drunken debauchery and douchebaggery thread
04-23-2014, 04:28 PM
#541
But...
call me a sick bastard, but I want that driver side front fender for my miata, it so happens to be the only thing not damaged and its brillant black, to replace my dented and sadly bondo'ed fender.
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05-28-2014, 01:49 AM
#543
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Have some fresh meat, ddd thread 
. When you're in Killeen, Texas and a guy that calls himself "Denim Dan" approaches your barely-running '91 miata at a stoplight offering you moonshine he made in his garage you don't say no. 20 dollars for two jars? Not the sketchiest **** I've gotten into. Fast forward. 11pm 27 may 2014, 1 hour from signing out on terminal leave and putting Fort Hood forever in my past, I think to myself, "Damn dawg it would be dope if i celebrated this with that questionable stoplight moonshine!" 12am 28 May 2014.... shitfaced, one jar down, signed out on terminal leave, and cracking the second jar.
. When you're in Killeen, Texas and a guy that calls himself "Denim Dan" approaches your barely-running '91 miata at a stoplight offering you moonshine he made in his garage you don't say no. 20 dollars for two jars? Not the sketchiest **** I've gotten into. Fast forward. 11pm 27 may 2014, 1 hour from signing out on terminal leave and putting Fort Hood forever in my past, I think to myself, "Damn dawg it would be dope if i celebrated this with that questionable stoplight moonshine!" 12am 28 May 2014.... shitfaced, one jar down, signed out on terminal leave, and cracking the second jar.
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06-07-2014, 12:15 AM
#545
hahaha **** you fuckjers!!! I'ts been a ******* week...got laid off nd my car still refuses to work. Decided to drink and say **** it all!@ Now I'm making spome sketti with chilit and **** it. Took my car to the shot and exzpecting a $1400 bill....and have no job.,....**** ity!!!
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06-07-2014, 09:10 PM
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I have a fridge full of beer, campfire, music, the game on TV, food.
And yet everyone wants to go dump money at bars...
So i get drunk at home by myself.
#nofriends
And yet everyone wants to go dump money at bars...
So i get drunk at home by myself.
#nofriends
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06-11-2014, 10:21 PM
#557
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hahaha **** you fuckjers!!! I'ts been a ******* week...got laid off nd my car still refuses to work. Decided to drink and say **** it all!@ Now I'm making spome sketti with chilit and **** it. Took my car to the shot and exzpecting a $1400 bill....and have no job.,....**** ity!!!
btw, 5 golden monlkies on an empty stomhech isntl good idea, cheers
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06-15-2014, 11:04 PM
#558
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went ahead and did alittle drinkahothahton with the family, **** got funny, drink got drank and i'm drunk..... IT'S REALLY late on sunday i thinnk
i got a lot of flack from being in a broken family... that was sad.
good news i got my mitataaata to idle at normal with biggy injectors.
maybe i have to go to workin the morning
i got a lot of flack from being in a broken family... that was sad.
good news i got my mitataaata to idle at normal with biggy injectors.
maybe i have to go to workin the morning
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07-12-2014, 02:27 PM
#560
Yesterday was my buddies last day in the Marine Corps so we threw him a little party and went out to his favorite bar to drink. I remember pre gaming with lots of beer. I remember the first LA water, but none after that. My wallet tells me I had more. That and its 1130 and im still drunk. Not hung over. Drunk. My other friend puked at the gate where we came back onto base. Obviously we had a DD.
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