avian abatement campaign
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avian abatement campaign
There's a bird in my office and the bitch won't go in the box!!!
I almost had it once, but it moved the box of the stand and flew away, mocking me. Bastard. I'm baiting it with a banana nut muffin and a little cup of water.
I almost had it once, but it moved the box of the stand and flew away, mocking me. Bastard. I'm baiting it with a banana nut muffin and a little cup of water.
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Sling shot, I have 103 confirmed kills on Saddam's highly trained disease carrying pigeons. After numerous complainants, and security confiscating one of my slingshots, I switched to a non lethal 160 Milliwatt 532 nanometer 100% duty cycle laser to cause permanent blindness in the dirty little bastards.
Last edited by Milton Tucker; 11-15-2008 at 12:09 AM.