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Vashthestampede 01-16-2012 06:00 PM


Originally Posted by FRT_Fun (Post 820699)

Really man. How the ---- do you even come across something like that?

I watched while I continued to eat dinner and now I'm thoroughly disgusted.


Originally Posted by blaen99 (Post 821193)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...inch-half.html

So, the guy got 7.5million for losing an inch and a half to his penis length!

lol @ the comments

"I clicked on this article out of scientific curiosity, hoping for before and after photos ..."

"Was the bus a double decker or a pecker wrecker?"

"That would still leave me with a good inch to play with."

"you can lop 1 1/2" off mine for 7.5 million...."

FRT_Fun 01-16-2012 07:32 PM

I searched in google "I hate fat people" and this came up.

Vashthestampede 01-16-2012 07:37 PM


Originally Posted by FRT_Fun (Post 821263)
I searched in google "I hate fat people" and this came up.

Really?

Awesome! :bowrofl: Little does that girl know thats a way to find her video. lol

I'm going to see what I can dig up.

Joe Perez 01-16-2012 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 820768)
Speaking of poor diets, diet soda is an oxymoron.

It is interesting to note that much of the world would seem to agree with you. Whereas in north America we tend to refer to the calorie-free version of "X" as "Diet X", the trend in both Europe and some parts of South America is to brand that product as "X Light", in packaging otherwise similar to the "Diet X" variant.

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Doppelgänger 01-17-2012 07:32 AM

I can honesstly say that my day at work yesterday (and likely today) was spent watching porn....as part of my job.

richyvrlimited 01-17-2012 07:59 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 821291)
It is interesting to note that much of the world would seem to agree with you. Whereas in north America we tend to refer to the calorie-free version of "X" as "Diet X", the trend in both Europe and some parts of South America is to brand that product as "X Light", in packaging otherwise similar to the "Diet X" variant.

https://i.imgur.com/ItcOs.jpg https://i.imgur.com/uO7BV.jpg

Still called "Diet X" in the UK.

Why's it an oxymoron though? from the label there's as near as damnit zero calories in the can/bottle.

Braineack 01-17-2012 09:32 AM

Zero0 Caleries = zero taste.

scottyd 01-17-2012 10:38 AM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 821649)
I can honesstly say that my day at work yesterday (and likely today) was spent watching porn....as part of my job.

Go on

FRT_Fun 01-17-2012 11:08 AM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 821649)
I can honesstly say that my day at work yesterday (and likely today) was spent watching porn....as part of my job.

Girl girl porn? Pics or no happen.

sixshooter 01-17-2012 11:58 AM


Originally Posted by FRT_Fun (Post 821766)
Girl girl porn? Pics or no happen.

Mike is in the quality control department of a major porn peddler. No lie.

Vashthestampede 01-17-2012 12:31 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 821797)
Mike is in the quality control department of a major porn peddler. No lie.

Unless your single and sticking it to the starlets, sounds like a really sad job.

gearhead_318 01-17-2012 02:32 PM


Originally Posted by richyvrlimited (Post 821657)
Still called "Diet X" in the UK.

Why's it an oxymoron though? from the label there's as near as damnit zero calories in the can/bottle.

If your on a diet, then why are you drinking soda/ (not you, just wording). Diet soda is still bad for you, probably no better then regular soda. Zero calories does not mean it won't make you fat, if somebody is serious about a diet then they should stick to water.

I always lol on the inside when I see a fat person drinking diet soda.

Braineack 01-17-2012 02:33 PM

I love when I look at healthy choice micowave meals...nothign healthy about them. I think the 1000mg of sodium at 50% of your daily "allowance" is a nice touch.

FRT_Fun 01-17-2012 03:21 PM

I have now eaten chipotle 13 out of the last 14 days.

NA6C-Guy 01-17-2012 03:22 PM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 821892)
If your on a diet, then why are you drinking soda/ (not you, just wording). Diet soda is still bad for you, probably no better then regular soda. Zero calories does not mean it won't make you fat, if somebody is serious about a diet then they should stick to water.

I always lol on the inside when I see a fat person drinking diet soda.

Only on the inside? I lol on the outside as well. The diet soda cancels the cheeseburgers.

gearhead_318 01-17-2012 03:23 PM


Originally Posted by FRT_Fun (Post 821945)
I have now eaten chipotle 13 out of the last 14 days.

Your a winner.

In other news, theres a storm a brewin'.

Braineack 01-17-2012 03:23 PM


Originally Posted by FRT_Fun (Post 821945)
I have now eaten chipotle 13 out of the last 14 days.


I wasn't ever that baller, but i was having it everytime I went to the gym for a while.

It's gotten to the point where I complain to corporate when things aren't up to snuff.

FRT_Fun 01-17-2012 03:32 PM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 821949)
Your a winner.

In other news, theres a storm a brewin'.

http://s1.static.gotsmile.net/images...2451592469.jpg

NA6C-Guy 01-17-2012 03:36 PM

LOL, your crazy!:giggle:

gearhead_318 01-17-2012 03:44 PM


Originally Posted by FRT_Fun (Post 821963)

http://www.vallankumous.org/blogi/wp...70-384x450.jpg


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