ROFL @ a bolt action AK47 pistol!

:ohnoes:

viperormiata 07-13-2011 02:39 AM

I love this car.

http://www.bangshift.com/assets/gall...y_nova_01_.jpg
http://www.bangshift.com/assets/gall...y_nova_31_.jpg

<More pictures and info here>

elesjuan 07-13-2011 11:58 AM

IIRC That car maxed out a local dyno shortly after it was built. Think it has something like 1500rwhp and is absolutely stunning in person!

phillyb 07-13-2011 01:26 PM

holy fucking shit

TurboTim 07-13-2011 02:54 PM

Tial V60 wastegate used as a BOV...muhahaha

http://www.bangshift.com/assets/gall...y_nova_08_.jpg

y8s 07-13-2011 04:15 PM

OMG.

bring the trololol!


NA6C-Guy 07-13-2011 04:40 PM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 748850)
OMG.

bring the trololol!


Thanks a lot... that shit is straight out of a nightmare. Quite fucking creepy.

rmcelwee 07-13-2011 04:42 PM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 748616)
I love this car.

Not as fast but still bad ass (interesting old top gear video):

rmcelwee 07-13-2011 04:51 PM

Spent all morning putting an LPT port on the 360. Looks like it will easily take 2 hours to dump a single copy of the NAND. I'll do this 3 times to make sure I have a good copy so I'm in for a long day.

http://www.lightweightmiata.com/misc/xboxjtag01.JPG

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buffon01 07-13-2011 04:55 PM

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elesjuan 07-13-2011 05:31 PM


Originally Posted by rmcelwee (Post 748866)
Spent all morning putting an LPT port on the 360. Looks like it will easily take 2 hours to dump a single copy of the NAND. I'll do this 3 times to make sure I have a good copy so I'm in for a long day.

http://www.lightweightmiata.com/misc/xboxjtag01.JPG

http://www.lightweightmiata.com/misc/xboxjtag02.JPG


Hmm. Thats pretty cool.

What is the intended result of this action? Your XBox work, not this psycho guy:



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buffon01 07-13-2011 05:38 PM

Who wants to be a millionaire? this girl just hit jack-pot...



The officer is quite the A+ pig cop

http://www.seattlepi.com/local/artic...ee-1300070.php


In June 2006, Schene [officer in question] fatally shot a suspect, Pedro Yo [mentally ill], who attacked him during a traffic stop. Yo had run back to his car and disobeyed Schene's orders to stop. Schene said he saw Yo reach for something in the seat, so he fired 11 times after he ran back to his car. An inquest jury found Schene's shooting was justified.

Read more: http://www.seattlepi.com/local/artic...#ixzz1S1Z3bFpg

phillyb 07-13-2011 05:54 PM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 748850)
OMG.

bring the trololol!



HOLY CHRIST ALMIGHTY
i just lost half my drink!!

elesjuan 07-13-2011 06:21 PM

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rmcelwee 07-13-2011 06:44 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 748888)
Hmm. Thats pretty cool.

What is the intended result of this action?

The JTAG hack will let you run homebrew code on the 360. This means you can do stuff like store your games on an external HD, mod game parameters, run Linux, etc. You could do stuff like this on the XBox1 but it was always impossible to do it on the 360 until recently. Since the 360 has better hardware it will let you do more computer intensive things than what you could do with the original. You have to have an older version of the XBox360 dashboard (one that someone bought and never put online or did any updates too) so it is kind of hard to find a machine that can be used. I had one sitting over here for a while but it was so RROD that it was no longer usable. I bought the one I am working on now off Ebay.


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