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Old 07-16-2008, 04:32 PM   #1
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My fortune cookie at lunch said "An unusual dream will come true."

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So is gay man sex with Hustler an unusual dream for you or par for the course?
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Why's it gotta be gay mansex? Why can't it be manly? Like vikings!
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Why's it gotta be gay mansex? Why can't it be manly? Like vikings!
Because it's Hustler. I just hope Joe doesn't document it like he did the thermostat testing .... shudder.
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Today would be a good time to get rid of those chaps.
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I wish mine would say that, all I ever dream about is Sex! With women lol.


BTW-Mine said: "You should start drinking...Heavily!" j/k
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i always wanted to maky my own fortune cookies and when someone orders chinese, slip them in. imagine "your life will be short and you will be forgotten"
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at Mach and Joe, Funny! Thanks for making my day.
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i always wanted to maky my own fortune cookies and when someone orders chinese, slip them in. imagine "your life will be short and you will be forgotten"
I've always wanted to do one like "she knows."
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"Beware of the Ape Man!"
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