Hey all, my girlfriends birthday is coming up in October, and I was planning on taking her skydiving. Something her and I have never done before. I told her I wasnt going to tell her what I was doing for her so she said I have to give her at least one hint every month until her birthday. How do I give her a hint that wont give it away?? I am in need of help with this one.

-Ryan

 

throw a brick at her?

 

Tell her the hint is in the kitchen and she needs to find it. It consists of making you a sandwich.

 

haha how would that be a useful hint...that has nothing to do with skydiving lol

 

There are four months until here birthday.

There were four films in the "Final Destination" series.

You do the math.

 

1. Remember how you never really fell in love with me, here's your chance.
2. This will be the only thing I ever do that makes you scream.
3. It's another thing we'll do (or you'll do) that'll prove you've got more ***** than me.
4. I'm doing this now as opposed to 5yrs into our marriage, because if we did it then I assure you that your parachute would not open.

 

I only saw the first 2 films in that series

 

The water cup im drinking out of, that i left on my desk over the long weekend, tastes like tequila.

 

now those are good gospeed...I like #4 the best

 

are you sure it was ever water in that water glass?

 

it came out of the tap, i remember it tasted like glue last week...bacteria sure can really taste odd after a few days sitting in stagnant water.

 

you need one of those purifier things...they work pretty good actually

 

First, I would make sure this is something she's actually interested in doing. Just because you two haven't done it before doesn't mean she's interested... like double ----. Has she ever mentioned a desire to skydive?

Seriously, you don't want to show up at the airport and have her wig out on you. Maybe you can watch a watch a movie with a skydiving scene in it and casually bring up that you've never done it and see what she says.

Beyond that, I think the 1-hint-a-month thing is ******* retarded.

 

no she brought it up before that it was something she really wanted to do, along with bungee jumping...there is no way in hell I would bungee jump. But I would sky dive. Then again she says she does but if we show up she might puss out

 

I think the bolded part is what you need to focus on as her present. Sam always knows what he is talking about.

 

hahaha well if I told you that part of it, you all would ****** kill me lol

 

I'm unsure why there would be excitement about double ----...not only would this mean sharing your wife with another man, but it would also mean you must both shove your stuff into her at the same time. I mean, a man's ***** against another is soft and smooth and pleasurable in itself, but I'm not sure while both slamming into your wife's anus is the appropriate time to be experimenting in homo-eroticism.

 

Donkey punch into a cleveland steamer, finish it up with the Russian candy cane

 

haha dammit...thats too much...maybe a little more info than I wanted about two mens *****' touching each other in one hole

 

Nothing wrong with a little semi-circle action.