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Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, "Mike, let me tell you something.....
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, "Here - try these on."
She did and said, "These are too big, I can't wear them.."
I replied, "Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will."
"Ever since that night we never had any problems."
"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here - try these on."
She tried them on and said, "These are too big. They don't fit me."
Mike said, "Exactly... I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here-you try on mine."
He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart *** attitude, you never will."
And they lived happily ever.
He said, "Mike, let me tell you something.....
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, "Here - try these on."
She did and said, "These are too big, I can't wear them.."
I replied, "Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will."
"Ever since that night we never had any problems."
"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here - try these on."
She tried them on and said, "These are too big. They don't fit me."
Mike said, "Exactly... I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here-you try on mine."
He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart *** attitude, you never will."
And they lived happily ever.
Last edited by chpmnsws6; 11-19-2010 at 11:42 PM.
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