I want vtec so it can kick in, yo.

Late to the party, but Pen deserves an epic facepalm.

Also, I found this:
Attachment 194148

Just found a half empty 40oz bud ice in my fridge, gettin some orange juice, and drankin brass monkey

Ok, where's the vid?

Be careful dont hit your vagina on your way out.

Only a couple of hours before I get home and try to tackle my MS2 install. yay

Where else can you see a movie with a vw bug chase scene and stallone kicking ass?

Does anybody know what the background car is at 3:07 and 1:29?

wtf was that hahahaah

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/211/4...74bd9674db.jpg
http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/fo...16729-vtec.jpg
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/c...ezy/vtec17.jpg
http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/2205/...jpg?1242068114
http://www.banchwerks.com/VTEC.gif

In my shitty GoPro. 20 min drive around video. Not worth fuxin' wit.

No joke. Saw a guy at the car meet last night with this tattoo. Open header, no hood, B20. Quick car but redneck as fuck.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile...742_6541_n.jpg

See what I did thar?

You turned it into Lemon Party!!!

(moderator comment: More NWS than usual follows.)

http://www.lemonparty.biz/

:hahano:

Do people actually do this?
 

Seriously, some of the things I see on eBay just make me wonder "Why?"

Ok, so here's a listing on eBay. It's a new, unopened Amazon Kindle 3, the 6" version with both WiFi and 3G, from a seller in Jacksonville, FL. He has seven of them for sale, at $249 with free shipping and a no returns policy:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Kindle-3G-Wirele...ht_3584wt_1130


Here is the exact same device on Amazon.com. It's $189 with free shipping and a 30 day return policy.

http://www.amazon.com/Kindle-Wireles...pf_rd_i=507846


What the hell is going on here? It costs money to list an item on eBay even if it doesn't sell, so clearly somebody must be paying the $60 extra to buy their Kindles from some unknown guy with a no-returns clause, but WHO? And this is by no stretch the only one. There are dozens of listings for these in the $210 to $280 range. It's not as though there's a worldwide shortage of Kindles- they're not precisely rare, so why would anybody do this?

Rushin: WOW! A newer 2-door Jeep!! (Super excited)
Scuba_steve: ...Gee, I think I just creamed my jeans.

Got raped by an f430, and it sounded great

I bought the original trilogy on DVD. For each episode, disc one has the "improved" version. The bonus disc has the original on it. :)

I hope someone had enough sense to wear a condom.

By the way, who was top?

Ugh... fucking whiskey!!! I should have known better. I'm typically a Jager man, but they were out. I just had to drink the Crown. Went out with a girl I'm trying to get with last night and she had to take me home because I was throwing up on myself... embarrassing :bowrofl: Goddamn empty stomach, medication and Crown. Last time I drank whiskey the same thing happened, so I should have known better. Coincidentally, the last time I drank whiskey and threw up on myself I had just eaten some chili cheese burgers, and last night all I had all day was a small bowl of chili. Red meat vomit on my $100 jeans and $150 shirt FTW!!! :facepalm: At least I was up early enough to pick up my car and stop to get fast food breakfast, fuck yeah! How the fuck do I make this one up, lol.

I'm looking forward to taking a shower more than once every two weeks and not shitting in a bag.

yum.

lolololololololololol

Found this on thereifixedit.failblog.org.

http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress...b6dd0a0175.jpg

The fuck?!?! I don't even know what I'm looking at right there...

Is that miata towing a trailer with a plane on it?

One with quite a lot of negative rear camber, from the look of it.

does anyone know what the hell the little red sticks are in the Kraft Handi-Snacks are for?

To spread the cheese on the krackers maaaannnnn

am I the only one who says "what the fuck is this?" toss it, and just dip the cracker in the cheese? lol

No, but that's the intended purpose....I haven't had one of those things in years, wonder if the commissary has them over here? :giggle:

Yes, I do believe you're the first person who hasn't been able to work out why there's a cheese spreader included with a package of cheese and crackers.

(Well, a package of something that loosely resembles cheese, anyway.)

Umm, why not switch to beer? Or Smirnoff Ice? Or something less hostile to your system than straight Al K. Hall? I know you've got gastrointestinal issues so take it easy, ok?

This is all too familiar to me.

And stop buying $150 shirts...seriously, WTF?

:slap: Didn't think the small amount would be an issue. I think I have fully learned my lesson though, I only ever get sick with whiskey, nothing else does that to me. If it had been Jager I could have gone all night with the shots and been fine. Why a club that accommodates a younger crowd wouldn't have enough Jager in stock is beyond me. JAGER BOMBS!

Damn it, I never have a YT embed issue

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

Whiskey issues?





It's part of my get some pussy collection... :giggle: I like nice clothes...

GTL is the only way to get the girls.

Fucking L-O-L! Awesome.

Am I nerd for looking up old NES video game theme songs and listening to them while browsing the web?

yes.

Absolutely not, check out supradarky. He has some of the best VGM.

I found that the Boston Symphony Orchestra did a Live Game Music night where they covered Zelda and Halo among other games....it's soooo sweet.

boss daily driver is bauce:
http://i55.tinypic.com/2v8sj6x.jpg

This suspension walk-around is pretty bauce:
http://blogs.insideline.com/straight...alkaround.html
http://blogs.insideline.com/straight...mb-717x478.jpg

White miata with 6uls and hardtop is pretty bauce.

This is an oldie, but I just saw it and was entertained.

Oh, man! That one really had me!

:bowrofl: That shit had me. Funny stuff.

Boardwalk Empire is a great show.

Elise?

Looks like the new McLaren with the stupid name.

It is the MP4-12C, and indeed a retarded name.

I just plucked an epic nose hair....this fucker is like 1" long

I love those.

How'd it get that long? I usually pluck 'em about once every 3-4 weeks. I got a trimmer with a nose attachment for xmas once and didn't like.. turned nose hairs into a patch of sharp stubble..

This is my only fear in nature. And only with a Great White. They have super evil black eyes that just freak me the hell out

I dunno. It wasn't one growing near the tip of my nose (I keep those trimmed)...but I could feel it tickle when I rubbed my nose. When I pulled it out, I could feel it was firmly anchored way up in the back of my nose. Strange sensation to pull that out...didn't really hurt like the ones by the tip do.

I hate nose hairs. I constantly have one that is too long and sticking out and it makes it feel like I have a booger hanging out on my face. Constantly paranoid and have to go check myself in a mirror.

Same here. I'm very hairy in some spots, my hose included. But I have no hair on my chest or back. What does that mean?! Waaaaa

Harbor Freight Mig FTL. Snotty welds on my otherwise pretty subie exhaust :td:
http://absurdflow.com/obxt/obxtexhaust4.jpg
Turndown for that v-band coming soon, for when I want to go deaf. :idea:

http://absurdflow.com/obxt/obxtexhaust1.jpg

http://absurdflow.com/obxt/obxtexhaust2.jpg

http://absurdflow.com/obxt/obxtexhaust3.jpg

http://absurdflow.com/obxt/obxtexhaust5.jpg

http://absurdflow.com/obxt/obxtexhaust6.jpg

http://absurdflow.com/obxt.html

Spotted something interesting ahead of me on the way home today. Chased it down through traffic, dug my phone out of my pocket, aimed, and.....

Attachment 194089

Damn. Try again with just seconds to spare.

Attachment 194090

Not exactly my taste, but pretty cool anyway.

Today:

DP lost it's bolt and nut and blew apart. Twice
Oil pressure gauge shat the bed
Headlights just stopped going up and down.
Broke snap ring pliers rebuilding turbo.

It's honestly like something strait out of a movie.

EDIT: forgot one:
Shitty one-month old macbook died.