I went to Sq1 (big *** central mall) years ago with a friend during the Xmas rush hour. We were trolling in the pedo van he had, an old 80s gmc thing. We waited for this East Indian family to load up like 7 people into a camry, maybe 30 minutes sitting idle as the place was a zoo, we wanted to rock front row parking so patience was key. Just as they pulled out we went to pull in but were **** blocked by the way they backed out, a **** hyundai (accent maybe) rolled (tucked) into the spot. I started to rage. Bitch laughed and walked towards the mall. I got out and dressed her hyundai like a hot dog with packets of ketchup, mustard, relish, mayo etc, everything that was on the van floor. Her car looked like a rainbow of win (back then we had pagers, no cell to take a pic)

1 week later my friend was hooked up by the police under a warrant of arrest. His dad narced me out and they came around looking for me, word?, word!. They said we had stripped her car and stole her stereo and interior and she had written down the plates. They let my buddy go and in the end nothing happened to me.

 

Rick is gangster as ****

 

dont make me tell you about the time we printed off a whole bunch of IAM GAY color license plates and stuck em ontop of all sortsa cars plates in muh hood.


that was awesome since color printers were just becoming popular.

we ran tings

 

I wonder how that would go over in the castro. peeps be like "aight nice!"

 

There used to be a douche bag professor at UA Huntsville who bought a new red C6 Vette when they first came out. We covered his license plate with printed out LILPNIS tags about 15 times before he stopped driving it to school.

 

BTW, I saw this on the way into class a few weeks ago:

 

yeah, sounds like you used to be a real cool guy... what happened?

 

wife. They really mess things up.

 

Pic is too small to read on ma phone, next time don't be lazy.....

 

I think it's the parking job done by the red Nissan. I thought it was the license plates too for a second.

 

Eff the license plates. The Dodge, Nissan and Jeep are all touching the lines of the spaces they're in, and the Nissan is physically in the Jeep's spot.

Next time buy a computer and you won't have to read internet forums on your 2002 RAZR.

 

ftfy.

 

 

*shrugs*

I get excited now if i walk past a car and adjust their passenger mirror.

 

you never call me anymore =(

 

you asked me to pay for your $35 calling card after we last talked. I felt used.

 

RIck I miss your sweet voice on vent, where have you been?

 

I didn't ask you to pay me, bitch. I wipe my *** with $35 bills.

 

I was on last night again... playing BF BC2 with Ari.

Seriously, we ran a train on the other team last night. We joined and took the city ourselves.