IIRC, one of the **** in "Go" drives a yellow Miata.

My only Miata is fully caged/gutted and my driver's seat has a halo. Before I took it all apart over spring break, I figured I'd take it to South Beach and holler at bitches. Juvenile, but I digress. While stopped at a light on Ocean Drive, two high school-aged kids in a purple (yes, purple) Wrangler called me a *******. Really? A ******* *******?

 

I was in my Miata with my buddy once and two guys wearing big, baggy, "gangster" cloths on a SCOOTER (no ****) rode up next to us and the guy on the back lifted his shirt and rubbed his nipples.

I was too busy shitting my pants laughing to be insulted. Just picture it in your head, funniest thing I'd ever seen.

 

I saw a guy in chicken costume walking next to a guy walking a legit kangaroo the other day. Crazy ****.

 

Yeah, Corky Ramano and Go.

Crnrhrd got called a Child Molester by some white trash dude in a purple Monte Carlo a summer or two ago. Now thats a long running joke.

I don't get fucked with very much and typically just ignore it or dump the clutch and leave them in my cloud of fuel, oil, and tire smoke.

 

A larger percentage of anything anyone says about my Miata is along the lines of "Dude, I was going to get one of those!"

 

If I get negative or gay type comments they are most often hurled by teenagers who couldn't afford my car or dirty guys on cruiser bikes, most of the time this happens with my wife in the passengers seat.

Funny thing is the comments only come when the top is down / HT is off.

 

I pick up a lot of cute bottoms with my carz.

 

That's pretty much the same thing that happened with mine, minus the cams. Also, everyone wants to race my scion xb...I mean ******* come on...a Scion xb?? It's my dd for a reason.

 

I find this funny as my experience was the opposite. I have no challenges when driving the miata, in fact other cars (often faster ones) purposefully wait till I start moving and accelerate slower than I do. My turbo kit is in the basement still so I'm no real threat street racer wise.

When I had my old car (which was turbo bp powered) I was challenged by everyone out there but mostly 350 swapped s10's, mustang's and camaro's. That got old really fast, every street light someone is being a douche...

 

I never get bad comments about my car either. How ever I had three different friends text me a picture of a local pink NA in one weekend. hahaha

 

Are you a power top?

 

who here has the few retarded friends or just know a few retarded people who bash the miata, and then when they see what your car can do, and how many chicks it picks up next to their POS must-ain or whatever, they want one all of a sudden?


I can name a few...


I get **** for the automatic portion in mine, like my buddy Eric in his STi who got all cocky one night. he called me "Grandpa ***" for my slushbox and miata combined.


Later on the following day he sent me a dozen cupcakes and a Special-K bar for the $10 he owed me for losing to the auto-suck gayata. I have a picture somewhere of the cupcakes.

 

Hmmm.

 

hmmm so far I've only gotten people giving me thumbs up or telling me nice ride here.

 

Key caps perfect for MT.net

http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/cd1b/

 

Lol i would be all over that! Sweetheart!

 

I'm more interested in which type of cars power-bottoms drive. What about handballers?

 

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=210464979442

I don't know... but here's your "Road to Glory"

 

Last-gen MR2s or hardtail choppers.

 

"Cool Miata Bro, does it come in Hetero?"