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Pen2_the_penguin 08-17-2011 01:38 AM

thus why I like my ole' 86' furd bronco XLT with a 351w and 9" rear end. 800 bucks. Runs like a champ.

matthewdesigns 08-17-2011 02:41 AM

God bless America

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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-L7XeaJWFK-...e+bachmann.jpg

Joe Perez 08-17-2011 03:36 AM


Originally Posted by FRT_Fun (Post 760507)
(multiple embed fails)

You can't hotlink from FJ.

elesjuan 08-17-2011 05:19 AM


Originally Posted by matthewdesigns (Post 760564)
God bless America

That's right, God Bless America, where a free woman can eat a fucking sausage in public so some fagggot can take a photograph in a pathetic attempt to discredit, smear, or destroy her character. Oh, whats that? We can't fight and win on policy, ethics, principle? Solution SMEAR THE OPPOSITION....

:jerkit:

Everyone can do it.


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"What's that? North Korea nuked New York City? Fuck it, let's golf.."


Now can we please stop posting these stupid fucking attempts at political smear pictures?

elesjuan 08-17-2011 05:27 AM

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Think a couple fo those might be reposts but I don't give a fuck.

Faeflora 08-17-2011 07:42 AM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 760574)
That's right, God Bless America, where a free woman can eat a fucking sausage in public so some fagggot can take a photograph in a pathetic attempt to discredit, smear, or destroy her character. Oh, whats that? We can't fight and win on policy, ethics, principle? Solution SMEAR THE OPPOSITION....

:jerkit:

Everyone can do it.


Now can we please stop posting these stupid fucking attempts at political smear pictures?

Yes I love Michelle Bachmann too. Bachman/Palin 2012!!!!

FRT_Fun 08-17-2011 07:47 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 760571)
You can't hotlink from FJ.

Fuck that place then.

Enginerd 08-17-2011 07:49 AM

Me thinks elesjuan needs to get laid. He is quite bitter.

NA6C-Guy 08-17-2011 07:58 AM


Originally Posted by Faeflora (Post 760582)
Yes I love Michelle Bachmann too. Bachman/Palin 2012!!!!

:crx:

Braineack 08-17-2011 08:33 AM

Galt/Rearden 2012.


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Vashthestampede 08-17-2011 08:54 AM

Nice shirts Brain. I'll probably get a few of them.

I have the "I AM A MOTHERFUCKER" shirt from back when that video first went viral.

I'm growing increasingly bitter myself as the days go on. I can only hope that with time the right people take back the country and kick all the worthless losers out. Well, either kick them out or kill them. One or the other.

TurboTim 08-17-2011 11:58 AM

Language NSFW.



What is that milk all over the inside of the door? EWWW.

Braineack 08-17-2011 12:22 PM

haha, what the hell? did the zr1 guy just cut them off for no reason?


aftermath





We were headed up to Romona to play some paintball. We met up at the driver's house to drop of my car and car pool (thank gawd I didnt drive mine lol). Went to "STARBUCKS' for a coffee for the 30 minute drive. As we left the starbucks we spotted a corvette ZR1 near the Qualcom Stadium. I (the horrible camera man) was excited to see a ZR1. As we were headed down to the I15, we saw the vette behind us. I was immediatly excited that the car was gonna follow us onto the freeway. We decided to get in the carpool lane and let the ZR1 pass us. Thats right, we just want to hear the exhaust and watch him launch. I had my phone ready to watch him pass. Being in front of him, he did not know we had camera or know our intentions. He decided to show off and floor it. We got a little more than what we bargained for. What the camera shows is what I literally saw. We were def not expecting the ZR1 to LOSE control and go right into us. And damnit, I spilled my caramel macchiato, but not denying the jizz part lol ;) Enjoy the video, we are having a blast watching this go viral. So much more to this story, but what would be the fun in sharing the whole thing... Everyone jacking this: You watched it, we lived it ;)


elesjuan 08-17-2011 12:34 PM

LOL!!

"What the fuck man? You scratched my Rolls Royce Phantom Dodge with your piece of shit chevy!"



Edit: This is copypasta from the "Aftermath" video desc:

"Jumps out of the car after throwing the SRT8 car keys at the front window and popping the trunk. Originally gonna grab a wrench stored in the trunk, but IDK from the slamming of the car door and walking to the back he decided to instead go straight up to the ZR1 driver which was bowing his head in disbelief in his car."

Yeah, and just what the fuck was he going to do with this wrench? Its these type of little dick pricks that made me start to carry a loaded gun when I leave the house. For lack of better terms, this was clearly an "accident" on the ZR1 drivers part and this fucking wannabe mafia fagggot is going to do WHAT with a wrench from his trunk?

I once knew of a parking lot filler wannabe thug with that same mentality. Drove reckless, thought he was the baddest thing to hit the streets, thought his stupid fucking honda could beat anything with rubber tires on it. Started a fight in a parking lot one night then suckerpunched someone in the face with a fucking car shifter. Jerkoffs like that I hope get shot. Seriously.

pusha 08-17-2011 01:14 PM

lol @ you arguing with these retards in the yt comment thread

NA6C-Guy 08-17-2011 01:33 PM

Another prime example of why some people shouldn't be allowed to drive powerful cars on the road, or even purchase them. Who the fuck loses control like that!?

gearhead_318 08-17-2011 02:07 PM


Originally Posted by Faeflora (Post 760582)
Yes I love Michelle Bachmann too. Bachman/Palin 2012!!!!

Cant wait for the "movie". :jerkit:

elesjuan 08-17-2011 03:15 PM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 760671)
lol @ you arguing with these retards in the yt comment thread

Who, me? :giggle: "I've been saving for 10 years so I can buy the $90k car of my dreams.." Kids...

Couldn't help it, bored as shit. Came in late today because it was slow and I've had nothing to do all day.

viperormiata 08-17-2011 03:58 PM

Must watch for LOL!!


Pen2_the_penguin 08-17-2011 05:25 PM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 760735)

that was the fucking best.

mx5autoxer 08-17-2011 05:42 PM

So there' another gymkhana video. I'll sum up the 45 seconds I got through before turning it off: KENBLOCKOMG!!!!DCDCDCDCD!!!!ZOMG!!!RALLYCAR!!!!!AA AAAHHHH!!!ITS!A!CAR!OMG!!!!DCSHOESDCSHOESDCSHOES!! !DCHAT!!!DCSHIRT!!!AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Instead of that video here's my favorite Ken Block video. Remember, this is just the shakedown.


mx5autoxer 08-17-2011 06:10 PM

Also, here is Dany Bahar CEO of Lotus and Swizz Beats Vice President of Creative Design and Global Marketing for Lotus

http://www.autoguide.com/auto-news/2...marketing.html

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elesjuan 08-17-2011 06:20 PM


Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 760781)
So there' another gymkhana video. I'll sum up the 45 seconds I got through before turning it off: KENBLOCKOMG!!!!DCDCDCDCD!!!!ZOMG!!!RALLYCAR!!!!!AA AAAHHHH!!!ITS!A!CAR!OMG!!!!DCSHOESDCSHOESDCSHOES!! !DCHAT!!!DCSHIRT!!!AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Instead of that video here's my favorite Ken Block video. Remember, this is just the shakedown.


:bowrofl::bowrofl:

How did I know that's what you were posting.. WIN!!


I used to really love WRC until like 4 years ago. You know, back when there were quality drivers and real rally cars instead of fucking ford and citroen... Weaksauce.

mx5autoxer 08-17-2011 06:34 PM

Oh God! I just found this one. So funny. Can you say cluster f**k.


elesjuan 08-17-2011 06:46 PM

Free bumper!! Good thing that other driver who passed could actually drive, otherwise they'd all be in a lot of trouble.

pusha 08-17-2011 06:56 PM

the only people who suck more than Ken Block are his fans

NA6C-Guy 08-17-2011 07:04 PM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 760803)
the only people who suck more than ken block are his fans

+1

mx5autoxer 08-17-2011 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by pusha (Post 760803)
the only people who suck more than Ken Block are his fans

:laugh:

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elesjuan 08-17-2011 07:33 PM


Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 760808)

WTF Is going on in this picture???? Did they turn a failmaster muffler into a carb hat?!?!?

mx5autoxer 08-17-2011 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 760819)
WTF Is going on in this picture???? Did they turn a failmaster muffler into a carb hat?!?!?

No clue. Stole this from another car forum. Here's another.

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Pen2_the_penguin 08-17-2011 07:53 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 760819)
WTF Is going on in this picture???? Did they turn a failmaster muffler into a carb hat?!?!?

lulz, wait until they run boost, those cheap crimped baffles are going to meet the carb

sixshooter 08-17-2011 08:00 PM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 760597)
I'm growing increasingly bitter myself as the days go on. I can only hope that with time the right people take back the country and kick all the worthless losers out. Well, either kick them out or kill them. One or the other.

Then you guys really need to read this article about what is going on in England: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/ar...ed-youths.html

Excerpt:

Years of liberal dogma have spawned a generation of amoral, uneducated, welfare dependent, brutalised youngsters


By Max Hastings

Last updated at 12:49 PM on 10th August 2011

A few weeks after the U.S. city of Detroit was ravaged by 1967 race riots in which 43 people died, I was shown around the wrecked areas by a black reporter named Joe Strickland.
He said: ‘Don’t you believe all that stuff people here are giving media folk about how sorry they are about what happened. When they talk to each other, they say: “It was a great fire, man!” ’
I am sure that is what many of the young rioters, black and white, who have burned and looted in England through the past few shocking nights think today.


It was fun. It made life interesting. It got people to notice them. As a girl looter told a BBC reporter, it showed ‘the rich’ and the police that ‘we can do what we like’.

If you live a normal life of absolute futility, which we can assume most of this week’s rioters do, excitement of any kind is welcome. The people who wrecked swathes of property, burned vehicles and terrorised communities have no moral compass to make them susceptible to guilt or shame.
Most have no jobs to go to or exams they might pass. They know no family role models, for most live in homes in which the father is unemployed, or from which he has decamped.

-See article for the rest.

mx5autoxer 08-17-2011 08:48 PM

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pusha 08-17-2011 10:03 PM


Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 760824)
No clue. Stole this from another car forum. Here's another.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...11/2ihm428.jpg

I can't find the other pics from this build (they are OLD) but apparently the dude did it to avoid emissions penalties. The turbos sat under the back seat.

pusha 08-17-2011 10:05 PM



Qusay Hussein getting his funk on in 1991. Does anyone else think the denim American flag jacket is a little ironic?

gearhead_318 08-17-2011 10:15 PM

That was less then 10 months after the first Gulf War ended.

NA6C-Guy 08-17-2011 10:50 PM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 760858)
That was less then 10 months after the first Gulf War ended.

Which just so happens to be not much more than 10 months after it began...

That video is quite bizarre.

elesjuan 08-17-2011 11:49 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 760863)
Which just so happens to be not much more than 10 months after it began...

That video is quite bizarre.

+1 million internets to pusha. I think he wins the thread for the strangest thing posted.. lol

Joe Perez 08-17-2011 11:53 PM

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I'm reminded of the line from the 1968 film The Producers: "You know, not many people know zis, but ze Fuhrer was a terrific dancer."

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(This does not count as having invoked Godwin's Law, as I am not comparing anybody to Hitler.)

y8s 08-18-2011 10:44 AM

saw this little putt putt on the way to work this morning. OK maybe not so much "putt putt".

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-y...2/IMAG0816.jpg

the other day I saw a black Audi A1. A what? I didn't have my camera.

http://www.blogofcar.com/wp-content/...Audi-A1-05.jpg
http://www.blogofcar.com/wp-content/...1-Audi-A11.jpg

I tried to look it up but ummm it doesn't exist in america.

Braineack 08-18-2011 10:47 AM

I'd rock both.

thagr81 us 08-18-2011 11:05 AM

I'd rock the shit out of that A1... Wonder if there is an RS1 out there? Different color for sure though...

gearhead_318 08-18-2011 12:05 PM


shuiend 08-18-2011 12:25 PM


pusha 08-18-2011 01:45 PM


Originally Posted by thagr81 us (Post 760965)
I'd rock the shit out of that A1... Wonder if there is an RS1 out there? Different color for sure though...

yeah, it makes 550 awhp

viperormiata 08-18-2011 01:48 PM

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i'll let u all scratch your head for a while it is difficult to write from the ps3. more pics tomorrow. the reroute concept is not fully disclosed

Gumpert Apollo
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E30 M3
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190 evo
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Braineack 08-18-2011 01:52 PM

I see an E30 m3 every day.

viperormiata 08-18-2011 01:53 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 761038)
I see an E30 m3 every day.

Me too, but only when I masturbate.

Braineack 08-18-2011 01:55 PM

i acutally saw two this morning. one red one white.

elesjuan 08-18-2011 03:18 PM

One of my neighbors has an E30 M3 all spec'd out for auto-x that he drives daily. Beautiful red car.


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Think I've posted this before.. Runs high 9's depending on the track. Has a Holset turbo the size of a basketball, SRT-4 head, some other block, and I think its around 2.6 liters. Narrowed 9" ford rear, full spool, T5 transmission. This was a dyno day, put down over 480rwhp.

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:bowrofl:

Toyota COPs:
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rharris19 08-18-2011 03:25 PM

I am selling off a couple cars right now to make space and funds to be able to get the E30 M3 I have always wanted. I am going to take my time, but these things keep going up in value. Four years ago, they could be had for 12,000 for a good condition and now they are looking like 17,000-18,000.

Vashthestampede 08-18-2011 03:51 PM


Originally Posted by rharris19 (Post 761087)
I am selling off a couple cars right now to make space and funds to be able to get the E30 M3 I have always wanted. I am going to take my time, but these things keep going up in value. Four years ago, they could be had for 12,000 for a good condition and now they are looking like 17,000-18,000.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BMW-M...item43a90a17de

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BMW-M...item2566bd353b

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BMW-E...item4cf964af94

Too bad the red one isn't a true M, otherwise it looks tits to me.

rharris19 08-18-2011 04:36 PM

The second one is perfect for what I want, but of course it will end up going for 22K + when it is all said and done.

Braineack 08-18-2011 04:43 PM

saw another red e30 m3 today, so that makes 3.

gearhead_318 08-18-2011 04:45 PM

I'd just get a E30 325is for $5K and make it into a M3 clone, maybe add turbo too.

Braineack 08-18-2011 04:46 PM

e46 motor.

elesjuan 08-18-2011 05:25 PM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 761094)

Those are beautiful cars, but not a single one of them is really worth almost $20,000. They're 23 fucking years old!!

rharris19 08-18-2011 05:32 PM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 761125)
I'd just get a E30 325is for $5K and make it into a M3 clone, maybe add turbo too.

And I supposed when a music retailer is out of Ice Cube CD's, Vanilla Ice seems to be a viable alternative to you as well?

I have always wanted the M3 though. It is just such a part of history in my opinion and the 325i would almost be a tease. Don't get me wrong it would be a fun car to have, but I need to have the real deal. Also, I need no more projects, so I just want a done car.

jeff_man 08-18-2011 07:19 PM

http://thatwillbuffout.files.wordpre...ll-power-4.jpg

FRT_Fun 08-18-2011 08:00 PM

Looks like a photoshop.


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