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lordrigamus Aug 11, 2010 06:27 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 615539)
That would be... um... hella good then?

Damn, I need a midget with a snare drum and a cymbal to follow me around as I throw out zingers. :facepalm:

http://www.rentamidget.com/

WonTon Aug 11, 2010 06:33 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 615539)
That would be... um... hella good then?

Damn, I need a midget with a snare drum and a cymbal to follow me around as I throw out zingers. :facepalm:

:giggle:

ZX-Tex Aug 11, 2010 08:39 PM

I love Picasa. The jazz 'stations' are fantastic and play incredible selections. There is an almost complete lack of 'Smooth Jazz' which I avoid, in much the same manner as I avoid mass production American lite beer.

Plus there a complete lack of Kenny G. I have not heard one Kenny G song. That is a plus.

FRT_Fun Aug 11, 2010 10:06 PM

http://www.jazzoasis.com/methenyonkennyg.htm

mgeoffriau Aug 11, 2010 10:36 PM

Hehe, love Pat Metheny. Classic.



Watching Australia with the wife right now. Pretty boring. Lots of wide open panoramic shots of grand vistas...and terrible characters and dull dialogue.

viperormiata Aug 11, 2010 10:45 PM

......ehh

hustler Aug 11, 2010 11:55 PM

lol
http://i38.tinypic.com/2q0kpia.jpg

rider384 Aug 12, 2010 12:31 AM

Women named Rhonda are usually fat.

Import Al Aug 12, 2010 03:14 AM

Just cleared over a gig of hard drive space, all TV shows & mp3's.

This is a fair representation of what had been slowing my old Mac down...



pusha Aug 12, 2010 03:33 AM

What the fuck

NA6C-Guy Aug 12, 2010 05:35 AM

:bowrofl: Holy fuck, could you actually choose a worse person or picture to give an example of a dress shirt...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dress_shirt

Check the lowest picture on the page. Maybe it's just me that finds that comical.

KPLAFIN Aug 12, 2010 05:39 AM


Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 615752)
What the fuck

this

Doppelgänger Aug 12, 2010 07:59 AM


Originally Posted by na6c-guy (Post 615761)
:bowrofl: Holy fuck, could you actually choose a worse person or picture to give an example of a dress shirt...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/dress_shirt

check the lowest picture on the page. Maybe it's just me that finds that comical.

jazzhands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doppelgänger Aug 12, 2010 08:03 AM

I know it might now seem like much, but that gas station I stop at for smokes did something really cool this morning. Se,, I always use them becuase they're the only ones who carry my smokes (Djarum Black Menthols). They know me enough that literally as soon as I walk in, they have a pak on the counter and rung up. So I grab a Jumex guava nector and some Pop-tarts and go to the counter...and find my pack waiting for me. I swipe my car and wait. The register beeps and he says to me "oh, it looks like the satellite link is down".....*looks around*....." just take your stuff and come back like tomorrow or whenever in the morning and remind me and pay for this later".

Pretty damn nice of them for a cutomer who has been a regular for like 3 years.

gospeed81 Aug 12, 2010 08:19 AM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 615729)
Women named Rhonda are usually fat.

"redondo" means round in Spanish...

NA6C-Guy Aug 12, 2010 08:24 AM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 615778)
I know it might now seem like much, but that gas station I stop at for smokes did something really cool this morning. Se,, I always use them becuase they're the only ones who carry my smokes (Djarum Black Menthols). They know me enough that literally as soon as I walk in, they have a pak on the counter and rung up. So I grab a Jumex guava nector and some Pop-tarts and go to the counter...and find my pack waiting for me. I swipe my car and wait. The register beeps and he says to me "oh, it looks like the satellite link is down".....*looks around*....." just take your stuff and come back like tomorrow or whenever in the morning and remind me and pay for this later".

Pretty damn nice of them for a cutomer who has been a regular for like 3 years.

I used to have a gas station guy like that with me. I like having that kind of understood relationship with people throughout your day. Same as the guy at Starbucks who knows my order as soon as I pull up.

E-NA6CE Aug 12, 2010 08:25 AM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 615729)
Women named Rhonda are usually fat.

+1

I had a boss when I was younger named Rhonda and she was fat, bitchy and nobody liked her. She fired me, ha ha.

hustler Aug 12, 2010 08:49 AM

nws
http://roflmeatspinaround.ytmnd.com/

sixshooter Aug 12, 2010 09:07 AM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 615778)
I know it might now seem like much, but that gas station I stop at for smokes did something really cool this morning. Se,, I always use them becuase they're the only ones who carry my smokes (Djarum Black Menthols). They know me enough that literally as soon as I walk in, they have a pak on the counter and rung up. So I grab a Jumex guava nector and some Pop-tarts and go to the counter...and find my pack waiting for me. I swipe my car and wait. The register beeps and he says to me "oh, it looks like the satellite link is down".....*looks around*....." just take your stuff and come back like tomorrow or whenever in the morning and remind me and pay for this later".

Pretty damn nice of them for a cutomer who has been a regular for like 3 years.

Evelyn at the Circle K comps my morning coffee occasionally, but I brought a shovel from the house two years ago and corrected a drainage problem for them. It was rendering half of their parking spaces unusable.

FRT_Fun Aug 12, 2010 09:20 AM

I really like the McDonald's caramel frappe coffee drink, but I hate the fatty that works there. So fat and gross. So then I'm all grossed out and my drink doesn't taste good anymore.


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