Don't drink and roof surf.
-MADS

LOL kids...

So, we just had a firedrill at work, and we failed, because i went back to get my pie.

boner

Nice 4000th post.

Haha, I didn't even notice.

It was destiny!

I just ordered a chinacharger equivelent of a 2560; I'm sooper excited since I might actually be able to drive my car then. I drove it 50 miles today with a blown SR20 T25 and I lost 1/4 of my oil from it leaking through the turbo seals. That and the compressor blades are broken from when the compressor housing fell off while it was working. It smelled like shit and smoked like hell when I slowed down.

This disappoints me Joe. It really does.

Luke has like 80 fricken jillion midichlorians per cc of blood. He can convince the ST that these are not the droids they are looking for and he cant skew their aim a bit?

And as for Han, how good is your aim with a Wookie playing Mr. Potato Head with your buddies while you try to get that armoured wedgie out after doing three tours on the Death Star, which is the shittiest posting in the galaxy. Nothing to do, officers on your ass all the time because his fuckin holliness the prune of an emperor and his robo death dog are going to do another -----probe/troop reveiw, and on top of that that whiny little bitch Tarkin wants a revised TPS report by the end of your shift. How long do you think it takes to spit polish that fuckin armour? Huh? How long?

.....walks off muttering.........

You'd probably just use the force to pleasure yourself...

On an unrelated note, here is the sprinkler control system for the 27th floor of 233 N. Michigan Ave. in downtown Chicago. Only Imperial Union Pipefitters are so precise.

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/6...cm_77e1cb7.jpg

Did I mention that this monstrosity controls the fucking FIRE SUPPRESSION SYSTEM for the whole floor? What do you figure are the odds that every single one of those valves is actually set correctly? How many different points of failure do you really need? Whoever the engineer was that thought this was a good design needs to be killed. With pain.

Hahahahahahahahahaha (gasp) hahaha.

Oh, that's just great. :bowrofl:

Thanks. I just channeled my favortie characters from ubiquitous 'Nam movies in the context of SW. Scary how well it works. You know thats how it was on the 'Star.

2:09.

Why is it so hard for motor-journalists to get technical stuff right? GRM does it 9 times of 10, but almost without exception the others dont.

"....deflects the air under the car, which increases down-force and more importantly reduces drag..."

:facepalm:

For fuck's sake... WGN just interrupted a rerun of Family Guy to tell me that some bunch of dudes hit a little round rubber disc into a net with a stick while wearing ice skates more times than some other bunch of dudes, and now every single living human in Chicago is out in the streets shouting, honking their horns, playing "Chelsea Dagger" by The Fratellis as loud as possible, etc., and it's driving me batshit crazy as I sit here in my hotel room trying to think of some new way to fuck with 92verty's head.

And I think I just heard gunfire.

Maybe hold off on visiting the mole people for awhile.

Not me. I just got done lancing an abscess on my gum. Now I'm going to watch the news, jerk off and go to bed.

Go Blackhawks!

2am. That's how long that shit lasted outside. It was basically one long continuous horn blast and motorcycle engine rev from the time they cut into Family Guy until 2 in the fucking morning. I was fully expecting to see overturned cars on fire all along Wacker Dr. this morning. And now they're planning to have a fucking parade tomorrow morning, which is just great as that's when I'll be trying to get to the airport.

On the plus side, I FINALLY saw a creative homeless guy yesterday, though I had to go north of the river for it. Dude was all covered in silvery-grey paint, standing on a plinth, pretending to be one of the many granite statues that they don't have in that particular section of town. Cardboard sign said "Take a picture, leave a donation."

I pulled a muscle in my upper back, just below my left shoulder blade. Shit is killing me.
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