D-r-i-f-t-i-n-g is a banned word. What do we call it now?
 

So now we have the D word banned. What should we call it instead!

My quick suggestions.

Asphalt skating.

Road dancing.

Tire wasting.

There's gotta be better. It'd be great to have a concensus on what to call it. Turd Sandwich or Giant Douche.

One word: Gay.

ok.

Well, on the bunny slopes - in order to slow down they usually just......
"Snowplow" ;)
I don't know....but *******g in a Miata is pretty difficult to begin with.
Not my gig, but kudos to 'em none the less.

How about "pussy sliding"?

:giggle: But let's not confuse something that I don't necessarily want to watch to something that I am eager to watch.

how bout assclowning

The act of deliberately sliding a car under power, for the purposes of exhibition, shall be known hereafter as buttsex.

You guys ever see someone slide or ride around in a Miata with good driver behind the wheel like Jeff A or Rob? I don't think you'd be responding in this thread. A lot of these "turd sandwiches" could probably school most of you on a track. If you guys thinks it's easy, or takes no talent to slide a miata around, you need to think again.

Very true.

How about ass greasing?

I can picture it now......"hey look at those 2 guys doing buttsex in the parking lot",they seem to be pretty good at it.

But the bigger question is, WHY??

Because it's JDM Yo, duh!!

Go to a legit drift event with great drivers and ride along, you will figure out why. It's a giant rush, and it's the most challenging thing I've ever done.

If Mario Andretti took up d r i f t i n g it would still be as gay. The fact that it takes talent and skill makes it all the more retarded. "It might not be the fast way around the track but it looks cool" should not be the motto of any motor sport.

It's like synchronized swimming in the Olympics.

Jay,you do not use Mario Andretti & the word D R I F T I N G in the same sentence.

Haha, you watch way to many movies. That's not what it's about at all, have you ever been to a real drift event at a track? I think you have no clue what you're talking about.

Haven't really done much, have you? Driving a rental kart around a concrete track is much more fun and challenging than burning up tires "lookin cool".

Except it's guys and it's the special olympics.

Yes, I have, and dr!fting is by far the most fun I've ever had with anytype of motorsport. Before you start trashing it, I would suggest you come take a ride, it might change the way you think.

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Haha, you guys are awesome, but I challenge you to come out to a d r i f t event with fully built cars for the sport, and take a ride along...I don't think you would be calling it a gay sport sport anymore. I honestly think that most of you guys don't even have a remote clue on how it functions at all as a sport. Come out to an event...I'll take you for a ride in my gay little mazda rx-7...haha

I don't know what to call it, but it isn't a sport or motorsports. A sport is a competition that means fastest, farthest, highest, etc....wins.

Anything that has to do with the outcome decided by judging...figure sakting, gymnastics, ******** ....not a sport. It's more of an activity.

How do you know when you've won a buttsex event?

Haha, my car has a motor, and it's a sport; therefore motor-sport.

Ok, but a stupid and pointless one.

I do respect your opinion, but I think you can't thrash on it until you experience it.

buttsex is fun actually in the same way donuts are fun. I prefer its roots.




Namely look at the Evo at 1 min 5 sec

That's total crap.

I can thrash on whatever I want. There are many things I know instinctively I have no interest in with out experiencing first hand. A couple of examples:

-Sex with a man
-Tenderizing my left nut with a dead blow hammer
-Any movie with Fran Drescher
-Ice water enema
-Dog food
-A Backstreet Boys concert
-Amputation for recreation

Needless to say the list goes on. Are you telling me that you have to experience something first hand to pass judgment on it? So, how was it having a convict toss your salad?

I hate baseball.

There, that's the spirit!


PS-There was a post there a minute ago.

Where the hell are all of these fucking people coming from???

You never know...that ice water enema while eating dog food may be pretty cool.

Haha, if you honestly don't want to experience d rift because you think it's instinctivly bad like sex with a man, that's your loss.

Dr!fting is not a sport. Personally, anything thats completely subjective isn't a true sport.... like ballet, ice skating,and many of the Olympic gynastic events. It would be like deciding on a winner at an F1 race based on who looked fastest. Not to mention that if the judges don't like you/your sponsor/your car/your myspace, then they can give you a lower score just to keep you from moving on at an event. Meh, NOPI and Craig Liberman pretty much ruined the little bit of fun that was in it.... not to mention the "americanized" version of dr!fting is just that...americanized.... kinda like americanized mexican food (read-Taco Bell).

mike, i dont see why you're so pissed off at d rifting

who cares

really

who cares?

I like vanilla ice cream

you like chocolate.

omg who is right?

i'm bored.

you're missing the point Y8s. This is serious business.
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Oh, but i don't mind dr!fting as an expo/showoff.


I don't care who you are... this is actually a pretty sick video of 'real' dr!fting...

Haha, I'm not saying that you guys are wrong; I only think your hate is unjust.

Mike, I used to drive with you man...I just don't see why you are so pissed off at dr!fting lately

I'm not pissed off at ******** in general (unlike what RD thinks of me :jerkit:), i'm disappointed to what it has turned into and the people who are in it and the way it's projected. Yeah, it's fun to do it...for fun. But the shit talking, politics and asshattery (you should know JB.... like that lovely thread over on RD when someone was simply asking about that video of my old car). That's the kinda shit that is going on that i don't want to be associated with.

And for the record, my lack of paticipating in driftin has nothing to do with my GF. Actually, she enjoy's it...we've used her car many times on tire runs and as a support vehicle. It's the shit like what the little ------y muchkin 'i should have been an abortion' fucktard that took upon itself to post false information like that, that i don't want to deal with. I have a life that doesn't revolve around ********.... i had my fun with it and i've decided to move on.

OK. Reality check. Who here hasn't gone out in the rain or snow to get the back end loose in their car.

Answer?

No one.

We have all "drifted" our cars at one time or another. It just wasn't organized, judged or done lap after lap with the tires rolling smoke and bits of rubber everywhere. ******** is taking the occasional enjoyment of goosing the rear end loose around corners to an extreme. Kind of like burning an ant with a magnifying glass progressing to taking a gas can and match to an ant hill. No wait, that can actually be useful. It's like smoking an occasional dube progressing to inhaling massive amounts of coke. Yeah, I like that one better.

I play hockey, bowl, golf, tennis, autocross, HPDE, drag, bird hunt, watch tv, participate in online forums, etc. All of those things have haters and can be argued as stupid and a waste of time and money.

My take on why there's all the argument? It's not the ******** that's hated, it's the D-rifters.

my wife calls it wigglebutts, there is one for you

+1 see above posting

Finally the voices of reason are prevailing.

If I choose to polish the ole' weasel from time to time in the privacy of my own home, that's one thing. It isn't terribly productive, but it feels good and it's quicker & easier than tracking down Hustler's mom every time I'm feeling antsy. Where I'd start having a problem is if a bunch of kids decided to have a series of competitive jerking off matchups, complete with judging, trophies and the Tokico girls, followed some time later by a movie starring Lucas Black entitled "The Fast and the Fruitless", then magazine articles, then whole magazines, etc... It would basically make all men look like complete idiots.

That's the trouble with buttsex, and with and drіfters in general. They go out and act like a bunch of assclowns in public, and worse, spawn a bunch of imitators who then rice up their cars, which serves to reinforce negative stereotypes about import car culture in general. If you want to do donuts and drive sideways, I have no problem with this. Find a nice big parking lot on a rainy weekend and have a blast. God knows I did the first winter after I moved to Ohio (having never previously driven in snow). But if you want to participate in organized competition and pretend to be a real race driver, make sure there's a clock involved.

"the fast and the fruitless":bowrofl:


in all seriousness though, I hate the ------s that drive around town slammed to shit, I mean so low that he has to take a speed bump at an angle in fear of losing an oil pan low...then they have 0 offset wheels and negative camber so bad 80% of the tire is up in the air....all the "option" stickers and other completely stupid shit.....act like "d.rifters" driving like jackasses cutting people off and trying to "d.rift" any chance they get in a traffic congested area.....and d.rifting is not a sport, no matter what the fanbois say its not a sport. its like a fucking beauty contest

repost!!!:giggle:

I like ******** sorta, I enjoy watching, I like sliding around in my car FWD or RWD. But when you take something like a Dodge Viper and put a bunch of ads on the side and then give it points for sliding around, thats bullshit and I hate it. In my eyes ******** is a 240 or similar, not a fucken Porshe. Taking something that comes souped up from the factory and driving with that is lame. Its working your weak ass job, to buy tires and some performance stuff for your beat up car to go and slide around some curves with your friends, not sponsorships and flame suits.

Is anyone else appreciating the irony of the dri-fters getting slammed here and going back to the dri-ft forums to bitch about what a-holes this site is made up of vs. all the Mnet bashing that goes on here? Speed nannies and tight mods are complained about here all the time. Isn't the bashing and running off of drift/rice/ers pretty much the same thing?

OK, it's the same but different. We're right, they're wrong. Duh. I forgot about that.



My car's at 12" front and rear. Certainly not "slammed" but I struggle with speed bumps. That's not a good point of complaint in my book.

Hey now! Don't you start using your brain around here! Seriously though, yes this kind of nonsense happens on every forum and it is very ironic and funny.

There's two things I can't stand. People intolerant of other cultures and the Dutch.

Pretty much what we all do!

No really! We're right and they are wrong! Really. I mean it...

Ya fuck the dutch and their wooden shoes!

Ever see a dog sit on it's ass and put it's hind legs out in front of it and then start dragging it's ass along the ground ?







Now supe those bitches up with some flashy gloss wax, hang your shopping list down the side and off you go....That's drlfting :jerkit:

I agree, I don't think the drivers would mind, they probably want to come out anyway.

/\ real ********..:giggle:

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still dont care.

care enough to post you don't care

Yes you do.

fixed
+1 :)