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Old Jul 18, 2012 | 02:51 AM
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FUСK YES.

Finally got off my *** and put together a Core i3 machine with 6 GB running Win 7-64 to replace my 32 bit Core2 XP machine at work.

The biggest problem was that after Harris Corporation's IS dept took away all of our local admin rights, I was forced to virtualize my "standard client" OS into a VMware machine, and re-format the physical machine running a vanilla XP build, with the virtualized SC build running inside it. I only ever needed the SC for the purpose of running Outlook (since the domain password is a more closely guarded secret than the German Enigma codes during WWII), but it was still a huge resource hog. Damn thing was swap-bound pretty much all the time.

I'll say this for Harris' IS department- they're so blinded by their quest for "security" that they're driving their own users towards the most insecure configurations possible. I can't imagine that I'm the only one who finally said "fuсk this," gave up trying to use the company-provided machines entirely, and instead connected a completely insecure, third-party system to the corporate network. This is what happens when you lose track of the fact that the primary purpose of supplying computers to people is so that they can use them to do PRODUCTIVE WORK.
Old Jul 18, 2012 | 03:40 AM
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^ That reminds me of Nabors IT department. I am doing basic MS Office work through what appears to be a remote desktop running on a server. I lose connection every hour or so, so I have to save often. It gets laggy sometimes, so when I'm scrolling through the company-wide public drive, I've managed to accidentally move a folder into another folder. There is no way in hell I'm going back to find what I moved.
Old Jul 18, 2012 | 07:49 AM
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----! Goddamn ghetto *** top. I have safety pins holding the edging around the driver door to the rest of the top so it doesn't flap in the wind. Apparently two of them came open, and when jumping into my car after work, while running from someone, I drug my arm down them. I'm becoming more accident prone the older I get. I'm used to being cut while working on the car, but not getting in it to leave work.

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Old Jul 18, 2012 | 09:14 AM
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Why the hell were you "running from someone"?

And safety pins? Really?
Old Jul 18, 2012 | 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by rleete
Why the hell were you "running from someone"?

And safety pins? Really?
I was trying to be a dick to a co-worker and stole something and was going to jump in my car and drive off and throw it out the window as I passed by on the road. So I guess it was instant karma.

Yeah, safety pins. I'm a lazy ---- and don't feel like pulling out the sewing kit to stitch it up, like the other side. It would take all of 5 minutes to do. The safety pins usually tuck under the lip and can barely be seen though, so it works.

You know, I injure myself in the most retarded, fucked up ways. It's never a reasonable injury, or something that even makes sense.

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Old Jul 18, 2012 | 09:55 AM
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horseplay in the parking lot, short sleeves and jeans to work? where do you work? K-Mart?
Old Jul 18, 2012 | 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by pusha
horseplay in the parking lot, short sleeves and jeans to work? where do you work? K-Mart?
Short sleeves and scrub pants. I work at the k-mart of the medical field I guess, a laboratory.
Old Jul 18, 2012 | 10:20 AM
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I wore shorts, a t shirt, and sandals to work today.
Old Jul 18, 2012 | 10:27 AM
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I'm wearing a Lilly Pulitzer Mens Stuff seersucker jacket, Social Primer x Brooks Brothers reversible bow tie, Brooks Bros. non-iron Ansley-collared dress shirt and some Bills Khakis trousers.
Old Jul 18, 2012 | 10:28 AM
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Old Jul 18, 2012 | 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by pusha
I'm wearing a Lilly Pulitzer Mens Stuff seersucker jacket, Social Primer x Brooks Brothers reversible bow tie, Brooks Bros. non-iron Ansley-collared dress shirt and some Bills Khakis trousers.
What a ------- homo. How many times are you going to take it up the *** today? Bakers dozen?
Old Jul 18, 2012 | 10:46 AM
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I have a Brook Brothers polo. Possibly my favorite, best-fitting shirt.

Yes. I decided it is.


I also own a Star Wars tie.
Old Jul 18, 2012 | 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
What a ------- homo. How many times are you going to take it up the *** today? Bakers dozen?
You jelly brah?



I'm wearing over $1k in clothing another $500 in footwear -- dat Cordovan.
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Old Jul 18, 2012 | 11:25 AM
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Holy ----.

Pushy looks like Pee-Wee Herman!
Old Jul 18, 2012 | 11:27 AM
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while haters will hate, I did spend last night with a girl and got some again this morning.
Old Jul 18, 2012 | 11:34 AM
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Did you have to pay for both sessions, or was the morning a freebie?
Old Jul 18, 2012 | 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by mgeoffriau
I wore shorts, a t shirt, and sandals to work today.
same. and I dont give a ***.

Originally Posted by pusha
You jelly brah?



I'm wearing over $1k in clothing another $500 in footwear -- dat Cordovan.
how much did it cost for all that braggadocio?

I bet it was more expensive than the rest of us. and a rolex.
Old Jul 18, 2012 | 01:38 PM
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anyone ever upgrade the h4 conversion bulbs to an HID kit, is the lighting better than just upgrading to a better bulb. thoughts?
Old Jul 18, 2012 | 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
Did you have to pay for both sessions, or was the morning a freebie?
Joe, I've never actually paid for sex. Bartered, sure, but then again what guy hasn't bought a woman a drink?

I know you're a virgin, but it's a big world out there and I'm sure there's a girl that would find your electric bike, Hawaiian shirts and cheese addiction interesting. She might even let you touch her honey pot -- imagine that.

Originally Posted by y8s
how much did it cost for all that braggadocio?
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Old Jul 18, 2012 | 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by pusha
Joe, I've never actually paid for sex. Bartered, sure, but then again what guy hasn't bought a woman a drink?

I know you're a virgin, but it's a big world out there and I'm sure there's a girl that would find your electric bike, Hawaiian shirts and cheese addiction interesting. She might even let you touch her honey pot -- imagine that.





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