Hmm.

I do have an actual USMC flight suit (fairly old- I use it as garage overalls when grinding.) And I have the ****-stache.

Need to loose a few pounds, maybe. And dye my hair blonde. And become shorter. And less hispanic-looking.


Frak it. I'm going as Salvador Dali.

 

Bad ***

 

I just got a horse mask, and a tie, and some other thrift store finds to throw on.

Should be fun.

 

I am going to get one of those glue on slasher wounds and the blood and bruising makeup to go around it. I will tell everyone that I did not have time to get a costume and to please not pay attention to my shaving cut.

 

OH, you're going to use one of these?

 

That is one way to get vagina.