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Joe Perez 07-25-2011 07:23 PM

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Blind people are not allowed to sit in the exit row. Thus, the only plausible explanation I can come up with is that this was put here to assist blind aircraft mechanics.

elesjuan 07-25-2011 07:25 PM

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phillyb 07-25-2011 10:50 PM

^^^ i love your posts

Full_Tilt_Boogie 07-25-2011 11:13 PM


Originally Posted by phillyb (Post 753160)
^^^ i love your reposts

fixed

yank 07-25-2011 11:42 PM


elesjuan 07-26-2011 12:44 AM


Originally Posted by phillyb (Post 753160)
^^^ i love your posts

Thanks.


Originally Posted by Full_Tilt_Boogie (Post 753169)
fixed

Sorry. I do my best to post OC to the thread but after 51 pages and 3000 posts it gets hard to keep track. Looking for random cool pictures which might be worth posting I go through about 5,000 pictures a day and forget if I've seen some of them before.

http://jugrnot.com/IMG_7793.jpg

Discovered this lastnight. Notice the circle. Looks like the guy I bought the ipod from put the wrong fucking screw in that hole and shorted out the main ribbon cable. Maybe the logic board is fried, maybe its not. Bought another touch off ebay for an additional $20.00 with a broken digitizer which hasn't been molested yet, just has a small crack. We'll see if I can build a single good touch out of parts.

Was getting severely pissed at this thing until I saw that ribbon cable. Not sure how I missed it all this time, but I *AM* half blind afterall. :crx:

I need a better lens for my 40D and macro shots. Used to think the 50mm F/1.8 was a great low light macro lens until I discovered how much more crisp my 28-135 f/3.5ISM is. Wish I had the time to get back into photography :(

Joe Perez 07-26-2011 12:58 AM

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(Ha, you thought something funny was going to be down here.)

turotufas 07-26-2011 01:32 AM

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Get back in the kitchen and quit your bitching!

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elesjuan 07-26-2011 02:14 AM


Originally Posted by turotufas (Post 753221)
Get back in the kitchen and quit your bitching!

https://i.imgur.com/6BaRC.gif

Fuckin dumbass kids these days.

pusha 07-26-2011 02:31 AM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 753237)
Fuckin dumbass kids these days.

There's a common denominator.

Pitlab77 07-26-2011 06:07 AM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 753237)
Fuckin dumbass kids these days.

stupid planking crap. Seriously now...

y8s 07-26-2011 10:41 AM

how has THIS not been posted yet:


Slayer 07-26-2011 01:09 PM

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I snapped this shot in South Africa.

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olderguy 07-26-2011 02:32 PM


Originally Posted by Slayer (Post 753390)
I snapped this shot in South Africa.

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Save the TaTa's

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jeff_man 07-26-2011 07:20 PM


Originally Posted by thagr81 us (Post 753522)



i lulz

elesjuan 07-26-2011 08:24 PM

I am so buying the first Abarth 500 I can find.


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y8s 07-26-2011 08:55 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 753594)
I am so buying the first Abarth 500 I can find

Is that thing wrapped in vinyl???

(also herrafrush)

fooger03 07-26-2011 09:56 PM

Looks like a PT Cruiser and a VW Bug had an Ugly kid.

icantthink4155 07-26-2011 10:01 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 753594)
I am so buying the first Abarth 500 I can find.


[IMG]pornography/IMG]

WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT:jerkit:

gearhead_318 07-26-2011 10:13 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 753594)
I am so buying the first Abarth 500 I can find.

I think I read Fiat will be selling some in California.

elesjuan 07-26-2011 10:25 PM

Specification of Fiat 500 Abarth SS
1366 cc, 4 valve, 4 cylinder Turbo T-Jet Engine
Max Power: 160 bhp @ 5750 rpm
Max Torque: 206 Nm @ 3000 rpm
IHI RHF3 fixed geometry turbocharger
C150 5 Speed gearbox
Abarth air filter “powered by BMC”
Electric power steering with ’sport mode’
Mc Pherson front setup with roll bar
Front Brake: Perforated, ventilated front disc brake (284mm dia x 22 mm)
Rear Brake: Perforated, ventilated rear disc brake (240mm dia x 11 mm)
High perfomance front hand brake pads
Abarth esseesse 7″ x 17″ ET35 alloy wheels (paint white or titanium)
Tyres: 205/40 ZR 17 Pirelli Pzero Tyres
Tyre pressure sensors
Top speed: 211 km/hr
0 – 100 kmph in 7.4 seconds

And they weigh a little under 2000 pounds...

viperormiata 07-26-2011 10:27 PM

No Abarth SS, no care.


elesjuan 07-26-2011 10:31 PM



...And the ugliest car ever made. Next to that fucking garbage toyota called scion.




Considering the other garbage cars manufactures are putting out, I actually like this one... Kind of a cool ad, too.

x808drifter 07-26-2011 10:43 PM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 753602)
Is that thing wrapped in vinyl???

(also herrafrush)

Did someone say herrafrush??!!?!
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mx5autoxer 07-26-2011 11:11 PM

1. gymkhana just another name for drifting.:jerkit:
2. That is NOTHING like a Group B car.
3. Ken Block sucks at WRC. I'll give him some credit. He has scored some decent victories in lower level rally races, but hes only ever scored 2 points in WRC in almost 4 seasons. I'm not saying hes a bad driver, but hes WAY over-hyped in the US.

curly 07-27-2011 12:09 AM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 753645)

Interesting setup, however is he not just changing wheels, coil overs, and loading a new map? Beyond headlights and radiator location, I can't see the interesting part about that car and it's "modes"

viperormiata 07-27-2011 01:48 AM

Apparently these aging videos are popular, I never found that out until tonight.


pusha 07-27-2011 03:06 AM

holy chit mang:


Doppelgänger 07-27-2011 07:30 AM

Anyone else sick of the Ken Block hype? There are a lot of "good" drivers out there that if they had the money Block does, could do the same shit...if not better. So the guy is popular with the kids because he has some videos on YouTube fucking around in airports with a high HP car. I'm also stick of seeing every douchbag out there with various "M" logos plasterd all over their cars and clothing. Monster products suck.

thagr81 us 07-27-2011 08:04 AM

Holy effing Christ @ that turbo Atom!

pusha 07-27-2011 08:11 AM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 753708)
Anyone else sick of the Ken Block hype? There are a lot of "good" drivers out there that if they had the money Block does, could do the same shit...if not better. So the guy is popular with the kids because he has some videos on YouTube fucking around in airports with a high HP car. I'm also stick of seeing every douchbag out there with various "M" logos plasterd all over their cars and clothing. Monster products suck.

Ken Block is a dumbass and no one who gobbles up the shit he's pushing knows anything about motorsport. lol @ his new car being designed to win, perhaps they didn't get the memo.

olderguy 07-27-2011 08:29 AM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 753708)
Anyone else sick of the Ken Block hype? There are a lot of "good" drivers out there that if they had the money Block does, could do the same shit...if not better.

+1

We have a not-so-active member here that could out drive him any day.

FLYNMX5

Pitlab77 07-27-2011 09:50 AM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 753708)
Anyone else sick of the Ken Block hype? There are a lot of "good" drivers out there that if they had the money Block does, could do the same shit...if not better. So the guy is popular with the kids because he has some videos on YouTube fucking around in airports with a high HP car. I'm also stick of seeing every douchbag out there with various "M" logos plasterd all over their cars and clothing. Monster products suck.

Amen to that

gearhead_318 07-27-2011 10:15 AM

Skip to 0:54

Joe Perez 07-27-2011 10:51 AM

Ah, yes. Here we are.

In this riveting tale, Patrick Rothfuss is recalling days past, when he wrote an advice column for a college newspaper. Here, he responds to a young woman who wrote in, bummed about the fact that she is not allowed to keep pets (except fish) in the dorm. Mr. Rothfuss recounts his own struggle with that rule, and his creative solution to it.

The whole damn audience was just dying. (I wish the video had his intro, that was good too, and sort of segued into this bit.)


elesjuan 07-27-2011 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 753699)
holy chit mang:


For the first ~40 seconds of this video I was thinking, "This thing doesn't seem that quick for a turbo atom." THEN he hit boost.... :laugh:

Fuck. That. Thing.

(Wonder how it'd stack up against the V8 Atom...)

mgeoffriau 07-27-2011 12:07 PM

What road is that? I feel like I've seen a similar system of roads in a Miata video.

Braineack 07-27-2011 12:12 PM

do want!

GeneSplicer 07-27-2011 12:59 PM

fap, fap, fap all over Ariel - still fapping... :bowdown:

Opti 07-27-2011 01:12 PM


Originally Posted by Full_Tilt_Boogie (Post 748151)
LSx is weak sauce

moar cams = MOAR POWA

http://i56.tinypic.com/2aeqayv.jpg


Someone recently hit 500 bhp with bolt-ons, cams, and ported heads. They didnt have IRTBs though, they used the boss 302 manifold.

And LS1s have been doing that for years now.

LS3s can do it with Cam and bolt ons

LS7 can do it with headers and tuning.

Im talking about about whp just realized your said bhp.

I dont know why they did all that crazy stuff on that LSX to make 700 a buddy of mine did it a while back using old and way less exotic parts.

Off the shelf ETP LS7 Heads
Off the shelf LG Cam
Stock LS7 Intake
Less cubes 445.

I posted a dyno somewhere on this forum a while back

elesjuan 07-27-2011 01:43 PM


Originally Posted by Opti (Post 753788)
And LS1s have been doing that for years now.

LS3s can do it with Cam and bolt ons

LS7 can do it with headers and tuning.

Im talking about about whp just realized your said bhp.

I dont know why they did all that crazy stuff on that LSX to make 700 a buddy of mine did it a while back using old and way less exotic parts.

Off the shelf ETP LS7 Heads
Off the shelf LG Cam
Stock LS7 Intake
Less cubes 445.

I posted a dyno somewhere on this forum a while back


A bone stock L33 5.3 liter truck motor with a 7psi turbo can break 500bhp.. With ONE factory installed camshaft. OHC V8's are highly overrated. How long did it take ford to finally break 400hp in a factory produced mod motor? IIRC the first was the 03 Cobra which required a supercharger to do it.

elesjuan 07-27-2011 01:58 PM

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There's a man in Blue Springs who needs to buy a lottery ticket right now, because he's on one hell of a lucky streak. Not only did he shoot a cop without anyone getting hurt, including himself, but he might not even be charged for it.

The man, whose name has yet to be released, fired six shots at officers when Blue Springs police and Jackson County Deputies raided the house he was in the 600 block of Northwest Valleybrook Road. One of the shots hit a deputy in the head, but his helmet saved him. The deputy wasn't even seriously injured, and amazingly, none of the officers returned fire.

The cherry on top of this is that because it was a no-knock warrant and because this guy had been robbed several times, its arguable he acted in self-defense and therefore will likely not face any charges for shooting a cop in the head.

Unfortunately, his amazing fortune didn't extend to keeping the police from finding all the drugs they were after. During this and one other simultaneous raid in Blue Springs, officers took three people into custody and found approximately $50,000 in drugs.
Kind of an old article, but a good laugh anyway...

gearhead_318 07-27-2011 02:02 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 753798)
IIRC the first was the 03 Cobra which required a supercharger to do it.

Technically, the 03/04 "Terminator" Cobras made 390hp, or so Ford said. I think that was a fairly conservative figure. Also, the Ford GT made 550hp and the 00' SVT Cobra R made 385, also probably a conservative rating.

KPLAFIN 07-27-2011 02:44 PM

What the f*ck...

http://www.flyinmiata.com/projects/i...s/img_9183.jpg

elesjuan 07-27-2011 02:52 PM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 753802)
Technically, the 03/04 "Terminator" Cobras made 390hp, or so Ford said. I think that was a fairly conservative figure. Also, the Ford GT made 550hp and the 00' SVT Cobra R made 385, also probably a conservative rating.

You're correct and I believe they were conservative figures, however two of those three vehicles were factory supercharged and the third needed a huge hood to fit the massive intake manifold for the truck motor. ;)

When it comes to V8 motors I've always been a GM guy. I like some of ford motors, have owned several fords, will continue to own more. My ideal car would be a turbocharged lsx fox body, partially because I've always felt like Post 1973 the GM F-Body was a rolling turd. Have never liked ANYTHING about them except of course the driveline of a few...

This is a little more my style in GM bodies..
http://www.cardotcom.com/photos/modi...-camaro-01.jpg

IIRC its a 1968 OE body that was restored. Chassis is a 2004 Pontiac GTO, along with some of the interior.. It sounds fucking SICK!

bayside blue 07-27-2011 03:05 PM


Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 753769)
What road is that? I feel like I've seen a similar system of roads in a Miata video.

its supposedly betsy ross lane in st cloud FL.

pusha 07-27-2011 03:12 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 753811)
I've always felt like Post 1973 the GM F-Body was a rolling turd. Have never liked ANYTHING about them except of course the driveline of a few...

Everyone knows Gen 4 Malibus is where it's at; incredibly light and you have unlimited room in the engine bay.

Full_Tilt_Boogie 07-27-2011 03:14 PM

"Moar cams = moar power" is obviously a joke, you all lose.

pusha 07-27-2011 03:17 PM


Originally Posted by Full_Tilt_Boogie (Post 753817)
"Moar cams = moar power" is obviously a joke, you all lose.

herp derp

viperormiata 07-27-2011 04:01 PM



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elesjuan 07-27-2011 04:05 PM


Originally Posted by Full_Tilt_Boogie (Post 753817)
"Moar cams = moar power" is obviously a joke, you all lose.

So... What if we added like 8 cams to a DEI engine? That'd be like, vtak x 11tymillion??

RussellT94 07-27-2011 09:35 PM


elesjuan 07-27-2011 09:53 PM



I know this one is an old repost, but still love the video.



That happened to the guy two different times on 2 different bikes. He still races but wears a level 3 Kevlar "bullet proof" vest under his riding jacket.

rmcelwee 07-28-2011 12:03 AM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 753926)

1:27 - That's what the fuck I'm talking about.

I love it!

No one gives a shit but I saw this in 1984 and it has stuck with me for the past 27 years. I thought about it earlier when I said I'd be a happy dude in the "yet another gun thread". Watch at 2:18


Full_Tilt_Boogie 07-28-2011 01:10 AM

lol @ dragster fuel injector


repost?
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