I have covered parking at my apartment. There are two spots between each pole. The new resident next to me likes to park way the **** in the middle. So today I parked an equal distance towards the middle. There is literally no way for them to get in. Can't wait for them to come knock on my door.

 

pics.

 

The spot is compact for a reason... dickface. Lets see him not hit that wall.



In my worst video in the world, you can see the hotel douche bags in the middle of the video.

 

Took at picture of the daily at work from the roof today. (black ga)



First one there = justifiable a-hole parking.

My way of not getting door dicked.

 

These were all taken the same day

 

The call in order spot in front of Chili's at lunch the other day:

 

Saw a handicapped car with a ticket on its window at my gym last night.. made my night. Car was parked halfway on the handicapped spot halfway on the regular spot next to it.

(Car had the sticker on its mirror so i'm pretty sure it was about the parking)

 

 

Missed me by 1/2" I **** you not

 

At the Jewish Community Center.
Ran out of chalk.

 

Pro.

 

Must steal that idea.

 

needs more ", *******"

 

Man hanging out at the JCC takes me back!

 

I don't remember posted this. If I did... you can look at it again. Last summer I had an unreal streak of bad luck, which included the silly ***** in this van smashing into the rental I was driving after destroying my Civic:





She smashed into the rental, and didn't even realize that she did it. Just got out and wandered off. I was livid, until I remembered it was a rental.

 

FailPark – People who can't park - Documenting those who can't park their vehicles.

 

I don't get it. That car looks to be in the lines in a single parking space and we can't see if there is a hanging tag for disabled parking.

Is the assumption that it's impossibru for a disabled person to drive or be a passenger in a Ferrari?

 

agreed, I see nothing wrong but people around are idiots as well. My uncle has a disabled tag because of a really really bad left leg, yet he rolls around in his racegas-alcohol 67' challenger from time to time because its still an automatic.

 

Some old man up the street from me has a 6 speed tt Supra that he hasn't driven in 10 or so years because he fell into his empty pool and broke both of his legs. The poor car is just sitting in that garage rotting away. He dailies an auto c5 vert and hobbles all around.

 

why havent you bought the car off him already? Old people like that are awesome, because they want the car to be driven by a enthusiast.


There was an old man next door to my parents place that had a separate 4 car garage in his back yard. He died one day and I went over there to ask about where he was, thats when the widow said he passed away, so his cars just sit there. She then offered 20 thousand to buy all 4 cars (fully restored original 50's cadillac, some crazy ratrod, all original ford F100, and a corvette stingray), sadly i was only 19 years old, and had no money to my fricken name. My parents wouldnt do it and so I have no idea what happened to them after that.