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Bryce 04-30-2010 12:03 PM

They took away the old vending machines at work. Now instead of 25 cent sodas, they're 55 cents. Goddamnit!! Gotta get that extra little nickel from me? Screw you!
And the chips are now 75 cents, up from 50.
The new machines are bigger, taking up more space in the already-cramped breakroom, and they're uglier.

They don't have Nestea anymore!!!!!!

MOTHERFUCK!

adamhershner 04-30-2010 12:15 PM

I like turtles

Braineack 04-30-2010 12:21 PM


Originally Posted by Bryce (Post 565743)
They took away the old vending machines at work. Now instead of 25 cent sodas, they're 55 cents. ... Gotta get that extra little nickel from me?


Two thoughts:

1. 55 - 25 = 30 cents.
30 cents :ne: "that extra nickel"

2. Buy a three window candy machine on ebay for cheap, fill it with bulk candy, leave it in your break room, and use the change from your coworkers to buy your chips?

Jeff_Ciesielski 04-30-2010 12:22 PM


Originally Posted by Bryce (Post 565743)
They took away the old vending machines at work. Now instead of 25 cent sodas, they're 55 cents. Goddamnit!! Gotta get that extra little nickel from me? Screw you!
And the chips are now 75 cents, up from 50.
The new machines are bigger, taking up more space in the already-cramped breakroom, and they're uglier.

They don't have Nestea anymore!!!!!!

MOTHERFUCK!

They charge you for snacks and drinks at work? We just have an unlimited fridge/pantry that gets restocked every day :fawk:

Bryce 04-30-2010 12:34 PM

Extra 5 cents - As in why not just charge 2 quarters, versus me having to put in another nickel.

We're going to boycott the soda machine. The snack machine on the other hand, does have a much larger selection. My anger with the snack machine may have been in haste. It appears that the chip bags are larger. Wanna buy a full bag of microwave popcorn for $0.70?

I guess this is what you get when you work for a multibillion dollar global corporation.

Damn you Jeff!

lordrigamus 04-30-2010 12:35 PM



Lord Infamous
i see them from the stage,angry faces fighting in the corner,
Hey, that's my cousin!

Braineack 04-30-2010 12:49 PM

when i want a snack at work, i go office by office and see if anyone happens to have a candy bowl out...of course i check the empty offices first so i dont have to actually talk to anyone.

Doppelgänger 04-30-2010 01:13 PM

We have a cafe in the bottom floor of my building....prices are OK and there is a minimum of $3.50 to use plastic...which is a problem when all I want is a muffin and a drink and don't carry cash. I end up just barely spending $3.50. They do have snack machines in the lounge down there which don't have the best selection and the drink machine is always on the fritz.


Meh, I'm looking forward to my interview with UPS this afternoon. Be nice to have a second job to add some cash to my income and UPS offers some damn good benefits.

bojanglincraig 04-30-2010 01:15 PM

Where do you guys work ?

lordrigamus 04-30-2010 01:17 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 565762)
when i want a snack at work, i go office by office and see if anyone happens to have a candy bowl out...of course i check the empty offices first so i dont have to actually talk to anyone.

I like to stay disconnected from most people too. Ahhh...sweet separation!

Vashthestampede 04-30-2010 01:20 PM

I just smoked my last cigarette for the 100th time.

Hopefully this time aground I can stay away from them for good. :)

Doppelgänger 04-30-2010 01:40 PM

Eh..I've cut back on the smoking a lot. I bum one here and there at work or when out with friends...no smoking in the car, no smoking at home.



Oh and... L O L

http://www.11alive.com/news/news_sto...43444&catid=40



ATLANTA (AP) -- Hit a bear in Georgia and you can take it home under a bill passed Thursday by the Legislature.

The bill, which is headed to the governor for his signature, clarifies that people who run over and kill bears or deer to keep the animals instead of turning them over to the state Department of Natural Resources. Sen. Don Thomas, R-Dalton, sponsored the bill after two bears were accidentally killed in his district.

While people will not have to notify DNR officials if they hit a deer, they will have to give notice within 48 hours if they hit a bear.

The Department of Natural Resources has typically mounted the bears and put them in museums, but Thomas says the agency does not need any more.

Braineack 04-30-2010 01:48 PM

isnt government awesome?

turotufas 04-30-2010 01:50 PM

These kids are going to drive from Florida to California to Canada to New York to Florida. In a RV that runs off waste vegetable oil. 10,000 miles like! http://www.sunshineacrossamerica.info/index.htm

webby459 04-30-2010 01:54 PM


Originally Posted by levnubhin (Post 565685)
does that make me gay?

Yes. Being here makes you gay.

Doppelgänger 04-30-2010 02:07 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 565794)
isnt government awesome?


I forsee a business venture targeting a niche market for the new law- Creating MadMax-style bumper and brush guards that will impail the quarry to keep it from being flung off the side of the road or going underneith the car. Impailing the victim will also aid in transporting it home for processing.

icantthink4155 04-30-2010 02:12 PM

The Mist was awesome! Inglorious Bastards was definitely disappointing. Jason Mraz does make you gay. And Im not sure if I like my new exhaust note.

Braineack 04-30-2010 02:14 PM

It's okay, im currently shopping for a 2.5" exhaust to replace my 3" :td:

Braineack 04-30-2010 02:14 PM

hi pooper!! why are you so stinky and disgusting? you looked so sweet and innocent this morning when you were laying on my pillow. why do your rub your poopy butt on my stuff?

These words were just spoken to my cat.

WonTon 04-30-2010 02:36 PM


Originally Posted by Jeff_Ciesielski (Post 565754)
They charge you for snacks and drinks at work? We just have an unlimited fridge/pantry that gets restocked every day :fawk:

i get free everything where i work :giggle: but im to ashamed to tell yall where that is.


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 565791)
Eh..I've cut back on the smoking a lot. I bum one here and there at work or when out with friends...no smoking in the car, no smoking at home.

i know one of the people you bum from. lol


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 565812)
It's okay, im currently shopping for a 2.5" exhaust to replace my 3" :td:

Now why would you wanna do that?


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