Note to self:

Hey pimp,

Go to the body shop Monday. Revise the plan. No paint! Just fix the dents. Buy go fast bits with money saved. Cars going to look like shit a little longer but It'll be fast!
- Reasonable man.

Anybody watching f1? START THE DAMN RACE ALREADY! :vash:

LOL yes I was watching the entire thing... It must be pretty intense driving in that weather though!

Speaking of F1, does anyone know where I could download the last few races? I haven't seen any since July (Germany) and I have civilized internet available to me for the next couple weeks.

I hope this link works. Its a funny read.

http://www.chitownracing.com/forums/...ed-some-advise

Oh..please please please tell that THIS IS YOU:bowrofl::laugh::bowrofl::laugh::bowrofl:

(And btw, I'm having a great weekend)

Yes that is me. I am also madhatter on there. Told you it was some funny shit.
I know its kind of a long read but it gets funnier and funnier till you reach the end

I'm already on page five. This is a great way to take a break from differential equations.

Let me know how you like the update on it...... Figured what the fuck he gave her HSV2.... why not let every one know. What he gets for being a douche....

Oh geez, you are really lucky man. I ALWAYS use protection. My friends laughed at me for that, until my bud Mat decided to hook up with some girl from our work(raw), I told him, "Hey man, you need to play it safe." "Yeah right dude, whats the fun in that? hahaha." and guess what???.........ZING! STD for Mat!

I can't believe you still have the damn car, lol, I would have burned that thing to the ground by now.

EDIT: lolololol @ Johhny Buffnuts!

ddooooodddddd this is epic!

ROFL is all I have to say after reading that thread. How are you still stuck with the car?

Dumb bitch took it to "Her" mechanic. 2500 in repair later she doesnt have the money to pay off the loan. I mean its only a whooping 2200 dollars. So until then I'm stuck with it

What type of car is it? Also tell her for every bj she gives you, you will drop a dollar off what she owes you.

holy shit I love the update, wow, would read again lol

I want Boston Market.

my mom made meatloaf, t'was sensational

Do you really think the bj thing would work? Seeing as she has std's and all, think my junk is actually going to stay in my pants for once

I mean as long as she aint breaking out on her lips you should be good. I am just saying 2200 BJ's would be awesome.

I think its easier just to keep hitting the clean piece that I have been, and let her keep paying. Dont want to risk the burn.