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Old Aug 4, 2010 | 03:25 PM
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Holy **** I love this stuff:

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Old Aug 4, 2010 | 03:49 PM
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I cant stop laughing
Old Aug 4, 2010 | 03:59 PM
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Old Aug 4, 2010 | 07:14 PM
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^^ That was the worst, least funny and most mind-numbingly shitty movie I've ever seen.
Old Aug 4, 2010 | 07:47 PM
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We were at the lake today and I told a group of chicks that they could join us if they showed us their ****. They did. Then we sprayed them with water and sped away in our Sea Ray 450 Sundancer. Haha, *****. TFM.
You should have picked them up. The 450 Sundancer has a stabbin' cabin.
Old Aug 4, 2010 | 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by rider384
^^ That was the worst, least funny and most mind-numbingly shitty movie I've ever seen.
Go **** yourself. That movie was, is and will always be the best.
Old Aug 5, 2010 | 12:09 AM
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"If you can do better than 180K they can't catch you, so they don't even try"



On my way to school an M3 got me excited so ... A cop saw me do ~100 mph in the opposite direction. I didn't even think and punched the gas . I figure the officer didn't want to jump the median in his new charger. I don't care, just happy I didn't get fucked by the law or school.

And I got air-horned twice today. And at dinner my friends mom was on that footsie ****. What a day Jah, what a day.
Old Aug 5, 2010 | 12:23 AM
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Picture of friend's mom?
Old Aug 5, 2010 | 12:46 AM
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Haha. I don't have any. She is soooo funny!
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Old Aug 5, 2010 | 10:26 AM
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Old Aug 5, 2010 | 10:27 AM
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Old Aug 5, 2010 | 11:11 AM
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Old Aug 5, 2010 | 11:43 AM
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this video is not available FAIL^

Now, allow me to show you peoples my new pet im getting today

Old Aug 5, 2010 | 11:55 AM
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I say you get a 6" Python and let it play with Jack. (His min pin)
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Youre doing it wrong!

Semen Attack Suspect Charged in 2nd Incident
Edwards suspect in Michaels & Giant attacks

BY ROBY CHAVEZ/myfoxdc

GAITHERSBURG, Md. - Montgomery County Police say a man arrested for throwing semen on a woman in July is also responsible for a similar assault that occurred at another store in November 2009.

It happened at the Michael’s craft store in the Kentland’s Shopping Center.

Police say the woman was walking through aisles of the Michael’s craft store when she noticed the suspect following her. At one point, the suspect walked right behind the woman and she felt something strike her back. An unknown substance was left on her back and the floor. The suspect then left the store without making a purchase.

Video surveillance footage from Michael’s shows the suspect walking through the store.

Police say the video shows a man that looks like Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr.

On August 2, Montgomery County Police detectives arrested and charged him with one count of second-degree assault. He was released on August 3 after posting a $25,000 bond.

On July 29, 2010, the Gaithersburg Police Investigative Section arrested Edwards for a similar assault at the Giant store located at 842 Muddy Branch Road on July 15, 2010.

As a woman was leaving the Giant store, a man sprayed liquid on her back from a spray bottle. An examination revealed the liquid was human semen.

Edwards was charged with second degree assault in the Giant attack. He was freed on $4000. bond.

Anyone who may have information about this assault and/or the suspect responsible is asked to call the 5th District Investigative Section at 240-773-6237. Those who wish to remain anonymous may call Crime Solvers of Montgomery County toll-free at 1-866-411-TIPS (8477).

Crime Solvers will pay a cash reward of up to $1,000 for information provided to them that leads to an arrest and/or indictment for this crime.
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um oookay.
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Damn Buffons getting desperate for chicks now
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Did you know that more than 17,000 men have played Major League Baseball, and fewer than 800 have hit 100 home runs in their career.
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