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gearhead_318 08-21-2011 12:23 AM

Cats don't fart as much as dogs do either, which is nice.

FRT_Fun 08-21-2011 12:25 AM

Dogs are just so much work. They are like people, but you ahve to do everything for them. Cats are like supplements. They are just there to make you happy.

x808drifter 08-21-2011 12:37 AM

Teach the cat to piss/shit outside like mine and never clean up after them again.

pusha 08-21-2011 12:40 AM

my kitty pees/shits outside and attacks anything that moves:

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._6634684_n.jpg

she's out all night hunting and fighting with other neighborhood kitties and has been seen going toe-to-toe with both raccoons and opossums.

elesjuan 08-21-2011 12:48 AM

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Oh yeah.. My cat doesn't go outside and root around in shit then come back inside smelling like something fucking died in its fur...


Clean up shit? Wow its so hard to walk by the litter box once every 2 days and scrape out a few pieces of shit with a scoop. The most maintenance free animal I've ever had. Don't even have to bathe her and she smells like fucking roses. Not to mention sleeps on drier sheets most of the time and smells quite fresh.


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Admittedly, the HURR DURR Look on this things face is pretty epic.. If it never barked I could tolerate it.

viperormiata 08-21-2011 01:04 AM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 761842)
Oh yeah.. My cat doesn't go outside and root around in shit then come back inside smelling like something fucking died in its fur...

My dog never rolls in shit or makes a mess. It's called training. Takes a little effort and the rewards are a very fun and clean animal that is actually entertaining and enjoyable to be around. Plus he goes tuning in the car with me, like a boss :brain:


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 761842)
Clean up shit? Wow its so hard to walk by the litter box once every 2 days and scrape out a few pieces of shit with a scoop. The most maintenance free animal I've ever had. Don't even have to bathe her and she smells like fucking roses. Not to mention sleeps on drier sheets most of the time and smells quite fresh.

Yes, I prefer to never clean up shit. My dog shits in the large patch of grass ten feet in front of my house. I never step in shit, smell shit or clean shit.

Maintenance free:loser:


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 761842)
Admittedly, the HURR DURR Look on this things face is pretty epic.. If it never barked I could tolerate it.

You should see what that HURR DURR face does to females. He doesn't bark. French bull dogs are quiet and if he does bark all I would have to do is whistle quietly, he stops immediately.

Maybe it's just me, but I prefer animals that are more animated than a dead person :jerkit:

elesjuan 08-21-2011 01:06 AM

Okay, think this qualifies:



Hello guys! New to the forum and this is my first post here. I’m not sure what category my vehicle best fits in, but I guess it’s the thought that counts anyway. This machine started as a 1968 V100 armored car, and has been extensively modified. I’m in the process of waiting for Ouverson Engineering’s Violator axles with locker for the rear and violator stub axles and lockouts for the front (since I already have 19 spline 1-3/4” axles and a locker in it now) and the Violator lockouts. As soon as the parts show up, it’s off to Winter Haven Florida.

I will make progress posts as time allows
Here’s the vehicle
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/3623/frontsvg.jpg
http://img805.imageshack.us/img805/3897/dsc03165a.jpg
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http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/1826/dsc01216rj.jpg
http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/8659/dsc01215j.jpg

Other items they build on:

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/2935/dsc01036hw.jpg
http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/8184/dsc00559ds.jpg

viperormiata 08-21-2011 01:11 AM

LOOK AT THAT WELD!!!!!!!! My gawd.... drool***

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/5304/dsc01199s.jpg

elesjuan 08-21-2011 01:13 AM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 761843)
Maintenance free:loser:

So you never give it a bath? Bath = Maintenance.


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 761843)
You should see what that HURR DURR face does to females. He doesn't bark. French bull dogs are quiet and if he does bark all I would have to do is whistle quietly, he stops immediately.

Needing a dog to get laid? :loser:


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 761843)
Maybe it's just me, but I prefer animals that are more animated than a dead person :jerkit:

Dogs seem like they're typically retarded and need very little stimulation. Cats require actual input... Just because you put the key in the car and started it doesn't mean it's going to do the rest. If you actually interact with one they will typically respond. Every cat I've ever seen, anyway. Sounds like yours was defective.

viperormiata 08-21-2011 01:34 AM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 761846)
So you never give it a bath? Bath = Maintenance.

Take a shower, take dog in. Easy. Go outside and play fetch or ride my longboard to dry off <--Fun interaction. Yes, my dog has learned to ride on my longboard. Fuck boring ass cats. Take your cat tuning with you in the car, see how much fun it is.


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 761846)
Needing a dog to get laid? :loser:

Need, no. Melts hearts of sexy young women, yes.


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 761846)
Dogs seem like they're typically retarded and need very little stimulation. Cats require actual input... Just because you put the key in the car and started it doesn't mean it's going to do the rest. If you actually interact with one they will typically respond. Every cat I've ever seen, anyway. Sounds like yours was defective.

My cat was boring. It sat around and did nothing but shed hair and ruin my clean laundry.

Cats are boring in general and overrated. If you want simple, no maintenance and boring; get a stock miata and go to M.net :loser:

pusha 08-21-2011 01:37 AM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 761849)
Need, no. Melts hearts of sexy young women, yes.

the last vagina you saw was your mothers as your lips raked across it

viperormiata 08-21-2011 01:38 AM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 761851)
the last vagina you saw was your mothers as your lips raked across it

Coming from you I'm not sure if I should be amused or surprised.

pusha 08-21-2011 01:39 AM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 761853)
Coming from you I'm not sure if I should be amused or surprised.

just run away

viperormiata 08-21-2011 01:41 AM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 761854)
just run away

I hate to break it to you, sport. You're not Hustler 2.0

pusha 08-21-2011 01:43 AM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 761855)
I hate to break it to you, sport. You're not Hustler 2.0

I never said I was, I am me and I am better than you are

gearhead_318 08-21-2011 01:46 AM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 761858)
I never said I was, I am me and I am better than you are

:bowrofl: How do you figure that?

pusha 08-21-2011 01:46 AM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 761861)
:bowrofl: How do you figure that?

I've met him IRL.

viperormiata 08-21-2011 01:48 AM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 761862)
I've met him IRL.

We've met a few times. Never a dull moment.

Fun part was before we met, calling me up everyday asking if I wanted to stay with him for the weekend......

elesjuan 08-21-2011 02:28 AM

Magnesium recycling plant in Ohio was on fire. Firefighters put water on the fire.




Magnesium fire + H2O = BOOM!


I know its a boring drag race, only with one hell of a twist. Guy kept control of the car after the chute opened like a boss...



pusha 08-21-2011 03:22 AM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 761863)
We've met a few times. Never a dull moment.

I'm a fucking BOSS

http://hphotos-sjc1.fbcdn.net/260569..._1527655_n.jpg


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 761863)
Fun part was before we met, calling me up everyday asking if I wanted to stay with him for the weekend......

bitch, you know you wanna suck my wein0r

pusha 08-21-2011 03:33 AM


Originally Posted by Dog Haters
dog hate.

Here is my lil bro:

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._1588784_n.jpg

He doesn't bark unless it's "for real" and is permanently attached to my mother's hip when she's home. He's also very well behaved, has never had an accident in the house that wasn't our fault (left alone for a day or two and then again it's only been once), will retrieve downed birds and wouldn't even think about touching anything he wasn't instructed to. He's pretty much a service dog that likes picking up bitches for his big bro at the dog park.

Waiting for permission to eat:

http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/...10818-1732.jpg

NA6C-Guy 08-21-2011 04:40 AM

I hate other peoples dogs, because they can't train them or keep them under control and allow them to fucking bark all goddamn day. My next door neighbor, like the cat lady, but with dogs, has like 8 dogs, and once one of them starts barking at a leaf or blade of grass, all 8 start going off, feeding off of one another. It can go on for half an hour or more at a time. Makes me want to poison them and shoot her in the face. I would however like a dog, and would train it to not be such a bastard. I also love cats. Most I have had have been very laid back, they don't take any of your bullshit, the won't come to you when you call their name like a kiss ass, and they like to sleep. They are easy to maintain, cheap and clean. Perfect pet.

Braineack 08-21-2011 10:54 AM

http://www.boostedmiata.com/gallery2/d/7111-1/mugs.jpg

phillyb 08-21-2011 10:55 AM

plus fucking 1

Braineack 08-21-2011 11:04 AM

that's really my mug btw.

you can see it here on my old office desk.

http://www.boostedmiata.com/gallery2..._Panorama1.jpg

phillyb 08-21-2011 11:07 AM

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had to go and grab this one from the sink

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that's mine

Braineack 08-21-2011 11:09 AM

nice. i had another my mom gave me for christmas, but it broke.


http://www.boostedmiata.com/gallery2...-14-41_912.jpg

phillyb 08-21-2011 11:15 AM

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my gf broke the matching plate to that mug.
i wasn't happy about that, but she glued it back together. now it sits on a shelf and she's not allowed to touch it.

first pic is the latest addition - #4 - we call him cricket.
and the second pic is a funny pic of a funny siamese.

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in b4 mac hate

gearhead_318 08-21-2011 11:31 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 761902)

I wash I had windows XP instead of 7 on the PC side of my computer.

jeff_man 08-21-2011 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 761914)
I wash I had windows XP instead of 7 on the PC side of my computer.

win 7 is better

Braineack 08-21-2011 11:54 AM

that was my work pc. i have win7 here. honestly, it's all the same to me.

shuiend 08-21-2011 01:39 PM

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Braineack 08-21-2011 01:52 PM

I support this.

Joe Perez 08-21-2011 02:54 PM

Hahaha. Oh, man. That's a good one. :bowrofl:

elesjuan 08-21-2011 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by jeff_man (Post 761918)
win 7 is better

I disagree to an extent.

Software side of networking and file / folder sharing is 1000% more complicated in 7.

Folder image caching does not exist. I'm into photography and have several folders with over 20,000 pictures per folder.. Takes XP about 40 seconds to update the thumbnails in explorer. 7 Takes about 20 minutes, and we're talking the same computer.

Don't get me wrong, 7 is a great OS but is by no means superior to XP IMO.

rmcelwee 08-21-2011 05:05 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 761905)
that's really my mug btw.

I figured that this was more your style...


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_929eZ9v4gL...Dick+Cup+1.JPG

phillyb 08-21-2011 05:21 PM

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!
when i went to hedonism, i got my dad a very similar mug

viperormiata 08-21-2011 07:41 PM


Originally Posted by phillyb (Post 761987)
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!
when i went to hedonism, i got my dad a very similar mug



gearhead_318 08-21-2011 09:06 PM


phillyb 08-21-2011 10:38 PM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 762003)

holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is my dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elesjuan 08-22-2011 01:03 AM


Originally Posted by phillyb (Post 762043)
holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is my dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:bang:

turotufas 08-22-2011 01:37 AM

From your dads FB page...

"I'm thinking about making a porn, I'll call it 'Rosetta Bone' and I just bang chicks that speak foreign languages. What do you think?"

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Hedo-Rick/146373688734385

trickyrix 08-22-2011 02:22 AM


Originally Posted by jeff_man (Post 761918)
win 7 is better

You sure about that? It took Trey and a troop of snow monkeys about 7 hours to get one fucking USB-serial adapter to work on my Win 7 ma-cheen.

But overall, yeah, Win 7 is pretty decent... sure as hell beats the fuck out of paying $3000 for a fancy MacBook Pro.

And to think... I had dreams and aspirations of going back to Apple... until I realized that I could buy a decent Miata (or three FB RX-7s, or an IROC Camaro, or a raggedy 5.0 Stang, or a nice used MP62 blower, etc etc etc) for the price of a fancy-pants MacBook. Fuck.

trickyrix 08-22-2011 02:38 AM

You've got one of the finest looking pooches I've ever seen. Sounds like he's squared away and knows WTF is up. My dog Molly knows what's up, but she clearly rules the roost. And I let her have her way - she's 10 now, and she's the baby, and that's that.

I've always wanted a Lab but I can't deal with long-legged dogs. Seriously. Molly's brother looks like a Pit-Lab mix - long-legged and manly and shit. He's a supremely intelligent fucker, and extremely strong, but he can't swim to save his life. Yes, he's one of the best dogs I've ever been around, but goddammit he likes to get out and paint the town red. Molly, even though she's going blind, can swim like a fucking otter - and that's been proven in my parents' swimming pool... by accident... at night... bless her little heart.

If I could clone Molly, I would make 10 copies in a heartbeat... she's the sweetest animal ever imagined. Period.

http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/1112/mollyh.jpg

One of these days I might get a kitteh... but I'm not real sure about that yet...

shuiend 08-22-2011 12:12 PM

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Bryce 08-22-2011 12:20 PM

My wiki history accumulation since the beginning of this month.

http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/971/wikihisti.gif

mx5autoxer 08-22-2011 01:13 PM

Would drive


mx5autoxer 08-22-2011 01:16 PM

Also, OW!

http://funnygif.net/wp-content/uploa...7374140163.gif

FRT_Fun 08-22-2011 01:26 PM

Did he go through that whole cab? Or was that the guy in the cab that got hit?

Bryce 08-22-2011 01:35 PM

The driver in the yellow cab did like a pinball anf went from drivers side to passenger side and back to drivers side and then out the drivers window. Pretty crazy!

shuiend 08-22-2011 02:08 PM

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq9dr8Wvtj1qdj1ui.jpg

jeff_man 08-22-2011 02:52 PM

[QUOTE=trickyrix;762122]You sure about that? It took Trey and a troop of snow monkeys about 7 hours to get one fucking USB-serial adapter to work on my Win 7 ma-cheen.QUOTE]

Took me 5 minutes, not my fault your both 21st century stupid :laugh:

Braineack 08-22-2011 03:05 PM


phillyb 08-22-2011 03:12 PM

my daddy's a lazy middle class intellectual
my mommy's on valium
she's so ineffectual

shit...i performed that song when i was like 14-15 years old.
great band

Braineack 08-22-2011 03:18 PM


Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 761938)


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viperormiata 08-22-2011 03:44 PM

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gearhead_318 08-22-2011 06:59 PM

I think Pusha is in this video somewhere, that crazy slut.

FRT_Fun 08-22-2011 08:00 PM

not working...

pusha 08-22-2011 08:15 PM


Originally Posted by FRT_Fun (Post 762418)
not working...

Here it is:


Enginerd 08-22-2011 09:07 PM

I just had that feeling today. . .that something was going to happen. . .
At first, another driver and I were forced onto the shoulder, before getting on the highway, by a girl staring at the phone on her lap. She rolled halfway into our lane. Then this jackass came along swerving in and out with very little sense of control of the car. When he wanted to swerve lanes, he'd swerve back and forth first...you can see a little of that in the video. Meth maybe?



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