Is that an S2?

I would like to park that in my garage next to this:

http://images.craigslist.org/3n93k23...445c5a1ba9.jpg

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/cs...966765684.html

Yes please ^^
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Pure sex, but I want to slap that guy with the camera.

And slap whoever wrote the self-fellating text at the end.

^ Oh goddamn.....

I'd hit it. Hard.

You'd have to.

I think watching that made me sterile.

I think the drool really tops things off.

Holy cow!

My buddy slapped himself while we watched that.

Probably a re-post, but good anyways.

Now that looks like some good shit. I'll have to save it for when I get home later though. Nothing as entertaining as rally crashes.

How much time to they give between cars in rally? It seems nuts for people to just run out on to the road like that to help out.

Love my knob

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Ohio mascot vs Ohio state mascot.

shiny knob you got there:giggle:

For some reason I'd never buy a car with the gears layed out like that. Reverse should be bottom right, not top left. I'm ---- like that:hs:

Yah it bothered me initially, but its got a lockout where you ahve to push down on the knob to get it over there, and now Im used to it.

Awesome video mang, I really hate it when people dub over noises with EXTREME HARDCORE MUSIC YO.

Freaked me out the first time I drove my BMW. I'm so used to the gears being "normal" that I almost backed into a few cars at an intersection. You get used to it though.

What kind of car did you have again?

he's got a rustang I think, this guy in the stall next to me is talking to himself, having epic BM's, and just splashed toliet water on the ground next to me. WTF!!!

You're posting from the shitter? Dedication, I like.

Reminds me of a top gear episode where May buys an old merc with dogleg gearbox. Promptly backing into somebody at a traffic light. That would deffinately happen to me all the time

'11 mustang :jerkit:

We've all surely been Rick roll'd... And we all know Tay Zonday, singer of "Chocolate Rain"... Well, now:

Man, since I got a Droid that's where all my posting gets done...makes me more productive. Get the posting (and shit) out at the same time, and just hit the books when I come out.

Funny shit, my dash lights up when I press the brakes. Wtf! O_o

Had that happen too, replaced a tail light with the wrong bulb :noob:

This is a real music CD:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...dL._SS500_.jpg



This isn't a real game (funny as hell, though):

http://www.schadenfreudeinteractive.com/ac_box_big.jpg

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I just met the hot Haley Williams of Paramore while stumbling my groggy ass into the gas station to get coffee. I didn\'t realize it until I had to think about it... and the huge black tour bus parked 5 feet away from my miata.


I held the door open for her and the some members of the band... and make a comment at the coffee machine.

she says \"need that morning java?\"

I said \"psssh yeah... I think im still asleep.\"

smooth.


im awake now, and wish I had realized.

im pissed.

TireRack just emailed me to inform me that the C1Ms that were supposed to be here Monday wont be coming. They had a problem with their supplier only shipping them gunmetal instead of black.

I guess I'll just paint them since I don't want to wait till DECEMBER for the black ones.

You're a retard.

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^ I'd hit that. Hard.

Too bad its a concertina, not an accordion.

Pen...I swear I'll bitch slap you if I ever meet you in person.

Love that band, and the hot chick singing.

The orange hair makes me want to do disgusting things to her.

Where can I find fittings to bench-bleed a master cylinder...that fit a Miata?

Can you believe I just had to hook up a "VCR" to a tv? What the fuck is this device? Appearantly people used to buy these big giant cassette tapes and record TV on them. I mean, if I want to record something, my satellite box does it for me with the simple push of a button. But this thing...damn, it took me 30 minutes to hook up all the wires, get signal from the satellite box to the VCR to the TV and then set the time on the VCR.

This post made me feel old...really.

I thought our VCR was the shit!

Amazing that I haven't gotten into the DVR thing, but I just don't watch TV anymore.

I remember when Arnold Schwarzenegger and Rush Limbaugh were like the only people on the planet that owned a CD burner.

EDIT:

I hooked up our VCR a few months ago so my in-laws could play some home videos (no lie), what's so hard about it? Power cord, RF cable or RCA cable...what else?

^ :facepalm: (for Dopple)

^^ Both of you.

a) It was a little sarcastic.

b) Hooking up to a sat. box when the VCR was bad (and not knowing it) was making for a couple of headaches wondering what was going wrong.

All is good now that I got a different VCR to use for my tests.

I have a VCR so I can play my old Stars Wars videos without any CGI.

also to play the labyrinth and ferris buller's day off.

Since I know precisely jack shit about accordii (apart from what I learned from Weird Al back before you were born), I shall cite Wikipedia for the following:Hmm. Perpendicular buttons. Sure as hell looks like an accordion to me.

(Source)

I use my VCR to watch my pee-wee football highlights. I was good, should have gone pro.

QFT

Epicfail.com is FTW! :laugh: Oh and no I did not found the site.

I should start by saying that if you are looking for a “Pajama party Barbie Jeep” you my friend, should keep looking. If you are looking for a short description of to the beast before you, I can offer you two words “MEAT & POTATOES”. This is the All American chariot of the free world.

I won rights to find this Jeep from Indiana Jones, Chuck Norris, and Bear Grylls in a poker game in Monte Carlo. I went all in with my life as collateral and won a map to the prized treasure on a bluff. The map lead me across all 7 continents until I found it’s hiding place, a giant mine shaft 5 miles north of Hell itself. Armed with a pick ax and six pack of beer I dug this jeep out of the darkness, it was buried under 70 tons of granite. When Satan tried to stop me, I dropped the hammer in my new beast, ran his red ass over, stole his girl, and floored it all the way back up. He was up he was no match for the furry under this hood.

I quickly realized at this point I wasn’t dealing with any ordinary Jeep. This thing was forged from a single block of all American Tungsten Steel. Real sturdy! From that day forward my life has never been the same.

So if you are looking for a rice burning hatch back, a solar powered liberal mobile, or even a Hyundai crossover keep on looking my friend this thing is a piece of red white and blue Americana Machinery.

This baby’s pulse is pumping 4 liters of uncensored raw fuel through her straight six nuclear power plant. And rest assured this is no metro feminine automatic…you command her to obey, with your calloused hand planted firmly on the t bar Hurst shifter. And she will obey, the first time, every time. If you can’t handle your stick shifter, or reach the clutch pedal, you better not ferry skip over here wanting to test drive her. If you stall her out, you can count on getting hit in the face with a piece of re-bar and sent back to Chapel Hill where you came from.

If you’re a man who needs such worldly things as air conditioning, Move on, you do not possess the Jedi Force. Read no further. If you want to blow the sweat off your brow, you do the old fashioned way: doors off, top down. “What if it rains?”…You winey bitch! I told you to stop reading… Any man who drives this beast doesn’t give a **** about rain. Not even skin melting acid rain, Cause he’s already dripping wet in blood, sweat, dip spit, and fish guts.

If you are looking for the kind of jeep that has to be pansy parked in the garage, so the “carpet doesn’t get wet and soggy” Then you should plant your Obama sticker on some Japanese piece of shit. Cause this thing has drain holes in the floor to let the blood drain out from buffalo you just killed, with your bare hands. Because you are William Wallace from Braveheart and when you get home you can leave your “sissy sponge glove car wash kit” in the pink bucket it came in. Go ahead and spark up your 6000 psi heated pressure washer on the dually trailer in your man cave, cause you are Tim Gillespie and you can pressure wash your truck on the inside. She’s got vinyl saddles with a full roll cage in case that buffalo comes back to life while you’re doing 80 over some mountain pass or flooded river.

If you’re thinking about Mexican chrome bumpers for her, think again. The bumper bashers come hand forged in a blacksmith shop in Franklin County over a wood burnin fire, out of 4 inch well casing, and railroad tracks and then I welded em to the damn chassis. That way if you get deployed you can piggy back this war wagon on a deuce and a half and chain her down tight from the four corners, so you don’t lose her when your convoy gets hit by a talibani roadside suicide bomber.

And forget about putting one of those “It’s a Jeep Thing…You wouldn’t understand” stickers on this machine cause when you’re spotted in this American Classic there will be no questions, no further explanation required, people will understand and get out of your way…..real quick.

If you think you’re ready to park this panty hauler on your tract of land. If you buy this jeep you better go get your old lady ready for some damn changes around your lair, cause this shit will be happening. Happening.

1. More chest hair.
2. You’re growing a beard.
3. Meat Only Diet.
4. T-Rex for a pet.
5. You’re taking a job at the lumber mill.
6. Your car carries five kegs.
7. Penis enlargement.
8. Catch more fish.
9. Wire bristled toothbrush.
10. Sex in the yard.
11. Sex in the garage.
12. All male offspring.
13. Chiseled jaw line.
14. Not giving a damn.
15. Flesh turning to steel.
16. Higher salary
17. Promotions.
18. Better looking wives.
19. Better looking mistresses.
20. More golfing
21. More killing stuff.
22. More dead animals in the KITCHEN freezer.
23. More tools in your garage.
24. Bigger TV
25. Wife takes out the trash
26. Four Wheel Drive
27. Wife brings trash can in from road.
28. Wife stops bitching about clothes on floor.
29. Wife stocks fridge with beer.
30. Chuck Norris.
31. John McCain
32. Steaks for dinner.
33. Winning the Lottery.
34. Bitches on the side.
35. Wrestling with bears.
36. Building shit out of stone.
37. Riding Lawn Mower.
38. Bon Fires in cul-de-sac.
39. Bar Fights.
40. Wife picks you up from Thee Gentlemen’s Club.
41. Craftsman Tools.
42. Jay Bisset.
43. Welding stuff.
44. Digging holes.
45. Huge Piece of meat.

Put your GPS back in your purse cause this thing has compass bolted to the dash.

Sounds good doesn’t it?

This jeep has carried me through 117,000 miles of battlefield twice as gruesome as the second half of the movie “300”….And just like a trusty steed this juggernaut has never left me stranded. If you think you’ve worn her out you drag this bitch back to me in any condition. And Ill handle the rest.

But if you think you’re going to get to whip this mule you better pony up Fifty Five Hundred Dollars…American Cash. I’m not selling you this car unless you are clearly a pure blooded American Species, so don’t even think about it.

Americans Only.
No Checks.
No Euros
No Northerners.
No Red Hair.
No Low-Ballers.
No one from Chapel Hill.

Pics? :giggle:

I stopped when I got to the "furry under the hood".

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take a number. I get to slap myself in the face for that really retarded moment...

Should have just whipped out your cock and said "need any cream for your coffee"

Almost rear ended by a Ken Block Subaru, kinda got it on tape.