What about a fox? Bobcat? Hilary Clinton? Badger?

The next time, have a few DRINKS and get a baseball bat.....nothing like a little man vs. wild paw to bat combat.

 

 

I'm pretty sure it was a whistle pig. I am gonna make a trap this week, I'm 99% sure he lives under our shed. There is a hole buried under the shed, and no way in/out of the backyard. I checked the entire fence line today. I'm thinking it eats from the garden and drinks from the pool.

lol.....I love how drinking is so accepted and pot is so easily dismissed as a crackhead mentality....no matter. And that for some reason it brings me to little man status! Well this little man has been boxing for 10 years, and has taken meatheads down before. Animals in the pitch dark when I'm unarmed....no thanks.

Vash-

 

nothing wrong with smoking bro
same as drinking without the hangover

 

perhaps this little guy has a beef with you??





if so, you're going to need this.....





But just is case it's a Koala

 

 

lol....I would aim for the 8 point shot. ******* shots get nasty.

I shot a squirrel with a slingshot when I was younger, and somehow from 20ft away while he was in the tree, got his *******. His claw kept him hanging from the tree as his insides proceeded to spill out. A sight I will never forget...

Vash-

 

LOL this reminds me of:

 

Thats disturbing vash. Lol. I dont see anything wrong with smoking, stoner jokes are fun though

 

Leave some food out that's been cooked with herb and then you chase after it so it knows what it feels like.

 

HaHa when i started to read this all i was thinking was Grandma's Boy, Than I seen Apexonyou's post and it totaly made this worth reading! Find some one with a big dog for a night a chain it up out back and lissen for the barking to begin.

 

Lmfao, dude nothing is scarier than the unknown at night when completely blazed. Dont think there are many here that will think less of you for smoking.. if they do who cares. Nothing wrong with drinking either, heh. Moderation is key. Make sure to take pics when you catch the little bastard.

 

Get a mattock pick and keep it by the back door where you can reach it in the dark. I guarantee you'll kill anything you hit.

Wear shoes if you're going to swing it.

Your story reminded me of this

 

I wonder how he's getting on tonight ?
I can just see him now....peeping out the window....searchin for his prey...baseball bat in hand....football helmet on head etc.

 

lol

Its funny you say that. I'm kinda a night owl and ever since that night, I've been going out on the patio with a flashlight to check around for him. I have the stick of bamboo with me when I do this of course.

Gonna make the trap this weekend. I hope to get something on video, I have my camera in hand everytime I check for him, just so you guys know exactly what the **** I'm dealing with here!!!! lol

Picture the rabbit clip from monty python, only some random small dog sized creature that runs at you in the dark.

Vash-

 

Maybe?

 

hahaha I've seen that before on tv, thats ******* hilarious!

"its a little monster man"

That's basically what I'm dealing with...

Vash-

 

I think you better get a bigger stick....man.

 

I love how the blond guy goes from straight looking gay guy to complete screaming queen in about 2 seconds.

Whistle pig? You must have some good stuff to get freaked by a marmot. I'm voting racoon. Rips in the canvas and prints that high up on the car it had to be bigger than a whistler.

 

i found your problem...