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Old 06-07-2009, 09:32 PM   #1
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I think I am going to let uncle Joey Perez coming in to talk about this. He is good giving point of views in just about anything.
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Old 06-07-2009, 09:55 PM   #2
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Hmm. I guess I've made quite an impression on poor Eli.
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Hmm. I guess I've made quite an impression on poor Eli.

lmao rofl I think you did.

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this is an open call to Joe Perez. Come to Dyno day tomorrow.
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Old 06-07-2009, 10:19 PM   #4
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bro he dun call you out!

maybe for sweaty man sex?
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what a jackass. he calls people stupid for calling his bullshit. WOW
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Old 06-07-2009, 10:36 PM   #6
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You people are surprised that an asshat that is known for being a stupid douche on the internet, is being a stupid douche on the internet?

OMFG! I just saw a prostitute sucking dick in an alley, what a *****!!!!!
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Old 06-07-2009, 10:58 PM   #7
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I think we are more surprised by his persistence at trying to sound smart and pretend to be a knowledgeable person. No one, even the most stubborn idiots out there have as much dedication to sound/look smart on the internet. Usually when idiots get called out and embarrassed they give up. Not the case with Hyper.
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The only thing that surprises me just a bit here is that he couldn't even muster the strength to use proper spelling and grammar when insulting me. If I were planning to call someone out, I think I'd at least take the time to proof-read my challenge to them.

Aside from that, I'm with NA6C-Guy on this one.

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Did hyper have a stroke or is he just a complete idiot? I dont really understand, all I've seen of him is what has been posted here but it seems to me that he has no common sense whatsoever. Does he have a brain tumor, should I feel bad?
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Did hyper have a stroke or is he just a complete idiot? I dont really understand, all I've seen of him is what has been posted here but it seems to me that he has no common sense whatsoever. Does he have a brain tumor, should I feel bad?
Just LOL'd reading the quote in your sig... Very relevant.

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I only got halfway through that thread. Looks like I need to bring a shotgun to finish it...
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Hyper, You can try removing the coolant lines from the turbo and use the holy grail port you know about with a one-way check back to cool and recirculate the hot water coming back to the water pump. You can install an oil cooler with a t-stat. My car runs with almost 7 quarts of oil, that should help a lot too. You can insulate the fuel braided lines so they don't get pre-heated (I think your issue is there) and insultate the intake manifold with a polymer or phenolic intake gasket. Try those alternatives and see if your car doesn't detonate anymore, then go for water injection as the last source.
The answer to detonation is a Holy grail port? Our fuel lines get hot? 7 quarts of oil in a 4 quart engine? Check valves in our water lines? Holy crap this guys nuts. I just hope he's not the "spray the workplace with bullets" or "keeping heads in the freezer" kind of crazy. He can be entertaining, just glad we have to go to other forums to enjoy it. You can only take so much of that.

Did he show at the dyno day?
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Well, I composed what I thought was a very cordial and friendly reply.
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The answer to detonation is a Holy grail port? Our fuel lines get hot? 7 quarts of oil in a 4 quart engine? Check valves in our water lines? Holy crap this guys nuts. I just hope he's not the "spray the workplace with bullets" or "keeping heads in the freezer" kind of crazy. He can be entertaining, just glad we have to go to other forums to enjoy it. You can only take so much of that.

Did he show at the dyno day?
He did, but we couldn't run because of a broken computer.
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