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ZX-Tex 08-11-2010 04:24 AM

Insomnia sucks

Pen2_the_penguin 08-11-2010 05:20 AM

I love how loadmasters in the USAF seem to know how to do my job... and make me stay 2 hours after my shift ends... because they dont realize that a 7k lb. trailer (rolling stock) in a C-5 needs shoring due to support struts... while telling me in no-so-many-words to go fuck myself and stop trying to tell them how to do MY OWN JOB... fuckers.


At least I didnt get stuck in Fleet. Which no one knows, its the shit dumping truck team for aircraft.

KPLAFIN 08-11-2010 05:41 AM


Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin (Post 615284)
I love how loadmasters in the USAF seem to know how to do my job... and make me stay 2 hours after my shift ends... because they dont realize that a 7k lb. trailer (rolling stock) in a C-5 needs shoring due to support struts... while telling me in no-so-many-words to go fuck myself and stop trying to tell them how to do MY OWN JOB... fuckers.


At least I didnt get stuck in Fleet. Which no one knows, its the shit dumping truck team for aircraft.

I can't tell you how happy it makes me to hear someone bitch about the AF... Makes me not feel quite so bad about the Army :giggle:

Pen2_the_penguin 08-11-2010 05:56 AM


Originally Posted by KPLAFIN (Post 615287)
I can't tell you how happy it makes me to hear someone bitch about the AF... Makes me not feel quite so bad about the Army :giggle:


mr. arnold swartzinager was here, greeting 82 of you butt nuggets home (not that its great your home and all)... yet us that are working hard enough to get your crap to the sand box, we have to unload your shit off the civilian plane, while there are more important things to do, and get stopped 100 yards away from the governator on a secure god-damn air base!!! I never made such a scene just to get arnold's attention so we can get the attention we deserve since we had deployers that escorted your asses all over the place in the box... lolz I just wanted an autograph.

KPLAFIN 08-11-2010 06:00 AM


Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin (Post 615289)
mr. arnold swartzinager was here, greeting 82 of you butt nuggets home (not that its great your home and all)... yet us that are working hard enough to get your crap to the sand box, we have to unload your shit off the civilian plane, while there are more important things to do, and get stopped 100 yards away from the governator on a secure god-damn air base!!! I never made such a scene just to get arnold's attention so we can get the attention we deserve since we had deployers that escorted your asses all over the place in the box... lolz I just wanted an autograph.

Blah blah blah blah blah.....

Your deployments are what like 4 weeks long now? I'm gearing up for a 15+ monther here soon.

Just fucking with you man, keep your head down until the time is right to stick it up...best piece of advise anyone has ever given me about the military, you'll be aright.

Pen2_the_penguin 08-11-2010 06:23 AM

lol i know, just giving you shit back. Keep safe man.

E-NA6CE 08-11-2010 08:35 AM

Look on the bright side. You'll make it home one way or another.

rider384 08-11-2010 11:50 AM

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...629950745.html

lolpwnt

E-NA6CE 08-11-2010 11:55 AM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 615410)

Is there really men out there that don't know the difference between hardcore porn and how you're supposed to treat your intimate partner in real life?

Srsly.... it's called the Falcon Punch. Bah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

SlideRuler 08-11-2010 11:56 AM

You guys ever hear of a rolling brownout? ;)

WonTon 08-11-2010 03:21 PM

i applied for a warehouse associate's position working for Hella today, i really hope i get it. yall keeps your fingers crossed for me.

buffon01 08-11-2010 03:32 PM

^ Does that mean I get a discount?

I got a promotion at work btw. Yay!

WonTon 08-11-2010 03:35 PM

haha, idk. ill be pretty much at the bottom of the food chain if i get hired.

congrats on the promotion!

buffon01 08-11-2010 03:42 PM


Originally Posted by WonTon (Post 615513)
haha, idk. ill be pretty much at the bottom of the food chain if i get hired.

congrats on the promotion!

Thanks meng. Caveman night out tonight!!! .... wait my car is not running still :ugh:


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 615410)

Damn, I usually dont go beyond the "who's your daddy?" and the "say my name hoe!" and the "gargle it now!"....

sixshooter 08-11-2010 04:13 PM


Originally Posted by WonTon (Post 615508)
i applied for a warehouse associate's position working for Hella today, i really hope i get it. yall keeps your fingers crossed for me.

That would be... um... hella good then?

Damn, I need a midget with a snare drum and a cymbal to follow me around as I throw out zingers. :facepalm:

Nagase 08-11-2010 04:14 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 615539)
That would be... um... hella good then?

Damn, I need a midget with a snare drum and a cymbal to follow me around as I throw out zingers. :facepalm:

http://instantrimshot.com/

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-app...eractive/a5bf/

turotufas 08-11-2010 04:39 PM

Turbo Miatas are underrepresented at the UTCC. Who steppin' up next year?

http://grassrootsmotorsports.com/utcc/updates/

E-NA6CE 08-11-2010 05:02 PM

Stupidass airline sent up half of our order to go up North. Now my customer has to pay two airfreight bills. I hate it when punks off the street are left in charge loading junk when they have no perception of time management and don't realize time equals money. Fuckin' assholes!

E-NA6CE 08-11-2010 05:04 PM


Originally Posted by turotufas (Post 615564)
Turbo Miatas are underrepresented at the UTCC. Who steppin' up next year?

http://grassrootsmotorsports.com/utcc/updates/

That looks sick. Although, if there's long straightaways, that pretty much puts us in the dirt. That is, of course, unless it's a short lap where you don't have to take fuel consumption into account (swaps) or else it's a tight course. Then we'd have a good hand in it. I'd be down if my stupid car would build itself faster.

Braineack 08-11-2010 06:20 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 615539)
That would be... um... hella good then?

Damn, I need a midget with a snare drum and a cymbal to follow me around as I throw out zingers. :facepalm:

if there's not an app for that..,just wait... it should be the new rule 34 or whatever.


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