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Alright, finally made senior! When do I get my AARP card?
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Fufuuuuck ebay.
11:49 pm yesterday Greetings,thanks for purchase NEW 3½ 12v Digital Blue LED 0~20V DC Volt Panel Meter from yallstore. All of our products were tested before shipping and 100% work. But this time, something wrong with our item, so we couldn?t ship the defective items to you. We will exchange this bulk of products from our supplier, because we should be responsible to all of our customers. We have no idea when this bulk of products will be restocked, because the problem hasn?t been solved. In order to save your time, we suggest refund, could you accept it? Sorry for inconvenience ?hoping you can understand us. Your early response will be appreciated. Your faithful Yallstore eBay service Thank you for purchase from yallstore. Your order was shipped: 390207557198NEW 3½ 12v Digital Blue LED 0~20V DC Volt Panel Meter |
The fire alarm went off at work today. We evacuated ~100 people. A fire truck showed up a few minutes later. We then proceeded to stand in the blazing heat while roll is called for 30 minutes, all because the contractors installing the sprinkler system screwed up.
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You know that feeling of euphoria that you get after you've just experienced the mother of all bowel movements? Yeah...
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 591475)
You know that feeling of euphoria that you get after you've just experienced the mother of all bowel movements? Yeah...
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 591475)
You know that feeling of euphoria that you get after you've just experienced the mother of all bowel movements? Yeah...
How about the feeling when you get food poisoning and realize that you didn't just throw up... |
Yea, that felt great!
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yeah well, explaining it to my wife wasn't the greatest feeling either.
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Originally Posted by Braineack
(Post 591477)
How about the feeling when you get food poisoning and realize that you didn't just throw up...
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Originally Posted by Braineack
(Post 591482)
yeah well, explaining it to my wife wasn't the greatest feeling either.
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and the entire bathroom floor. which was my bed as well.
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LOL^ hero
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Did you barf up a shitstorm?
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Seriously though, people who put private shit on Failbook are fucking retarded. I don't have anything up, what's the point of advertising what you like/your number/address? Anyone who cares enough to know will probably already know. This just in: Fuck paypal. I finally broke down and bought tunerstudioMS, paid for it, and get a fucking internal server error from paypal. So, long story short, I'm 40 bucks out with no key. I contacted the guys at efianalytics, hopefully they get back to me quickly. |
Goddamn Martha Bozeman!!! Apparently I advertised for her campaign the entire 20 mile trip home from work. Getting on the interstate I hit something on the ramp and heard it hit pretty hard and wasn't sure what it was. Drove to my exit, stopped to get gas, then went home. When I got home and slowed to pull into the driveway I heard a god awful scraping noise and thought my vibration culprit had finally shown itself. I got out and inspect the right rear and happen to look forward and see a 2' square campaign sign with metal legs sticking out from under my car like a side splitter. The metal feet speared my FM frame rails perfectly in one of the holes. Damn it Martha!!! I'm gonna call and demand compensation for my advertising.
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Originally Posted by rider384
(Post 591661)
Did you barf up a shitstorm?
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Originally Posted by Braineack
(Post 591843)
and shit out a barfstorm.
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At least you didn't storm out a shitbarf. Eeeew.
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We all seem to be rather fixated on Brain's ass.
My friend just sent me this: |
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