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lordrigamus 08-11-2010 06:27 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 615539)
That would be... um... hella good then?

Damn, I need a midget with a snare drum and a cymbal to follow me around as I throw out zingers. :facepalm:

http://www.rentamidget.com/

WonTon 08-11-2010 06:33 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 615539)
That would be... um... hella good then?

Damn, I need a midget with a snare drum and a cymbal to follow me around as I throw out zingers. :facepalm:

:giggle:

ZX-Tex 08-11-2010 08:39 PM

I love Picasa. The jazz 'stations' are fantastic and play incredible selections. There is an almost complete lack of 'Smooth Jazz' which I avoid, in much the same manner as I avoid mass production American lite beer.

Plus there a complete lack of Kenny G. I have not heard one Kenny G song. That is a plus.

FRT_Fun 08-11-2010 10:06 PM

http://www.jazzoasis.com/methenyonkennyg.htm

mgeoffriau 08-11-2010 10:36 PM

Hehe, love Pat Metheny. Classic.



Watching Australia with the wife right now. Pretty boring. Lots of wide open panoramic shots of grand vistas...and terrible characters and dull dialogue.

viperormiata 08-11-2010 10:45 PM

......ehh

hustler 08-11-2010 11:55 PM

lol
http://i38.tinypic.com/2q0kpia.jpg

rider384 08-12-2010 12:31 AM

Women named Rhonda are usually fat.

Import Al 08-12-2010 03:14 AM

Just cleared over a gig of hard drive space, all TV shows & mp3's.

This is a fair representation of what had been slowing my old Mac down...



pusha 08-12-2010 03:33 AM

What the fuck

NA6C-Guy 08-12-2010 05:35 AM

:bowrofl: Holy fuck, could you actually choose a worse person or picture to give an example of a dress shirt...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dress_shirt

Check the lowest picture on the page. Maybe it's just me that finds that comical.

KPLAFIN 08-12-2010 05:39 AM


Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 615752)
What the fuck

this

Doppelgänger 08-12-2010 07:59 AM


Originally Posted by na6c-guy (Post 615761)
:bowrofl: Holy fuck, could you actually choose a worse person or picture to give an example of a dress shirt...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/dress_shirt

check the lowest picture on the page. Maybe it's just me that finds that comical.

jazzhands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doppelgänger 08-12-2010 08:03 AM

I know it might now seem like much, but that gas station I stop at for smokes did something really cool this morning. Se,, I always use them becuase they're the only ones who carry my smokes (Djarum Black Menthols). They know me enough that literally as soon as I walk in, they have a pak on the counter and rung up. So I grab a Jumex guava nector and some Pop-tarts and go to the counter...and find my pack waiting for me. I swipe my car and wait. The register beeps and he says to me "oh, it looks like the satellite link is down".....*looks around*....." just take your stuff and come back like tomorrow or whenever in the morning and remind me and pay for this later".

Pretty damn nice of them for a cutomer who has been a regular for like 3 years.

gospeed81 08-12-2010 08:19 AM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 615729)
Women named Rhonda are usually fat.

"redondo" means round in Spanish...

NA6C-Guy 08-12-2010 08:24 AM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 615778)
I know it might now seem like much, but that gas station I stop at for smokes did something really cool this morning. Se,, I always use them becuase they're the only ones who carry my smokes (Djarum Black Menthols). They know me enough that literally as soon as I walk in, they have a pak on the counter and rung up. So I grab a Jumex guava nector and some Pop-tarts and go to the counter...and find my pack waiting for me. I swipe my car and wait. The register beeps and he says to me "oh, it looks like the satellite link is down".....*looks around*....." just take your stuff and come back like tomorrow or whenever in the morning and remind me and pay for this later".

Pretty damn nice of them for a cutomer who has been a regular for like 3 years.

I used to have a gas station guy like that with me. I like having that kind of understood relationship with people throughout your day. Same as the guy at Starbucks who knows my order as soon as I pull up.

E-NA6CE 08-12-2010 08:25 AM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 615729)
Women named Rhonda are usually fat.

+1

I had a boss when I was younger named Rhonda and she was fat, bitchy and nobody liked her. She fired me, ha ha.

hustler 08-12-2010 08:49 AM

nws
http://roflmeatspinaround.ytmnd.com/

sixshooter 08-12-2010 09:07 AM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 615778)
I know it might now seem like much, but that gas station I stop at for smokes did something really cool this morning. Se,, I always use them becuase they're the only ones who carry my smokes (Djarum Black Menthols). They know me enough that literally as soon as I walk in, they have a pak on the counter and rung up. So I grab a Jumex guava nector and some Pop-tarts and go to the counter...and find my pack waiting for me. I swipe my car and wait. The register beeps and he says to me "oh, it looks like the satellite link is down".....*looks around*....." just take your stuff and come back like tomorrow or whenever in the morning and remind me and pay for this later".

Pretty damn nice of them for a cutomer who has been a regular for like 3 years.

Evelyn at the Circle K comps my morning coffee occasionally, but I brought a shovel from the house two years ago and corrected a drainage problem for them. It was rendering half of their parking spaces unusable.

FRT_Fun 08-12-2010 09:20 AM

I really like the McDonald's caramel frappe coffee drink, but I hate the fatty that works there. So fat and gross. So then I'm all grossed out and my drink doesn't taste good anymore.


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