My relationship with cokehead came to an abrupt end, slamming into the wall. Of course, I was not buckled up and flew out of the car through the windshield. Fortuitously, I landed mildly, and sustained negligible injury.

I went out with my girlfriends last night. One of them had a friend who apparently was quote, "crazier than you are Faefae". Upon hearing that, I decided to call her Lady Temperance for the rest of the evening. This morning I wrote her a letter. Note that I do not "play the game".

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Ayo LADY TEMPERANCE a pleasure to meat you on this fine Friday night. I am always glad to meet a female bearing massive, massive, swollen, engorged, moderation. Moderation being a noun in your circumstance. It is so big.

Your prudence was the defining memory of this evening, and with that I will reward you with *****. Our mutual bestie has provided you with a fine commendation; "The number of asses is equal to the stars in the sky", " The number is, alas alack, too high to count!", "Therefore, let us *****".

Recommendations being what they may, I place my personal discretion aside and rescind my utmost trust.

Therefore: I invite you out to see my ****. I am a prude, so know that I share my pecs scantly.

What evening this week would you like to go out to Little Miss Whiskey's Golden Dollar or... POV @ The W? Dive-ish bar or trendy?

Yours truly,

Faefae.

 

Dear Fae,

In my humble opinion you should not be allowed to go out with girls until you ******* finished your ******* car... ;-)))

On a side note - funny read anyhow!

 

Dear Fae,

.....WAT

 

I am coming to DC soon and we gonna bang mad hoes and maybe each other

 

After your last flameout, you should back off a bit. Take some time. Watch some old John Wayne movies. I recommend "The Quiet Man." Old sexual stereotypes worked well for thousands of years, and still work well today no matter what you may have heard.

Your letter was . . . well . . . WAT?!? I would run away from any girl that responds positively to it.

 

Ok pushy i welcome you to my ****

 

If you could see what Fae looks like it would all make sense. His new pic online is totally bad ***.

 

I think we all saw that one with him wearing a dress...
Post the others?

 

In all honesty...I don't think you could handle Min. I mean, you're my boy and all, I've seen what you can do and how all of our phones have video and pics of Buffon's *****, but Min is on another level of crazy.

I won't post anything without his permission. But....dude...that new pic. Min, please post it here. I had to double take so hard.


also Min, great advice on women. I didn't read any of it, but I'm going to try it all out anyway.

 

Lift with the legs.

 

I posted that pic here a couple years ago and he asked me to take it down. I don't think he's changed his mind.

 

The one with eyeliner and lipstick? Yeah, he'd pass for a bitch.

 

Wrll i picked up a lesbian today by virtue by my ***** so eat some dicks and yes today i did wear makeup to Figment DC.

I GUESS I do need a pic.

And that girl i messaged she has not respnded yet. But i do have a date with an iranian chick on wenesday inam excite

 

If only you had said imam excite, Faefae, if only. :(

 

I need more local MT memebers

 

Come to Miami. The closest bro is Jared now that Buffon has moved to Whorelando.

 

 

pretty much but op looks gayer in his pics

 

Lol

But serious what is there to do in miami besides dicks. Also too many brown people. I would blend in

 

Miami is an absolute shithole. I have to drive through it tomorrow and I am already arming myself with disinfectant, anti-refugee spray, monopoly money for the black guys that walk through cars at the intersection and ask you for money, and possibly a small firearm.