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Old 10-03-2012, 04:13 PM   #61
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I would like a very small pig. Help?
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I am starting to lose track of the dipshit threads on this site.
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did: pusha, leatherface, or faeflora, post in thread?

if yes. dipshit thread.
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Old 10-03-2012, 05:01 PM   #65
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Look here this is serious thread that needs to be stickied please.

So date last night did not go too well. Yes girl turned a lot of heads but no I do not want to spend time or money on someone who is a drug addict. Again. Very pretty girl, but that shiz just sucks. She said she was doing a vial (liquid) of ketamine a night. That is a lot of ketamine.

Moving on.

So I have date tonight with iranian girl. We were going to go to wine bar but now I am thinking I don't want to spend money on... strangers. I do enjoy spending money on friends or girls I like but I don't know her yet. So instead I think I will go to phoenix in ellicott city cus they have a nice long happy hour with beer/cocktails/appetizers all half price. Maybe.

I forgot to say that last night I did try to tone down the crazy a little but I think I failed.

She was talking about her addiction and I said, "thank you for coming to jesus about that, I will share some about myself too." She was like What? I then said "thank you for cumming all over the face of jesus, I will do the same as well". Turned out she was a Baptist.
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if yes. dipshit thread.
You forgot your inclusion as you generally are in the mix as well in some capacity

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Look here this is serious thread that needs to be stickied please.

So date last night did not go too well. Yes girl turned a lot of heads but no I do not want to spend time or money on someone who is a drug addict. Again. Very pretty girl, but that shiz just sucks. She said she was doing a vial (liquid) of ketamine a night. That is a lot of ketamine.

Moving on.

So I have date tonight with iranian girl. We were going to go to wine bar but now I am thinking I don't want to spend money on... strangers. I do enjoy spending money on friends or girls I like but I don't know her yet. So instead I think I will go to phoenix in ellicott city cus they have a nice long happy hour with beer/cocktails/appetizers all half price. Maybe.

I forgot to say that last night I did try to tone down the crazy a little but I think I failed.

She was talking about her addiction and I said, "thank you for coming to jesus about that, I will share some about myself too." She was like What? I then said "thank you for cumming all over the face of jesus, I will do the same as well". Turned out she was a Baptist.
You know, you are what I would be if I subjected myself more frequently to the opposite sex. The difference between you and I is that I see the issues before they happen hence I dont even bother.
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:41 PM   #68
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Well my goal is to be a **** so I don't end up in some stupid LTR again wasting my damn life away.
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Seriously min
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lol wtf
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OK this date was a success.

Despite this girl lookin normal as fu, she was cool as fucky.

I, as you may have deduced, am a megafreak.

This Iranian biddy she won the prize for being ****.

She was raised orthodox muslim

came to the USA

said F U to muslim

and proceeded to do her own thing

Which as of now means going to school with her tight *** size zero body for comp science. And that means
I like her freakness normalness.

She is coming to my party saturday Soviet. U n ur girl are welcome to provide me legitimacy.

I also have a date tomorrow with some fine *** runway model who is 19. so much win. she has hairy legs but i have seen her tittays before (i hang in unsual scenes)

And .. I also have a date sunday with some random *** girl who friendificateed me on facespace. Whee. I am not sure if this girl is a fatty or not tho cus she messaged me she wan raep me
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does she have a shave down below?
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ya she do. she is nt a muslim anymore unlike the stupid baptist bitch.
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are you going to make donuts for your party so people like Scott (the eating type) will be happy?
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are you going to make donuts for your party so people like Scott (the eating type) will be happy?

Well my boyfrand i mean my roommate might make fresh donuts from scratch. But I wont invite Scott because he never comes when i invite him.

Anyways after a few hours of facespacing i have more dates to report.

tomorrow- underage biddy fine as *** 7,5/10 w/ hairy legs but fine *** face makes up for that. uh sure

friday - WHEE PLAY UNREAL TOURNAMENT WITH BRAHHHH N MASTURB N MAH OWN DIXXXX DONTHATE

Saturday - iranian biddy primo grl

sunday - some random ho who facespaced me. I have supsicion of fatty hips becus none of her pics show her hips or legs. but she has big ditties so i estimate 140lbs of womanyl. she is all about the rapin of me. apparently at one of the topless parties i attend i gave her a beer for freesies so she <3 me. ok sure bby

monday - this damn stripper who won my "SLAP FAEFAE IN THE FACE" strip club contest. she is a local celebrity and i have a happy feeling about her. Yes, when she won the slapping contest she gave me damn staphylococcus on my ****** face with her filthy stripper hands but she was in full command of her tittays and actually gained power off her strippperhood so i had respzect. uh. whatever.

i told her "so wher u like to food? have u been to sticky rice? i feed u grrl" n she was like "ur so adorable BALLLZZZ"

twu wuv ish
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