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Old 03-25-2012, 07:18 AM
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Time for drunk thrwd inthin
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OK so curly I guess I should supply some more details around my inability to find this thread last night.

I had a great night last night.

Last night I got pretty seriously wasted. Thankfully, red bull provided me with a semi-alert safety net. I had 24 ounces. I do not do cocaine, but I have heard people do coke to sober up. Red Bull really is a decent substitute. After having the two cans I went from borderline puking to being able to walk straight and also drive home without any fucky stupid drunk driving fails.

I went out with my man-friend and lady-friend, and picked up my GF at the end of the night and went home. As was par normale, we fought most of the way home but in the end, it was a win because i violently fuckyed her. What can I say. True love.

I guess most drunken antics really aren't that impressive post facto. In short, you're just drunk. Much more impressive to have antics when sober.

Does that please you curls?
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Originally Posted by Faeflora
Tonight


Got raped vy
two gurls snd

Snd

AND

ONE GUY

also hsf two twleve ounce red bull and am boe quetions li sobe.

Questinskble.

Edeoce the bew miata tonight. It wad boss ad fucj. I came. I. In my garters bechs it ws so hot. Aloso took pics of my love swing

Tah bitches ybaint go shot



Also invited soviet to my vip sextion snd vottle service but he declinded. Sad
hmmm...
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Originally Posted by Faeflora
OK so curly I guess I should supply some more details around my inability to find this thread last night.

I had a great night last night.

Last night I got pretty seriously wasted. Thankfully, red bull provided me with a semi-alert safety net. I had 24 ounces. I do not do cocaine, but I have heard people do coke to sober up. Red Bull really is a decent substitute. After having the two cans I went from borderline puking to being able to walk straight and also drive home without any fucky stupid drunk driving fails.

I went out with my man-friend and lady-friend, and picked up my GF at the end of the night and went home. As was par normale, we fought most of the way home but in the end, it was a win because i violently fuckyed her. What can I say. True love.

I guess most drunken antics really aren't that impressive post facto. In short, you're just drunk. Much more impressive to have antics when sober.

Does that please you curls?


why? Because...

Originally Posted by Faeflora
Tonight


Got raped vy two gurls snd

Snd

AND

ONE GUY

also hsf two twleve ounce red bull and am boe quetions li sobe.

Questinskble.

Edeoce the bew miata tonight. It wad boss ad fucj. I came. I. In my garters bechs it ws so hot. Aloso took pics of my love swing

Tah bitches ybaint go shot


Also invited soviet to my vip sextion snd vottle service but he declinded. Sad
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I still do not understand what fae did last night.
The only thing that will sober you up is time for your liver to get the alcohol out of your blood. Not redbull.
Defiantly not cocaine.
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Old 03-25-2012, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Shearhead_3:16
I still do not understand what fae did last night.
The only thing that will sober you up is time for your liver to get the alcohol out of your blood. Not redbull.
Defiantly not cocaine.

At least two people in this thread have not done cocaine.
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You know what sobers you up really quick, no matter what drug you're on or how drunk you are?

The cops.
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Originally Posted by MartinezA92
You know what sobers you up really quick, no matter what drug you're on or how drunk you are?

The cops.

A positive pregnancy test?
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Old 03-30-2012, 02:57 AM
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What do yall like to eat when you get the drunkem munchies?

I once ate an entire large pizza WITH GARLIC SAUCE DUNT DON DOAAAAAAAA

I;m eathing wheat crisps now ME GUSTA

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Old 03-30-2012, 03:00 AM
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i like to eat three pussies at once but that would be bad for the pathogends
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nah, use an oral damn
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Old 03-30-2012, 03:07 AM
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Yuab but thebissue is that would be botchy. I not supposed tk do work on the circ. it supposed todo work ovrrr vherrr
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faeflora, I NO KNOW WHAT YOU SAYEN' BRO!
CLARIFY YO LANGUAGE!!!
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I eat gummy candy or sun chips,asd i sipp on my whiskeh
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I eat too much stuff that soaks up my alkeeholl and gets me less drunken
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yo. Gummy candies soaked in vodka for a day or twoo... sustained drunmken edsss
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good idea. wil try.
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Old 03-30-2012, 10:19 AM
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You guys are fail. You are supposed to drink on an EMPTY stomach otherwise you waste all the alcohol.

Or

Worse, you get surprise drunk 4 hours after doing a bunch of shots because the booze finally hits your small intestine. That sucks.
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Keystone Ice 30 racks at the pool today. I hope I can successfully blackout.
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I liquor, it gets me drunk quicker!
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