Grab gun
Load chamber
Point down
Shoot foot

I say go for it L.A., show everyone how much better off we'd be without you :rofl:

Holy shit! hustler visited my public profile. I can now die a happy man(hopefully while masturbating with a belt around my neck while watching Gladiator).

Smaudi!


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All that CRAB crap and still they are obviously not getting enough clean, fresh air all the way up their asses to think clearly.

That sentence makes sense on so many levels.

ok. This is weird. Post count on this thread shows 485 currently. However, I can only read to post 451. Additionally, it allows me to view to page 8, but shows a page 9 is available.

must be a secret...

Ya this thread is fubared

or a certain cuban is on mute?

So WTF. I open this thread to check the latest *ish going down and I get stuck on page 23....clicking on 24 or 25 results in page 23 being refreshed.

[caps]Yea i demand an answer!![\caps]

Are you eluding to why this is happenings!?! Holy shit!

Wait, is that whats going on. I sent you PM about this shit. :crx:

So did some redneck asshole with a cutting torch:

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/966...lhalfacare.jpg

Random Guy
 

I hate hate hate SPEED channel. I just ripped through my program guide up to Sunday night. NASCAR NASCAR NASCAR. What the F dude, over 48 hours of straight NASCAR. :vash:

All their other shows suck ass too. Road racing and F1 might be less than 1 percent of their content. Show me Le Mans or Daytona for a few hours then take a NASCAR break. Show me some old ass world challenge condensed into 15 minute races. Windtunnel can suck my dick too. Now I remember why I stopped watching SPEED so long ago.

SPEED, va chier!

I wonder what the rear impact crash rating is for that.... :giggle:

FRT loves the rear impact.

:dancegay:

I cant find the new mountain dews anywhere.

Random Guy
 

Megasquirting a ford edis is hard. Truth.

I need your input....

Yesterday was my boss' last day before he starts with another company. He landed a great job with CocaCola.

The store manager has indicated to me that he wants me to accept a promotion and take the newly opened position.

Without a formal offer, negotiations, or anything... I got a $1.00 an hour raise yesterday. Out of the blue. Like.... Oh yeah here's a dollar more an hour because we think you deserve it. My position remains the same as of now.

The job I'm about to be offered is normally paid $2.00/hr more than I was making.

Am I about to receive an offer I can't refuse, without the "lube"? Or foreplay?

I now make 33% more than I did when I started with this company, last Nov. 1, 2009. I think the brakes are gonna get put on any more raises, but I'll have to accept the new job and more responsibility, ect...

I hate working. I need to be a kept man.