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Old 09-30-2012, 04:41 PM   #21
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I love this city.
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Dear Fae,

.....WAT
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Lol

But serious what is there to do in miami besides dicks. Also too many brown people. I would blend in
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Old 10-01-2012, 09:21 PM   #24
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So the girl didn't respond so I sent her a note- "You didn't respond to my letter."

She responded, "to see your **** LOL, i didn't understand exactly what offer was on the table"

I clarified that I was asking her out on a date and she said sure. So we are going to POV @ the W tomorrow then some lounges or something. I actually had another date with her friend set up for Wednesday who is quite pretty too, and decided to consolidate the dates. Not quite sure how to work that, but I think I can probably get with both of them if I play the cards right. Gonna have to ask my best friend's ex-hussy wife how to get there.

How to pick girls up.
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Old 10-01-2012, 09:22 PM   #25
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bro you need to bang all but that first chick you had me rate on FB, she was fat
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Old 10-01-2012, 09:34 PM   #26
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I would run away from any girl that responds positively to it.
But that is my type of girl horney. We talked about this before in my "FaeFae Makes Bad Relationship Decisions" thread. That said, I am going to stay the *** out of relationships and achieve that by dating and fuking as many women as possible at the same time. For a long time. I didn't do any of that in my 20s and I only have about 10 years of ridiculously youthful looks left.

Here is a pic of me from Saturday night. Sorry that you have to click on the link. I would appreciate it if you do not embed it as a forum pic as I do value my internet privacy. I am on the right. Tomorrow when I go out I'm gonna wear a suit. I will post a pic then for a nice comparison contrast.

edit: ah *** the damn forum software sucks up the picture wherever it's hosted.. sorry bros

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Old 10-01-2012, 10:25 PM   #27
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put the picture on a site and then provide the URL to the site and NOT the picture.
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^huh?
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put the picture on a site and then provide the URL to the site and NOT the picture.
here. i am the one on the right.
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omg you are such a sexy beast
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Wait, what?

Wait, WHAT?

Wait...what?!?

Is Faefae trolling us? I mean, wtf? Someone please say yes.
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Nope. That's him on the right.

I wonder who the crazy coked out bitch is on the left with the red blush. Probably one of his mistresses
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I now know how Min got all his moneyz:

he works for Disney

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Come to Miami. The closest bro is Jared now that Buffon has moved to Whorelando.
Wtf when did he move
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7/10. would bang.
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Im working on it. She told me "i like to have my *** eaten".

For the rest of the night I called her Asseater. Before she left she gave me her number. Yay
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stage right or your right?
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Is Faefae trolling us? I mean, wtf? Someone please say yes.

he's on the left. He hasn't graduated pre-school yet.
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this thread makes me feel sorry for any potential future daughters of mine.

Also, she'd only be asseater if she likes to eat *** as well as have *** eaten.
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Yes, the one on my stage left.
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