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Old 01-06-2008, 10:22 PM   #1
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I've got to say, I never thought you could ruin American Gladiators. Somehow they managed to do just that. I swear the show was like 75% talking and stupid contestant interviews.
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yeah im watching it, it sucks.
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and that's why steroids are bad mkay
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I read that the militia dude is an ex-gay **** star on IGN.com. I can't really understand these interviews.. do the people practice being so tacky?
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In my last life I was an Australian red-back spider. Not only were my ancestors living with criminals every day, but not only is my poison enough to make you wish you were biting your own ********* with the force of a dozen cows falling from a trampoline after jumping off of a house, but I am watching you right now. My dream is your worst nightmare, I've been around for a while and I've seen plenty of ------s like you, you're all the same. All of you ------s want to be recognized because you're good at making fun of people over the internet, but one of these days I'll find you making some chicken gumbo at your house and you'll get to find out what the true meaning of ***** in the *** is.

p.s. back the **** down before I have to **** talk back, you won't like it
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Seriously.. I dont think I can have kids after watching this show. Apparently having kids makes you spew homo bullshit about how your kid motivates you on national TV.
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I didn't need to watch it to know it would suck, so I didn't
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Yes the talking sucked and it was generally corny as hell but the eliminator for the first women contestants was hilarious. The black chick just lying on the ramp, given up. Both of them falling face first into everything. That was worth it for me.
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im watching it. I don't think it's all that different from the old-school version other than more commercials and more talking.
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so the women don't do the same stuff as the guys
was looking forward to seeing the ex-marine chick on the pugel sticks

was i the only one who laughed out loud when she jumped head first into that metal fire torch structure?
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its shitty, the old ones were the best
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was i the only one who laughed out loud when she jumped head first into that metal fire torch structure?
I figured she would catch up on some ground being a marine and all. Nope, head slam!
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I figured she would catch up on some ground being a marine and all. Nope, head slam!
she still almost caught up and won, even after taking a good while to shake the cobwebs out and with blood dripping down her face
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You know for a marine.. I would think she would have not spent about 20 minutes on the cargo net, blood or no blood
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the blood didn't slow her down, the brain trauma did.
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the blood didn't slow her down, the brain trauma did.
Brain trauma from being a marine or from being a women?
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gdamn! china-man FTMFW! and he gave tribute to a passed away china-man. love it!

(worst show ever on tv)
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Seriously.. you wanna see some real ****, watch Ninja Warrior. Those guys put american gladiators to shame.
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I thought it was ok, then again, I only barely remember the original since i was in elementary school at the time. Ninja warrior is way better, true.
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