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Old Aug 28, 2008 | 04:39 PM
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Default D-r-i-f-t-i-n-g is a banned word. What do we call it now?

So now we have the D word banned. What should we call it instead!

My quick suggestions.

Asphalt skating.

Road dancing.

Tire wasting.

There's gotta be better. It'd be great to have a concensus on what to call it. Turd Sandwich or Giant Douche.
Old Aug 28, 2008 | 04:41 PM
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One word: Gay.

ok.
Old Aug 28, 2008 | 04:44 PM
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Well, on the bunny slopes - in order to slow down they usually just......
"Snowplow"
I don't know....but *******g in a Miata is pretty difficult to begin with.
Not my gig, but kudos to 'em none the less.
Old Aug 28, 2008 | 04:49 PM
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How about "***** sliding"?
Old Aug 28, 2008 | 04:54 PM
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How about "***** sliding"?
But let's not confuse something that I don't necessarily want to watch to something that I am eager to watch.
Old Aug 28, 2008 | 04:55 PM
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how bout assclowning
Old Aug 28, 2008 | 05:00 PM
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The act of deliberately sliding a car under power, for the purposes of exhibition, shall be known hereafter as buttsex.
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You guys ever see someone slide or ride around in a Miata with good driver behind the wheel like Jeff A or Rob? I don't think you'd be responding in this thread. A lot of these "turd sandwiches" could probably school most of you on a track. If you guys thinks it's easy, or takes no talent to slide a miata around, you need to think again.
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Originally Posted by Machismo
But let's not confuse something that I don't necessarily want to watch to something that I am eager to watch.
Very true.

How about *** greasing?
Old Aug 28, 2008 | 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
The act of deliberately sliding a car under power, for the purposes of exhibition, shall be known hereafter as buttsex.
I can picture it now......"hey look at those 2 guys doing buttsex in the parking lot",they seem to be pretty good at it.
Old Aug 28, 2008 | 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by jbguillo
You guys ever see someone slide or ride around in a Miata with good driver behind the wheel like Jeff A or Rob? I don't think you'd be responding in this thread. A lot of these "turd sandwiches" could probably school most of you on a track. If you guys thinks it's easy, or takes no talent to slide a miata around, you need to think again.
But the bigger question is, WHY??
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Because it's JDM Yo, duh!!
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Originally Posted by The_Pipefather
But the bigger question is, WHY??
Go to a legit drift event with great drivers and ride along, you will figure out why. It's a giant rush, and it's the most challenging thing I've ever done.
Old Aug 28, 2008 | 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by jbguillo
You guys ever see someone slide or ride around in a Miata with good driver behind the wheel like Jeff A or Rob? I don't think you'd be responding in this thread. A lot of these "turd sandwiches" could probably school most of you on a track. If you guys thinks it's easy, or takes no talent to slide a miata around, you need to think again.
If Mario Andretti took up d r i f t i n g it would still be as gay. The fact that it takes talent and skill makes it all the more retarded. "It might not be the fast way around the track but it looks cool" should not be the motto of any motor sport.
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It's like synchronized swimming in the Olympics.
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Originally Posted by jayc72
If Mario Andretti took up d r i f t i n g it would still be as gay.
Jay,you do not use Mario Andretti & the word D R I F T I N G in the same sentence.
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Originally Posted by jayc72
If Mario Andretti took up d r i f t i n g it would still be as gay. The fact that it takes talent and skill makes it all the more retarded. "It might not be the fast way around the track but it looks cool" should not be the motto of any motor sport.
Haha, you watch way to many movies. That's not what it's about at all, have you ever been to a real drift event at a track? I think you have no clue what you're talking about.
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Originally Posted by jbguillo
Go to a legit drift event with great drivers and ride along, you will figure out why. It's a giant rush, and it's the most challenging thing I've ever done.
Haven't really done much, have you? Driving a rental kart around a concrete track is much more fun and challenging than burning up tires "lookin cool".
Old Aug 28, 2008 | 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by johndoe
It's like synchronized swimming in the Olympics.
Except it's guys and it's the special olympics.
Old Aug 28, 2008 | 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by The_Pipefather
Haven't really done much, have you? Driving a rental kart around a concrete track is much more fun and challenging than burning up tires "lookin cool".
Yes, I have, and dr!fting is by far the most fun I've ever had with anytype of motorsport. Before you start trashing it, I would suggest you come take a ride, it might change the way you think.

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