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Old 06-01-2010, 12:24 PM   #1
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Hey all, my girlfriends birthday is coming up in October, and I was planning on taking her skydiving. Something her and I have never done before. I told her I wasnt going to tell her what I was doing for her so she said I have to give her at least one hint every month until her birthday. How do I give her a hint that wont give it away?? I am in need of help with this one.

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throw a brick at her?
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Tell her the hint is in the kitchen and she needs to find it. It consists of making you a sandwich.
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haha how would that be a useful hint...that has nothing to do with skydiving lol
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There are four months until here birthday.

There were four films in the "Final Destination" series.

You do the math.
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Old 06-01-2010, 12:39 PM   #6
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1. Remember how you never really fell in love with me, here's your chance.
2. This will be the only thing I ever do that makes you scream.
3. It's another thing we'll do (or you'll do) that'll prove you've got more ***** than me.
4. I'm doing this now as opposed to 5yrs into our marriage, because if we did it then I assure you that your parachute would not open.
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Old 06-01-2010, 12:43 PM   #7
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I only saw the first 2 films in that series
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The water cup im drinking out of, that i left on my desk over the long weekend, tastes like tequila.
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now those are good gospeed...I like #4 the best
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are you sure it was ever water in that water glass?
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it came out of the tap, i remember it tasted like glue last week...bacteria sure can really taste odd after a few days sitting in stagnant water.
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Old 06-01-2010, 01:06 PM   #12
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you need one of those purifier things...they work pretty good actually
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First, I would make sure this is something she's actually interested in doing. Just because you two haven't done it before doesn't mean she's interested... like double ----. Has she ever mentioned a desire to skydive?

Seriously, you don't want to show up at the airport and have her wig out on you. Maybe you can watch a watch a movie with a skydiving scene in it and casually bring up that you've never done it and see what she says.

Beyond that, I think the 1-hint-a-month thing is ******* retarded.
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no she brought it up before that it was something she really wanted to do, along with bungee jumping...there is no way in hell I would bungee jump. But I would sky dive. Then again she says she does but if we show up she might puss out
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First, I would make sure this is something she's actually interested in doing. Just because you two haven't done it before doesn't mean she's interested... like double ----. Has she ever mentioned a desire to skydive?

Seriously, you don't want to show up at the airport and have her wig out on you. Maybe you can watch a watch a movie with a skydiving scene in it and casually bring up that you've never done it and see what she says.

Beyond that, I think the 1-hint-a-month thing is ******* retarded.
I think the bolded part is what you need to focus on as her present. Sam always knows what he is talking about.
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hahaha well if I told you that part of it, you all would ****** kill me lol
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I'm unsure why there would be excitement about double ----...not only would this mean sharing your wife with another man, but it would also mean you must both shove your stuff into her at the same time. I mean, a man's ***** against another is soft and smooth and pleasurable in itself, but I'm not sure while both slamming into your wife's anus is the appropriate time to be experimenting in homo-eroticism.
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haha dammit...thats too much...maybe a little more info than I wanted about two mens *****' touching each other in one hole
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haha dammit...thats too much...maybe a little more info than I wanted about two mens *****' touching each other in one hole
Nothing wrong with a little semi-circle action.
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