Good thing I itemized nothing and filed a 1040EZ this year I guess. Maybe there will be no delays for the simple man like myself. Could have used my medical expenses to get a bit more back, but I'm lazy.

 

Makin' Momma proud.

 

This made me laugh.

 

So.... the Chinese have developed a "stealth fighter jet"....

How long before it's recalled because of leaded paint?



China is so unoriginal, they couldn't help but to try to copy the F-22...too bad the only design information was the dimensions for cheap toy planes.

 

lol @ the Chinese. I bet it sticks out like a sore thumb on radar, too. And, uhm, how many years behind us are they on this whole stealth thing?

lolololololololol

 

I bet it makes less torque by redline.

 

lol...I just got permabanned from the local Miata forum. That's OK...you guys are cooler on here. I could have a lot more to say...but I know people on there read posts here and will run and tell...I'd rather keep the **** talking to real life with other local people.

 

One of the guys at work just handed this over to me:


Intake valve from a 4000hp diesel engine.

 

I'm sure you won't be missing too much..

 

Is that my stapler?

 

Today I spent half an hour watching some homeless guy huff the contents of an aerosol can out of a brown paper bag before he flipped out and ran down the street screaming. My day hasn't been too exciting.

 

It looks like a mish mash of an F-22, a JSF, and a MiG-29.

 

Nah....and he think I'll be begging to be back on there. What a trip.

 

Homeless people...please, they are a myth. I was harassed by one the other day while I was picking up my sushi for lunch, he kept begging me for money for food. After he finally got the point, and I got in my car, I see him pull out his ******* iPhone and starts typing away on it. I'm using a 4 year old shitty Sony Walkman phone.

 

They are actually "urban outdoorsmen".

 

Or as the police department calls them..."urban campers".

 

Can we all just migrate elsewhere?

Well, those of us that are cool.

 

 

Haha. My friend's Psych textbook has a section on trolling. He says it could be a future Psych paper topic.

 

Sushi for "lunch" tonight!!!!! I love me some sushi. Get my 2 of my Jacksonville rolls with crawfish, cilantro topped with seared ahi tuna, and 2 of my Rock-n-Roll with crab, shrimp tempura and vegetables.

If someone said I had to pick one thing to eat for the rest of my life, it would almost without a doubt be the Jacksonville. Words cannot describe the amount of awesome in those.