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lordrigamus 07-10-2010 06:59 PM

Mmmmmm...Home Run Inn pizza.

Bond 07-10-2010 07:43 PM


Originally Posted by turotufas (Post 599610)
Poetry thread?

FUCKING Homo

shuiend 07-10-2010 07:48 PM


Originally Posted by Bond (Post 599650)
FUCKING Homo

We do all drive Miatas. ::giggle::

Bond 07-10-2010 07:51 PM

I once had four guys masturbate in my car at once, with the hard top on. Guess who ate the cracker....



Hustler

sixshooter 07-10-2010 10:37 PM


Originally Posted by turotufas (Post 599610)
Poetry thread?


Originally Posted by buffoon01 (Post 599622)
This shitty motherfucking weather doesnt let me do shit to the car. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is that poetry?

buffon01 07-10-2010 10:50 PM

:ugh:

lordrigamus 07-10-2010 11:27 PM

Poetry:

On the toilet, I sit, all broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
then later on I took a chance
tried to fart and shit my pants

The End

rider384 07-11-2010 12:06 AM

So I just posted an ad on CL offering to repair most anything on a Miata. I'm slightly nervous about just going and repairing someone's car whom I don't know, so what should I watch out for?

I've requested that before I go and start work, I require a picture of the car in the workspace with their email on a piece of paper so that I know they're legit.

buffon01 07-11-2010 12:21 AM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 599733)
So I just posted an ad on CL offering to repair most anything on a Miata. I'm slightly nervous about just going and repairing someone's car whom I don't know, so what should I watch out for?

I've requested that before I go and start work, I require a picture of the car in the workspace with their email on a piece of paper so that I know they're legit.

A glock and some amo

Joe Perez 07-11-2010 12:29 AM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 599733)
I'm slightly nervous about just going and repairing someone's car whom I don't know, so what should I watch out for?

People who can't afford to take their car to a mechanic and want you to fix it for free.

People who tried to fix it themselves and fucked things up worse, but won't accept this explanation.

People who troll craigslist looking for folks offering to come to their house and fix their car, with the intention of raping them and then selling them to slave traders.

People whose lawyer will call you back six months after you changed their wiper blades to inform you that you were somehow responsible for their brakes going out which resulted in a crash, and offering to settle out of court for only $200,000.

AIDS.

buffon01 07-11-2010 12:33 AM

This is poetry


rider384 07-11-2010 01:17 AM

How's this look?

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hn...836635797.html

rleete 07-11-2010 08:37 AM

You are begging to get screwed over.

rleete 07-11-2010 06:55 PM

There are better ways to spend a Sunday afternoon than snaking out the laundry tub drain.

Bond 07-11-2010 07:04 PM


Originally Posted by rleete (Post 599882)
There are better ways to spend a Sunday afternoon than snaking out the laundry tub drain.

Ya like getting fired from costco because you were late by 4 minutes. :jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::j erkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jer kit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit:

I did a massive brakestand right out front to show my anger.

ZX-Tex 07-11-2010 07:52 PM


Poetry thread?
My garage is cleaner.
The LS1 Miata
on stands sits waiting.

The differential
must be remounted
to save the halfshafts.

I consider now
the design I will use to
cradle it for power.

It's fabrication
will require steel and tools.
I love Harbor Freight.

turotufas 07-11-2010 08:00 PM


Originally Posted by ZX-Tex (Post 599902)
My garage is cleaner.
The LS1 Miata
on stands sits waiting.

The differential
must be remounted
to save the halfshafts.

I consider now
the design I will use to
cradle it for power.

It's fabrication
will require steel and tools.
I love Harbor Freight.

:bowrofl: that is poetry!

hustler 07-11-2010 08:05 PM

snws
http://www.submitlist.com/files/1/127537156955058.jpg

miata2fast 07-11-2010 08:37 PM


Originally Posted by ZX-Tex (Post 599902)
My garage is cleaner.
The LS1 Miata
on stands sits waiting.

The differential
must be remounted
to save the halfshafts.

I consider now
the design I will use to
cradle it for power.

It's fabrication
will require steel and tools.
I love Harbor Freight.

Keep your day job.

Hustler on the other hand, now that is a worhwhile post.

hustler 07-11-2010 09:21 PM

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