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Old 09-29-2012, 01:26 PM   #1
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My relationship with cokehead came to an abrupt end, slamming into the wall. Of course, I was not buckled up and flew out of the car through the windshield. Fortuitously, I landed mildly, and sustained negligible injury.

I went out with my girlfriends last night. One of them had a friend who apparently was quote, "crazier than you are Faefae". Upon hearing that, I decided to call her Lady Temperance for the rest of the evening. This morning I wrote her a letter. Note that I do not "play the game".

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Ayo LADY TEMPERANCE a pleasure to meat you on this fine Friday night. I am always glad to meet a female bearing massive, massive, swollen, engorged, moderation. Moderation being a noun in your circumstance. It is so big.

Your prudence was the defining memory of this evening, and with that I will reward you with *****. Our mutual bestie has provided you with a fine commendation; "The number of asses is equal to the stars in the sky", " The number is, alas alack, too high to count!", "Therefore, let us *****".

Recommendations being what they may, I place my personal discretion aside and rescind my utmost trust.

Therefore: I invite you out to see my ****. I am a prude, so know that I share my pecs scantly.

What evening this week would you like to go out to Little Miss Whiskey's Golden Dollar or... POV @ The W? Dive-ish bar or trendy?

Yours truly,

Faefae.
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Old 09-29-2012, 02:14 PM   #2
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Dear Fae,

In my humble opinion you should not be allowed to go out with girls until you ******* finished your ******* car... ;-)))

On a side note - funny read anyhow!
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Dear Fae,

.....WAT
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I am coming to DC soon and we gonna bang mad hoes and maybe each other
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After your last flameout, you should back off a bit. Take some time. Watch some old John Wayne movies. I recommend "The Quiet Man." Old sexual stereotypes worked well for thousands of years, and still work well today no matter what you may have heard.

Your letter was . . . well . . . WAT?!? I would run away from any girl that responds positively to it.
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Ok pushy i welcome you to my ****
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If you could see what Fae looks like it would all make sense. His new pic online is totally bad ***.
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I think we all saw that one with him wearing a dress...
Post the others?
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In all honesty...I don't think you could handle Min. I mean, you're my boy and all, I've seen what you can do and how all of our phones have video and pics of Buffon's *****, but Min is on another level of crazy.

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I think we all saw that one with him wearing a dress...
Post the others?
I won't post anything without his permission. But....dude...that new pic. Min, please post it here. I had to double take so hard.


also Min, great advice on women. I didn't read any of it, but I'm going to try it all out anyway.
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Lift with the legs.
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I posted that pic here a couple years ago and he asked me to take it down. I don't think he's changed his mind.
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I won't post anything without his permission. But....dude...that new pic. Min, please post it here. I had to double take so hard.

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The one with eyeliner and lipstick? Yeah, he'd pass for a bitch.
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Wrll i picked up a lesbian today by virtue by my ***** so eat some dicks and yes today i did wear makeup to Figment DC.

I GUESS I do need a pic.

And that girl i messaged she has not respnded yet. But i do have a date with an iranian chick on wenesday inam excite
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If only you had said imam excite, Faefae, if only. :(
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I need more local MT memebers
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Come to Miami. The closest bro is Jared now that Buffon has moved to Whorelando.
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pretty much but op looks gayer in his pics
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Lol

But serious what is there to do in miami besides dicks. Also too many brown people. I would blend in
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Miami is an absolute shithole. I have to drive through it tomorrow and I am already arming myself with disinfectant, anti-refugee spray, monopoly money for the black guys that walk through cars at the intersection and ask you for money, and possibly a small firearm.
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