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Old Jul 16, 2008 | 03:32 PM
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My fortune cookie at lunch said "An unusual dream will come true."

I'm scared.
Old Jul 16, 2008 | 03:42 PM
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So is gay man sex with Hustler an unusual dream for you or par for the course?
Old Jul 16, 2008 | 03:45 PM
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Why's it gotta be gay mansex? Why can't it be manly? Like vikings!
Old Jul 16, 2008 | 03:48 PM
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Why's it gotta be gay mansex? Why can't it be manly? Like vikings!
Because it's Hustler. I just hope Joe doesn't document it like he did the thermostat testing .... shudder.
Old Jul 16, 2008 | 03:50 PM
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Today would be a good time to get rid of those chaps.
Old Jul 16, 2008 | 04:04 PM
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I wish mine would say that, all I ever dream about is Sex! With women lol.


BTW-Mine said: "You should start drinking...Heavily!" j/k
Old Jul 16, 2008 | 06:41 PM
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i always wanted to maky my own fortune cookies and when someone orders chinese, slip them in. imagine "your life will be short and you will be forgotten"
Old Jul 16, 2008 | 06:42 PM
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Old Jul 16, 2008 | 06:44 PM
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at Mach and Joe, Funny! Thanks for making my day.
Old Jul 16, 2008 | 06:55 PM
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i always wanted to maky my own fortune cookies and when someone orders chinese, slip them in. imagine "your life will be short and you will be forgotten"
I've always wanted to do one like "she knows."
Old Jul 16, 2008 | 06:58 PM
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"Beware of the Ape Man!"
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