https://www.miataturbo.net/forum/t42439/
I'm still laughing from this thread

**** prolly didn't even know what hit him. 1 post...then BAM
Brain don't mess around

 

Damnit...if you feel unloved I'll come out and say I chuckled.

I was keeping my mouth shut because I've already petted your ego enough this month. I gotta share the eLove with hustler you know...so just assume you were funny if you don't hear otherwise.

+1 on awesome 1 post wonder permaban. WTF was up with that car in the pic anyhow?

 

That car looked like the miata version of that Suby that was for sale.

 

I'm pretty sure that car belongs to one of the guys over at CR.net who's constantly having his nuts hugged by all the other fan-boy ricer **** over there. Sad huh?

 

There's no doubt in my mind that if I "tucked" 15x8s +0 with 185s and threw on a set up Racelands to slammage my car and proceeded to crack my bumper the first time I went up my driveway I could get a blow job from all the senior members, all at once. And the best part about it is, it wouldn't be gay! Now, if they happened to be real JDM wheels to boot, then we are talking rim jobs and ---- organisms...again, not gay.