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Rocky64 05-17-2010 08:32 AM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 573682)
Stereotypes don't make themselves. The majority of people in the southeast think this way, at least ones in my area, so maybe I'm not reading your post correctly, because it sounds like you are saying otherwise. Many may not be bold enough to come out and say it, but many think it, and elect people like this douche to speak for them.

"Get outta hur foreigner! This is Amerikuh! We speak English round hur! DURRRR! Rabble rabble rabble"

:giggle:

sad. but true.

Some of us are working to change this paradigm.

lordrigamus 05-17-2010 09:09 AM

I was just sitting here trying to think of something clever to put in this thread but I got nothing. Does this make me less of a man and if so is anyone willing to come over and make me feel like a man again?

Nudge, nudge, you know what I mean, say no more.

Doppelgänger 05-17-2010 11:54 AM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 573742)
Dear god, I would have to have a serious fucking talk with this asshat afterwards. Not only does he nearly wreck you, but then he slows you down pretty much the entire time on the track. I would be yelling my voice away the whole day.


I'd take my spec Miata and "bump" into that asshole somewhere he was braking early or something....sait it was unavoidable. Fix the Miata for $200 and laugh at Capitan Cockfact having to fix $12,000 worth of damage to his car.

(I love P-cars.....but I hate the 'vert versions of the 911...they can all burn)

Sparetire 05-17-2010 12:21 PM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 573893)
I'd take my spec Miata and "bump" into that asshole somewhere he was braking early or something....sait it was unavoidable. Fix the Miata for $200 and laugh at Capitan Cockfact having to fix $12,000 worth of damage to his car.

(I love P-cars.....but I hate the 'vert versions of the 911...they can all burn)


Yes.

I have pretty much 0 track experience in an HPDE setting. And I am pretty sure I can do better than that. I am 100% sure I can do a lot beter at not fucking with everyone elses day.

That guy will be the best hard-parker at the local Chillies.

Jfornachon 05-17-2010 12:30 PM

It's a common understanding that most Porsche owners have no clue how to drive. As this cideo shows. They have a bad ass car and think it makes them a good driver.

Have a great day,
Jared

leatherface24 05-17-2010 02:13 PM




leatherface24 05-17-2010 02:13 PM

Admit it. You guys are all aroused now

leatherface24 05-17-2010 02:19 PM

OMG


turotufas 05-17-2010 02:21 PM

What the F? I'm usually never freaked out by shit but I refuse to watch anymore of those vids.

Alright, I actually watched more. I laughed it off.

Braineack 05-17-2010 03:47 PM

Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb'
BERKELEY, Calif. (CBS) ―

The Pentagon told CBS station KPIX-TV that the proposal to build a so-called gay bomb was made by the Air Force in 1994. (File)

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A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.

Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS station KPIX-TV in San Francisco that military leaders had considered, and then subsequently rejected, building the so-called gay bomb.

Edward Hammond, of Berkeley's Sunshine Project, had used the Freedom of Information Act to obtain a copy of the proposal from the Air Force's Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio.

As part of a military effort to develop non-lethal weapons, the proposal suggested, "One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior."

The documents show the Air Force lab asked for $7.5 million to develop such a chemical weapon.

"The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistibly attractive to one another," Hammond said after reviewing the documents.

"The notion was that a chemical that would probably be pleasant in the human body in low quantities could be identified, and by virtue of either breathing or having their skin exposed to this chemical, the notion was that soldiers would become gay," explained Hammond.

The Pentagon told KPIX-TV that the proposal was made by the Air Force in 1994.

"The Department of Defense is committed to identifying, researching and developing non-lethal weapons that will support our men and women in uniform," said a DOD spokesperson, who indicated that the "gay bomb" idea was quickly dismissed.

However, Hammond said the government records he obtained suggest the military gave the plan much stronger consideration than it has acknowledged.

"The truth of the matter is it would have never come to my attention if it was dismissed at the time it was proposed," he said. "In fact, the Pentagon has used it repeatedly and subsequently in an effort to promote non-lethal weapons, and in fact they submitted it to the highest scientific review body in the country for them to consider."

Military officials insisted Friday to KPIX-TV that they are not currently working on any such idea and that the past plan was abandoned.

Gay community leaders in California said Friday that they found the notion of a "gay bomb" both offensive and almost laughable at the same time.

"Throughout history we have had so many brave men and women who are gay and lesbian serving the military with distinction," said Geoff Kors of Equality California. "So, it's just offensive that they think by turning people gay that the other military would be incapable of doing their job. And its absurd because there's so much medical data that shows that sexual orientation is immutable and cannot be changed."

(© 2007 CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. The Associated Press contributed to this report.)

FRT_Fun 05-17-2010 05:42 PM

Instead they used the gay bomb on potential Mazda Miata buyers.

leatherface24 05-17-2010 06:14 PM

Gaybomb....whos gettin it on their license plate

Joe Perez 05-17-2010 06:24 PM

I just checked the CA DMV webpage, and it's available.

Can't quite think of what to write in the "License Plate's Meaning" section, though...

http://img40.imagefra.me/img/img40/6...xm_7a56392.gif

Jfornachon 05-17-2010 06:53 PM

You could wirte that you turn gay men straight.

Have a great day,
Jared

buffon01 05-17-2010 06:53 PM

Me cago en dios conho!!!!!!

WonTon 05-18-2010 01:21 AM

so i just took some abien and i cant really walk right now! :laught: man am i gonna sleep good tonight!

on a side note: god damn Tang is so good....

NA6C-Guy 05-18-2010 01:51 AM


Originally Posted by WonTon (Post 574332)
so i just took some abien and i cant really walk right now! :laught: man am i gonna sleep good tonight!

on a side note: god damn Tang is so good....

Ambien is my favorite candy. About to take mine in about an hour and prepare for sleep by 3-4am, my usual time.

Braineack 05-18-2010 03:53 PM

Panera cafe says pay what you want
Bakery hopes to expand nonprofit restaurants around U.S.

CLAYTON, Mo. - Panera Bread Co. is asking customers at a new restaurant to pay what they want.

The national bakery and restaurant chain launched a new nonprofit store here this week that has the same menu as its other 1,400 locations. But the prices are a little different — there aren't any. Customers are told to donate what they want for a meal, whether it's the full suggested price, a penny or $100.


The new store in the upscale St. Louis suburb of Clayton is the first of what will Panera hopes will be many around the country. Ronald Shaich, Panera's CEO until last week, was on hand at the new bakery Monday to explain the system to customers.


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buffon01 05-18-2010 04:24 PM

Hmm interesting. I wonder how long one of this would last in the middle of any ghetto. :rolleyes:

Braineack 05-18-2010 04:25 PM

it wont last. and once the well dries up, people will ask for gov't to help keep it running.


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