Incredible movie. Makes every other submarine film feel like a Disney movie.

Only one tool needed:

http://cdn3.thefirearmsblog.com/blog...hotgun-tfb.jpg

I'm not sticking around after that to take pictures of her. Are you insane? Eff that!

And...

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...pzfrOP7VbfaMI=

I LOL'd at another DSM breaking shit at the track.

You want pics of his semen all over some chick?
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I think he wants pics of my meat spewing semen all over my ex, ha ha.

DAS BOOT!!!!

http://tammisworld.mu.nu/archives/12...beerfest_l.jpg

World's greatest movie about alcohol.

Also, the sole reason the Eye of The Jew exists.... LOL!

Nudes will do.

Thanks....

Bah ha ha. Y8S already removed my sexy picture from this thread.

Of him?
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Yeah, I'd seen it before long ago, and it is a hell of a great movie. I'd just forgotten how utterly dire it was at the end.

Interesting point (I have the 3.5 hour "director's cut" version, so I don't know if this varies from one version to the next): I elected to watch it with the dubbed English soundtrack (the movie is German, for those who don't know) and I'd accidentally left the English subtitles on as well. I noticed right away that there is a massive and almost total discrepancy between the spoken English soundtrack and the English subtitles. I don't mean simply that the subtitles are somewhat more concise (although they are) but rather that it seems like they were working from two totally different scripts. The general idea is the same between the two, but the words, the imagery, totally different.

In general, I found the English audio track to be much richer and more vivid than the subtitle track, and I suspect that it's much closer to the original dialog in both form and meaning, to the point where I'd advise anybody, even a purist who doesn't believe in dubbed language tracks, to choose the dubbed track over the original soundtrack w/ subtitles.

NO! of you. ;)

How much money you got?
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Bah ha ha ha ha ha. How much would YOU sell your soul for???????????????????

Went to a China Buffet last night. Shit blood this morning. On my way to the ER.

Thanks for sharing :wavey:

I have to pay again? I thought we said the 8th time is free. Im not doing this.

That's O.K. My lady friend Sara was pissing blood out of her ass for a couple weeks. Gawd, after she got all healed up she was sexy as ever... and then she told me she had chlamydia. I haven't talked to her since. I'm actually kind of glad I didn't get a chance to bang her

I know, useless post... sue me.

You're not worth it

I'm glad you think so. Here's a kick in the nuts for your consolation prize. Love MTdotNET.

I've hear better come backs from a Chlamydia infected vagina.... oh wait :ugh:

Blame it on the economy.
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Bah ha ha ha ha. You know, that bitch just spit out another kid. If I was you I'd suggest getting an AIDS and STD test done... and pray to whoever you pray to that you aren't the father of her new child... or else you're FUCKED! Bah ha ha ha ha.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :cry:

Hey, man, we warned you. Did we not?

Sorry, she was so easy a caveman did her.

I'm pretty sure she was another girl I know of that used peanut butter and got her cat to eat her out. You fail for banging that pussy, LOL.

Lmao. All your girl-friends are hoes!!

Well.... a few of them LOL!! The ones I engage in sexual relations with are all clean, though. My recent STD/AIDS test proves that much at least.

Ugh... people who say "whaaa eva" to anything they don't like, repeatedly, many times through a conversation annoy me to no end.

whaaa eva
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Hahahaha, I found this from Google images. 134rwhp :bowrofl:. Can it move? FFS is retarded.

Over 130rwhp with no intercooler. How do they do that? :rolleyes:

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Seriously though, those things are retarded. 133rwhp? That could be had with cams, exhaust and a tune. And cost half as much.

Thank you Jah

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

AWESOME!!!!

Buffon is crying himself to sleep. "¿Por quéééééééééééééééééééééééééééééééééééééééé?"

Lmao. Im gonna have to tear down all the posters from my room. I'll keep the nudes though: they might hold some value in the future.

Insomnia sucks

I love how loadmasters in the USAF seem to know how to do my job... and make me stay 2 hours after my shift ends... because they dont realize that a 7k lb. trailer (rolling stock) in a C-5 needs shoring due to support struts... while telling me in no-so-many-words to go fuck myself and stop trying to tell them how to do MY OWN JOB... fuckers.


At least I didnt get stuck in Fleet. Which no one knows, its the shit dumping truck team for aircraft.

I can't tell you how happy it makes me to hear someone bitch about the AF... Makes me not feel quite so bad about the Army :giggle:

mr. arnold swartzinager was here, greeting 82 of you butt nuggets home (not that its great your home and all)... yet us that are working hard enough to get your crap to the sand box, we have to unload your shit off the civilian plane, while there are more important things to do, and get stopped 100 yards away from the governator on a secure god-damn air base!!! I never made such a scene just to get arnold's attention so we can get the attention we deserve since we had deployers that escorted your asses all over the place in the box... lolz I just wanted an autograph.

Blah blah blah blah blah.....

Your deployments are what like 4 weeks long now? I'm gearing up for a 15+ monther here soon.

Just fucking with you man, keep your head down until the time is right to stick it up...best piece of advise anyone has ever given me about the military, you'll be aright.

lol i know, just giving you shit back. Keep safe man.

Look on the bright side. You'll make it home one way or another.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...629950745.html

lolpwnt

Is there really men out there that don't know the difference between hardcore porn and how you're supposed to treat your intimate partner in real life?

Srsly.... it's called the Falcon Punch. Bah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

You guys ever hear of a rolling brownout? ;)

i applied for a warehouse associate's position working for Hella today, i really hope i get it. yall keeps your fingers crossed for me.

^ Does that mean I get a discount?

I got a promotion at work btw. Yay!

haha, idk. ill be pretty much at the bottom of the food chain if i get hired.

congrats on the promotion!

Thanks meng. Caveman night out tonight!!! .... wait my car is not running still :ugh:

Damn, I usually dont go beyond the "who's your daddy?" and the "say my name hoe!" and the "gargle it now!"....

That would be... um... hella good then?

Damn, I need a midget with a snare drum and a cymbal to follow me around as I throw out zingers. :facepalm:

http://instantrimshot.com/

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-app...eractive/a5bf/

Turbo Miatas are underrepresented at the UTCC. Who steppin' up next year?

http://grassrootsmotorsports.com/utcc/updates/

Stupidass airline sent up half of our order to go up North. Now my customer has to pay two airfreight bills. I hate it when punks off the street are left in charge loading junk when they have no perception of time management and don't realize time equals money. Fuckin' assholes!

That looks sick. Although, if there's long straightaways, that pretty much puts us in the dirt. That is, of course, unless it's a short lap where you don't have to take fuel consumption into account (swaps) or else it's a tight course. Then we'd have a good hand in it. I'd be down if my stupid car would build itself faster.

if there's not an app for that..,just wait... it should be the new rule 34 or whatever.