There's a bird in my office and the bitch won't go in the box!!!

I almost had it once, but it moved the box of the stand and flew away, mocking me. Bastard. I'm baiting it with a banana nut muffin and a little cup of water.

 

oh, and feel free to add a caption.

 

12 gauge?

 

too messy

 

id say bb gun but 12 gauge sounds way more fun

 

i prefer the battle of wits to guns.

 

how about this?

 

how about bait an open window with some bird deliciousness

 

I say you are craftier than I previously thought.

 

now THAT'S funny.

 

not an option in these confines.

 

I'm going to offer some chicken tomorrow.

 

20 gauge? Less mess!

 

Use a fishing pole. Put the bait, or a big cricket or something on the hook and catch it that way. Or just use a BB gun.

 

I got it! Talk to it, Hustler, it will eventually fall asleep. Then you can grab it!

 

you need to e-thug it into committing suicide

 

butterfly net that bitch

 

bootleg version FTW!

 

Sling shot, I have 103 confirmed kills on Saddam's highly trained disease carrying pigeons. After numerous complainants, and security confiscating one of my slingshots, I switched to a non lethal 160 Milliwatt 532 nanometer 100% duty cycle laser to cause permanent blindness in the dirty little bastards.

 

This went from funny to future serial killer in the making....