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of course it is.
But i found it funny someone took to the time to PS a cow on a hood of a bimmer. https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1386779801 |
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of course it is.
But i found it funny someone took to the time to PS a cow on a hood of a bimmer. https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1386779817 |
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have you actually listened to the lyrics of rappers delight? Rap was much better back then when the lyrics actually meant something:
Have you ever went over a friends house to eat And the food just ain't no good? The macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed, And the chicken tastes like wood So you try to play it off like you think you can By saying that you're full And then your friend says, "Mama, he's just being polite He ain't finished, uh-uh, that's bull!" So your heart starts pumpin' and you think of a lie And you say that you already ate And your friend says "Man, there's plenty of food" So you pile some more on your plate While the stinky food's steamin', your mind starts to dreamin' Of the moment that it's time to leave And then you look at your plate and your chicken's slowly rottin' Into something that looks like cheese Oh so you say "That's it, I gotta leave this place I don't care what these people think, I'm just sittin' here makin' myself nauseous With this ugly food that stinks" So you bust out the door while it's still closed Still sick from the food you ate And then you run to the store for quick relief From a bottle of Kaopectate And then you call your friend two weeks later To see how he has been And he says, "I understand about the food, Baby Bubba, but we're still friends" |
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have you actually listened to the lyrics of rappers delight? Rap was much better back then when the lyrics actually meant something:
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Yeah, that particular one wasn't the pinnacle of cultured expression. The LL Cool J one I posted was pretty good for lyrical composition.
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Classy.
It's important to practice good hygiene
At least if you wanna run with my team I'm bout to get into some shit that I've seen This fool's breath ferment, so bad it'll melt your ice cream They say don't say nothing if you can't say nice things Sittin too close to him it burned, like my eyes sting I try to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum I was a victim of breath on hum Running his yap about what sets he from Gotta get some gum gotta get him some He turned it down, his teeth was brown Excruciating for him and it was a new sensation I had to ask the dope to pass the soap Cuz his coat had the sniff of crustaceans Or bathrooms in a bus station He had a can of Olde E and some raisins Amazing... head to toe B.O He didn't know, used to the fragrance Just as the days went without bathing He felt manly and not like a maiden He had one dread, and fungus Said he worked on peoples' toilets with plungers Girls, not the guy you would want to tongue ya So guys take your cue from this number [Hook] You gotta wash your ass, if you must You gotta wash your hair, if you must You gotta brush your teeth, if you must Or else you'll be funky |
Here Steve, THIS is old school:
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ding-a-ling ding-a-ling-a-ling Chorus: Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling Just gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling I wont hurt your feelings when I give you the ding-a-ling Freaks of the beats dont worry Hi town dj's be there in a hurry You want that bomb When all you gotta do is hit me up On the cell phone Jump on that motorola Always like Cocacola When you see Teaze You'll want me between them knees And you call me I'm gonna let you jump on this bomb G Miss thing let me see you swing All up on the ding-a-ling Or better yet baby dont forget You can hit me up on the internet Uhh, this is tha bomb At ding-a-ling dot com Just gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling (just gimme a ring-a-ling) I wont hurt your feelings when I give you the ding-a-ling (1-900 ding-a-ling) Just gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling (just gimme a ring-a-ling) I wont hurt your feelings when I give you the ding-a-ling (1-900 ding-a-ling) Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling (Just gimme that ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling) Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling (that ring-a-ling-ding-a-ling that you get from this ding-a-ling) Just gimme a call on the phone Let a brotha know when your man gone Cause I'll be right there with the quickness Making #1 on my hit list If it's major hit the pager Guarenteed Rahming goin slay ya Rain, shine it be working You don't play, then I'd be jerkin' Rump, pump it up I know just what you want That ding-a-ling feeling that you get from ding-a-ling Aint no ding-a-ling like mine It'd be workin' over time Everything gonna be just fine It wont cost you one spare dime Come on now Just gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling (when you want some ding-a-ling) I wont hurt your feelings when I give you the ding-a-ling (wont hurt your feelings) Just gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling (when you want some ding-a-ling) I wont hurt your feelings when I give you the ding-a-ling (1-900 ding-a-ling) Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling (when you want ding-a-ling-ding, when you want ding-a-ling-ding) Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling (Just gimme a ring-a-ling when you want that ding-a-ling) Gimme a ring-a-ling if you want some ding-a-ling, oh-oohh Gimme a ring-a-ling if you want some ding-a-ling, oh-oh-oh-oh Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling (Ding-a-ling feeling that you get from ding-a-ling) Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling (Ding-a-ling feeling that you get from ding-a-ling) OH, got me some action Boo-yeh is your reaction Teaze be that main attraction Ding-a-ling for your satisfaction Dont hold back just let it go If that's not enough then I got mo' You can have it if you want it Like Kimo-sabe you jump on it Just gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling (Just gimme a ring-a-ling) I wont hurt your feelings when I give you the ding-a-ling (wont hurt your feelings) Just gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling (Just gimme a ring-a-ling) I wont hurt your feelings when I give you the ding-a-ling (wont hurt your feelings) Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling (just gimme that ring-a-ling when you want that ding-a-ling) Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling (gimme that ring-a-ling when you want that ding-a-ling) Ding dong ding dong ding ding dong Oooooohhhhhhh Ding dong ding dong diiinng dong ooooooohhhhhhh Ding dong ding dong ding dong oooooohhhhh Dingg dong, oooooohhhhhhhhhh |
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