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Old 12-08-2011, 12:14 PM
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**** parking. I blame Lars.

Way to park a brother in from getting to the buffet table - not right! (I wasn't that hungry anyway - but my pet cockroach was)
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^ we did what we had to do. Ya know, your cockroach looked rather hungry! not gonna lie!
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I like how the waitress told us we must have brought it in.
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^ did she? I must've missed that!
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I drove to work today and took notice of the worst driver ever. Everything she was doing was annoying me beyond a typical woman driver.

One thing was intentionally blocking, in traffic, someone from turning left to enter the driveway.

I followed her into my parking garage, where she proceeded to stop at every corner and actually use her turn signal...in the garage.

I had to follow her around a few corners were there was finally two open spots next to each other. So I stayed back waiting for her to park to grab the spot next to her before she opened her door, just to be a hater.

But I got trolled, she cockblocked me and I had to park a good 5 spots further from the door :(

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Originally Posted by 99mx5
I think we need some mt.net versions of this. The woman who screwed brain deserves a milkshake dumped on her car.
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Old 12-15-2011, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Braineack View Post
I followed her into my parking garage, where she proceeded to stop at every corner and actually use her turn signal...in the garage.
Asian woman driver?
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Old 12-15-2011, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by djp0623 View Post
I think we need some mt.net versions of this. The woman who screwed brain deserves a milkshake dumped on her car.

Brake fluid. Leaves a permanent reminder.
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What we need are those police window stickers you see on abondoned vehicles - they do NOT come off without using a razor blade. Of course have something saying you suck at parking, here's your sign.
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Old 12-16-2011, 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by rleete View Post
Brake fluid. Leaves a permanent reminder.
i hear bologna does too
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Originally Posted by ScottFW View Post
Asian woman driver?
nope.

here's a better shot for the ranks.





yeah, she stayed there all day...this is a VERY crowded lot.

considering how clueless she was, I'm pretty sure she saw the concrete seperation line and assumed it was the white parking line.
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******* in an Audi. Big surprise.
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Originally Posted by rleete View Post
******* in an Audi. Big surprise.
lol



I mean hey, the mall was only packed today for Christmas shopping and this doucher is rolling in deep in the Pontiac.

When I was parked in a spot like a normal human would be waiting for my wife to grab lunch, i seen this gem of a pontiac from across the lot. Wife couldn't figure out why I had to take the long way around to snap a pic... she looked at me and only said "For MiataTurbo ?" . I was like "awwww yeaaaa"

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I saw some horrible **** today but didn't have any camera device (i kno rite). 3 cars, in 6 spaces, all parked so bad that no more cars could fit. They were the front 6 spots to this shipping facility. I just about parked my car behind them and went in. If I had a shitbox I would.
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Needs moar brake fluid and eggs.
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Saw this gem in Big Pine today.

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