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Joe Perez 08-09-2010 03:45 PM

Ok, thread steer time:

Want to really confuse the hell out of yourself? Watch the Family Guy season 8 finale "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side", and then, immediately afterwards, watch "The Empire Strikes Back."


(It's true, by the way- Lando actually is wearing Han's clothes in that last scene.)

turotufas 08-09-2010 03:45 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 614150)
didn't know you were gay...

Its...

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Nagase 08-09-2010 04:04 PM

Yesssss, this is what i've been waiting for:

http://www.proautosports.com/forms/p...K%20MIATA1.pdf

Super cheap class local to me. Awesome.

NA6C-Guy 08-09-2010 04:12 PM


Originally Posted by Nagase (Post 614411)
Yesssss, this is what i've been waiting for:

http://www.proautosports.com/forms/p...K%20MIATA1.pdf

Super cheap class local to me. Awesome.

I like that! Rules that fit on a single page! I'm often very intimidated by most rules that take up 100 page booklets. Ends up being too damn complicated and scares me away from participating. Sounds like a fun and easy series to mess around in.

Nagase 08-09-2010 04:20 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 614416)
I like that! Rules that fit on a single page! I'm often very intimidated by most rules that take up 100 page booklets. Ends up being too damn complicated and scares me away from participating. Sounds like a fun and easy series to mess around in.

Yes, a grand total of 12 rules. Awesome.

So, pull out some stuff, non-adjustable shocks, springs, rollbars, some tires, new filter, fluid, pads... and that's it, other than safety stuff.

Damn. Off to craigslist for cheap miatas...

E-NA6CE 08-09-2010 04:21 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 614416)
I like that! Rules that fit on a single page! I'm often very intimidated by most rules that take up 100 page booklets. Ends up being too damn complicated and scares me away from participating. Sounds like a fun and easy series to mess around in.

Word. Although, most Manufacturer Class races are like that.

Braineack 08-09-2010 04:25 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 614387)
Ok, thread steer time:

Want to really confuse the hell out of yourself? Watch the Family Guy season 8 finale "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side", and then, immediately afterwards, watch "The Empire Strikes Back."


(It's true, by the way- Lando actually is wearing Han's clothes in that last scene.)


i just watched that last night...why is it confusing?

Joe Perez 08-09-2010 05:32 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 614429)
i just watched that last night...why is it confusing?

Because for the whole first half of the movie (particularly on Hoth) I kept expecting the characters to do/say what they did in the Family Guy version, and thought Kenobi was a pedophile.

E-NA6CE 08-09-2010 05:34 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 614463)
Because for the whole first half of the movie (particularly on Hoth) I kept expecting the characters to do/say what they did in the Family Guy version, and thought Kenobi was a pedophile.

Bah ha ha ha ha. That's awesome. I'm gonna have to do this, since I have the Collector's Edition of Star Wars in the Gold Box... VHS. LOL!! Don't hate, a lot of you bastards probably have the same thing!

lordrigamus 08-09-2010 06:43 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 614463)
and thought Kenobi was a pedophile.

Let me see... some old guy who charms young boys, takes them away from their families, brings them to a strange place so he can show them the dark side while sword fighting.

The only thing he's missing is a '72 Dodge van and his pedophilia will be complete.

You may be on to something, Joe.

rider384 08-09-2010 11:09 PM

A comprehensive list of everything I hate about cats:
They're:
1. Sadistic
2. Unappreciative
3. Vicious
4. Stupid
5. Insane

You can't:
1. Train them (Well, to an extent you can train dogs)
2. Play with them
3. Sleep with them

They:
1. Bite you
2. Attack you in the middle of the night
3. Poop on the floor
4. Plot your death
5. Suck

If you have a cat you:
1. Have no friends
2. Are a shut-in
3. Derp!

In conclusion:
Dogs > Fish > Reptiles > Rocks > Cats.

Jus' sayin'... Though I would own a cat, lol

buffon01 08-09-2010 11:11 PM

Cats are hilariously awesome

sixshooter 08-09-2010 11:27 PM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 614634)
In conclusion:
Derp!

If you are mean to your dog he will cower and beg for your love. If you are mean to your cat he will walk out on you and only come back if you make offerings to his lordship.

Do you need to be adored or can you handle a give and take relationship? I think that is the question.

phatspud 08-09-2010 11:39 PM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 614634)
A comprehensive list of everything I hate about cats:
They're:
1. Sadistic
2. Unappreciative
3. Vicious
4. Stupid
5. Insane

You can't:
1. Train them (Well, to an extent you can train dogs)
2. Play with them
3. Sleep with them

They:
1. Bite you
2. Attack you in the middle of the night
3. Poop on the floor
4. Plot your death
5. Suck

If you have a cat you:
1. Have no friends
2. Are a shut-in
3. Derp!

In conclusion:
Dogs > Fish > Reptiles > Rocks > Cats.

Jus' sayin'... Though I would own a cat, lol

You complain about these things, yet you keep coming back to this forum. ;)

Teehee, you sleep with dogs. Actually, my cat does spoon with me.

lordrigamus 08-09-2010 11:41 PM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 614634)
A comprehensive list of everything I hate about cats:
They're:
1. Sadistic
2. Unappreciative
3. Vicious
4. Stupid
5. Insane

You can't:
1. Train them (Well, to an extent you can train dogs)
2. Play with them
3. Sleep with them

They:
1. Bite you
2. Attack you in the middle of the night
3. Poop on the floor
4. Plot your death
5. Suck

If you have a cat you:
1. Have no friends
2. Are a shut-in
3. Derp!

In conclusion:
Dogs > Fish > Reptiles > Rocks > Cats.

Jus' sayin'... Though I would own a cat, lol

http://a.imageshack.us/img842/2705/roflboty.jpg

SlideRuler 08-10-2010 12:53 AM

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NA6C-Guy 08-10-2010 05:36 AM

And they say an elephant never forgets... a cat never forgets. I swear my cat used to pay me back for stuff I did months earlier. He was a smart little bastard. Then I moved out and left him with my mom and he ran away and would come back every now and then to take offerings of food and his at my mom when she tried to pet him. I guess he was pissed at being abandoned by me. best cat I ever owned, I miss the little shit. The only cat I ever had that was social and would sit in my lap, on my table or keyboard, and jump into my bed at night and lay on my stomach.

Doppelgänger 08-10-2010 07:37 AM

Dogs= domesticated and rely on you
cats= meerly coexist with humans.

I love the fact that I can leave the house for 5 days and all I have to do is throw down a couple extra food bowls and a big ass water bowl, and leave fresh litter. Who can leave a dog for 5 days adn not come back to a torn up, shit in house? Yeah.
Cats are self cleaning and generally never need a trip to the groomer...or the garden hose (thought taking them in the shower is comic relief).
Catnip rules....I grow my own and it's far more potent than anything brought in the store.
Cats don't pant in your face.

Braineack 08-10-2010 08:35 AM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 614634)
A comprehensive list of everything I hate about cats:
They're:
1. Sadistic
2. Unappreciative
3. Vicious
4. Stupid
5. Insane

You can't:
1. Train them (Well, to an extent you can train dogs)
2. Play with them
3. Sleep with them

They:
1. Bite you
2. Attack you in the middle of the night
3. Poop on the floor
4. Plot your death
5. Suck

If you have a cat you:
1. Have no friends
2. Are a shut-in
3. Derp!

In conclusion:
Dogs > Fish > Reptiles > Rocks > Cats.

Jus' sayin'... Though I would own a cat, lol


so many untruths in this post. for that I give you:


Ms. BAGGY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.boostedmiata.com/gallery2..._0158-good.jpg

and Mr. KITTY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.boostedmiata.com/gallery2...2/cats+009.JPG

E-NA6CE 08-10-2010 08:51 AM

I hate cats. If I pet them my hands swell up. If I smell them my sinuses clog like a tampon in a bloody vagina. If for some reason I touch my face then it puffs up and I can't see. Fuckin' cats.


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