How long would you last against a velociraptor

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Dec 2, 2008 | 02:12 PM

oconnor

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How long would you last against a velociraptor

Very scientific BTW

How Long Could You Survive Chained to a Bunk Bed with a Velociraptor?

Dec 2, 2008 | 02:23 PM

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1 min 44 sec.

But really...

A 6 foot long (2-4 foot tall) bird with claws and hollow bones? I suspect i'd have a fighting chance. Especially if I'm allowed my knife or my Glock .45.

Dec 2, 2008 | 02:34 PM

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57 seconds, i think not knowing any sleeper holds really hurt me

Dec 2, 2008 | 02:35 PM

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Congratulations! You could survive for 1 minute, 25 seconds!

Dec 2, 2008 | 02:35 PM

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1 min 16 sec. Good to know, just in case.

Dec 2, 2008 | 03:29 PM

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1 min. 32 sec. Careful, I bite too!

Dec 2, 2008 | 03:35 PM

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Congratulations! You could survive for 1 minute, 16 seconds!

Dec 2, 2008 | 03:47 PM

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1 16 here too.....if it bit off my arm id take it back and use it to beat it hahah

Dec 2, 2008 | 04:45 PM

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1:19 for me.

Dec 2, 2008 | 04:50 PM

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1 min 22 sec.

I kept waiting for the game to start so I could try punching it in the raptor-*****.

Dec 2, 2008 | 06:35 PM

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1 min 19 sec

Dec 2, 2008 | 07:20 PM

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60 seconds bitches, i would kick him right in his raptor *****!

Dec 2, 2008 | 07:35 PM

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I went for not kicking him in the raptor *****, because like a lot of preditory animals, the females are often better hunters (and bigger) than the males. Or basically, no guarantee its male.

Dec 2, 2008 | 07:37 PM

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***** would have been an internal organ anyways

Dec 2, 2008 | 08:51 PM

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Congratulations! You could survive for 1 minute, 3 seconds!

Dec 2, 2008 | 10:04 PM

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1:32 here.

Dec 3, 2008 | 12:05 AM

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1:44 motherfugkers! Krav Maga FTW!

Dec 3, 2008 | 12:27 AM

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1:44 motherfugkers! Krav Maga FTW!

Well, you say Krav Maga ftw, but really saying you are trained in Capoeira, or Wushu would have resulted in the same score despite both being overly showy types of "fighting"

Dec 3, 2008 | 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by MX_Eva

Well, you say Krav Maga ftw, but really saying you are trained in Capoeira, or Wushu would have resulted in the same score despite both being overly showy types of "fighting"

I learned my chokes in Krav.

Dec 3, 2008 | 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by MX_Eva

Well, you say Krav Maga ftw, but really saying you are trained in Capoeira, or Wushu would have resulted in the same score despite both being overly showy types of "fighting"

Yeah its ridiculous. Learning in a real fighting tech like MMA or Jiu Jitsu would give you the same score as some TKD kid.