How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
08-09-2010, 03:45 PM
#2361
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Ok, thread steer time:
Want to really confuse the hell out of yourself? Watch the Family Guy season 8 finale "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side", and then, immediately afterwards, watch "The Empire Strikes Back."
(It's true, by the way- Lando actually is wearing Han's clothes in that last scene.)
Want to really confuse the hell out of yourself? Watch the Family Guy season 8 finale "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side", and then, immediately afterwards, watch "The Empire Strikes Back."
(It's true, by the way- Lando actually is wearing Han's clothes in that last scene.)
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08-09-2010, 04:04 PM
#2363
Yesssss, this is what i've been waiting for:
http://www.proautosports.com/forms/p...K%20MIATA1.pdf
Super cheap class local to me. Awesome.
http://www.proautosports.com/forms/p...K%20MIATA1.pdf
Super cheap class local to me. Awesome.
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08-09-2010, 04:12 PM
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Yesssss, this is what i've been waiting for:
http://www.proautosports.com/forms/p...K%20MIATA1.pdf
Super cheap class local to me. Awesome.
http://www.proautosports.com/forms/p...K%20MIATA1.pdf
Super cheap class local to me. Awesome.
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08-09-2010, 04:25 PM
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Boost Czar
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Ok, thread steer time:
Want to really confuse the hell out of yourself? Watch the Family Guy season 8 finale "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side", and then, immediately afterwards, watch "The Empire Strikes Back."
(It's true, by the way- Lando actually is wearing Han's clothes in that last scene.)
Want to really confuse the hell out of yourself? Watch the Family Guy season 8 finale "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side", and then, immediately afterwards, watch "The Empire Strikes Back."
(It's true, by the way- Lando actually is wearing Han's clothes in that last scene.)
i just watched that last night...why is it confusing?
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08-09-2010, 06:43 PM
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Let me see... some old guy who charms young boys, takes them away from their families, brings them to a strange place so he can show them the dark side while sword fighting.
The only thing he's missing is a '72 Dodge van and his pedophilia will be complete.
You may be on to something, Joe.
The only thing he's missing is a '72 Dodge van and his pedophilia will be complete.
You may be on to something, Joe.
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08-09-2010, 11:09 PM
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Want fries with that?
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A comprehensive list of everything I hate about cats:
They're:
1. Sadistic
2. Unappreciative
3. Vicious
4. Stupid
5. Insane
You can't:
1. Train them (Well, to an extent you can train dogs)
2. Play with them
3. Sleep with them
They:
1. Bite you
2. Attack you in the middle of the night
3. Poop on the floor
4. Plot your death
5. Suck
If you have a cat you:
1. Have no friends
2. Are a shut-in
3. Derp!
In conclusion:
Dogs > Fish > Reptiles > Rocks > Cats.
Jus' sayin'... Though I would own a cat, lol
They're:
1. Sadistic
2. Unappreciative
3. Vicious
4. Stupid
5. Insane
You can't:
1. Train them (Well, to an extent you can train dogs)
2. Play with them
3. Sleep with them
They:
1. Bite you
2. Attack you in the middle of the night
3. Poop on the floor
4. Plot your death
5. Suck
If you have a cat you:
1. Have no friends
2. Are a shut-in
3. Derp!
In conclusion:
Dogs > Fish > Reptiles > Rocks > Cats.
Jus' sayin'... Though I would own a cat, lol
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08-09-2010, 11:27 PM
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If you are mean to your dog he will cower and beg for your love. If you are mean to your cat he will walk out on you and only come back if you make offerings to his lordship.
Do you need to be adored or can you handle a give and take relationship? I think that is the question.
Do you need to be adored or can you handle a give and take relationship? I think that is the question.
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08-09-2010, 11:39 PM
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Location: Texas
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A comprehensive list of everything I hate about cats:
They're:
1. Sadistic
2. Unappreciative
3. Vicious
4. Stupid
5. Insane
You can't:
1. Train them (Well, to an extent you can train dogs)
2. Play with them
3. Sleep with them
They:
1. Bite you
2. Attack you in the middle of the night
3. Poop on the floor
4. Plot your death
5. Suck
If you have a cat you:
1. Have no friends
2. Are a shut-in
3. Derp!
In conclusion:
Dogs > Fish > Reptiles > Rocks > Cats.
Jus' sayin'... Though I would own a cat, lol
They're:
1. Sadistic
2. Unappreciative
3. Vicious
4. Stupid
5. Insane
You can't:
1. Train them (Well, to an extent you can train dogs)
2. Play with them
3. Sleep with them
They:
1. Bite you
2. Attack you in the middle of the night
3. Poop on the floor
4. Plot your death
5. Suck
If you have a cat you:
1. Have no friends
2. Are a shut-in
3. Derp!
In conclusion:
Dogs > Fish > Reptiles > Rocks > Cats.
Jus' sayin'... Though I would own a cat, lol
Teehee, you sleep with dogs. Actually, my cat does spoon with me.
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08-09-2010, 11:41 PM
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A comprehensive list of everything I hate about cats:
They're:
1. Sadistic
2. Unappreciative
3. Vicious
4. Stupid
5. Insane
You can't:
1. Train them (Well, to an extent you can train dogs)
2. Play with them
3. Sleep with them
They:
1. Bite you
2. Attack you in the middle of the night
3. Poop on the floor
4. Plot your death
5. Suck
If you have a cat you:
1. Have no friends
2. Are a shut-in
3. Derp!
In conclusion:
Dogs > Fish > Reptiles > Rocks > Cats.
Jus' sayin'... Though I would own a cat, lol
They're:
1. Sadistic
2. Unappreciative
3. Vicious
4. Stupid
5. Insane
You can't:
1. Train them (Well, to an extent you can train dogs)
2. Play with them
3. Sleep with them
They:
1. Bite you
2. Attack you in the middle of the night
3. Poop on the floor
4. Plot your death
5. Suck
If you have a cat you:
1. Have no friends
2. Are a shut-in
3. Derp!
In conclusion:
Dogs > Fish > Reptiles > Rocks > Cats.
Jus' sayin'... Though I would own a cat, lol
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08-10-2010, 05:36 AM
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And they say an elephant never forgets... a cat never forgets. I swear my cat used to pay me back for stuff I did months earlier. He was a smart little bastard. Then I moved out and left him with my mom and he ran away and would come back every now and then to take offerings of food and his at my mom when she tried to pet him. I guess he was pissed at being abandoned by me. best cat I ever owned, I miss the little ****. The only cat I ever had that was social and would sit in my lap, on my table or keyboard, and jump into my bed at night and lay on my stomach.
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08-10-2010, 07:37 AM
#2378
Dogs= domesticated and rely on you
cats= meerly coexist with humans.
I love the fact that I can leave the house for 5 days and all I have to do is throw down a couple extra food bowls and a big *** water bowl, and leave fresh litter. Who can leave a dog for 5 days adn not come back to a torn up, **** in house? Yeah.
Cats are self cleaning and generally never need a trip to the groomer...or the garden hose (thought taking them in the shower is comic relief).
Catnip rules....I grow my own and it's far more potent than anything brought in the store.
Cats don't pant in your face.
cats= meerly coexist with humans.
I love the fact that I can leave the house for 5 days and all I have to do is throw down a couple extra food bowls and a big *** water bowl, and leave fresh litter. Who can leave a dog for 5 days adn not come back to a torn up, **** in house? Yeah.
Cats are self cleaning and generally never need a trip to the groomer...or the garden hose (thought taking them in the shower is comic relief).
Catnip rules....I grow my own and it's far more potent than anything brought in the store.
Cats don't pant in your face.
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08-10-2010, 08:35 AM
#2379
Boost Czar
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Chantilly, VA
Posts: 79,501
Total Cats: 4,080
A comprehensive list of everything I hate about cats:
They're:
1. Sadistic
2. Unappreciative
3. Vicious
4. Stupid
5. Insane
You can't:
1. Train them (Well, to an extent you can train dogs)
2. Play with them
3. Sleep with them
They:
1. Bite you
2. Attack you in the middle of the night
3. Poop on the floor
4. Plot your death
5. Suck
If you have a cat you:
1. Have no friends
2. Are a shut-in
3. Derp!
In conclusion:
Dogs > Fish > Reptiles > Rocks > Cats.
Jus' sayin'... Though I would own a cat, lol
They're:
1. Sadistic
2. Unappreciative
3. Vicious
4. Stupid
5. Insane
You can't:
1. Train them (Well, to an extent you can train dogs)
2. Play with them
3. Sleep with them
They:
1. Bite you
2. Attack you in the middle of the night
3. Poop on the floor
4. Plot your death
5. Suck
If you have a cat you:
1. Have no friends
2. Are a shut-in
3. Derp!
In conclusion:
Dogs > Fish > Reptiles > Rocks > Cats.
Jus' sayin'... Though I would own a cat, lol
so many untruths in this post. for that I give you:
Ms. BAGGY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!
and Mr. KITTY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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