Lets talk porn! (support the troops)
 

And let's keep this thread worksafe (no images).

So, I'm as big a porn fan as the next guy. Being in the Navy and spending absurd amounts of time far away from the real thing will even corrupt the occasional chaplain... so with my very unguided moral compass, I have no shame.

I'm curious as to who on the forum might take their interest in the subject to the next level... I'm talking about who here has a borderline sick obsession. I have been eying a new 1TB external harddrive to take to the ship to hold all my movies/photos/music now that they're stupid cheap.

So, is there anybody on this forum who has the Devil's Own collection of e-smut who might be willing to share with a brother if I sent you a harddrive with return postage... I'm talking about you filling up a 1TB harddrive for me. I'm not too picky about content, but I draw the line at poo... no poo.

Just think of this as your way of supporting the cause... some people send Skittles and handi-wipes to Iraq... you can send something way more useful. Oh, and I share... everybody on the ship has portable harddrives... my buddies will sing songs and raise glasses in your honor.

Feel free to throw down in this thread, or PM me.

i fucking love this site!!!!!!!

Sam you always have the bests post ever.

Amazing, simply amazing.

I cannot respond to this thread on the grounds of something like the 5th amendment.

but here's what you need:
2-Bay Network Storage Enclosure - DNS-323 by D-Link
start - DNS323Wiki

see about the part where it handles bittorrent. zomg!
then also go to puretna.com

sam

best

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ever

I stopped downloading porn 5 years ago.

www.myfreepaysite.com

Its free, its streaming (not sure if you have internet from the boat) and there is more pron than you can shake a stick at.

The problem with using someone elses porn is you never know what you are going to get. Could be anything from giraffes fucking midgets to women ramming footballs in their cooches.

Sam...send me an address (PM) and I will send you a few DVDs worth to load on your own. Since I get new stuff constantly...I could keep them coming if need be.

BTW...Buffalo NAS with a TB HD is the way to go...HD AND NAS...so you can share. Just be careful on the boat networks...DoD monitors traffic.

Hitlers Hunt for the G-Spot
YouTube - Hunt for the G-Spot

Hitler Loses His Porn
YouTube - Hitler Loses His Porn

Hitler Gets caught waching p0rn by his Mom...
YouTube - Hitler Gets caught waching porn

Hitler gets caught downloading 'The Dark Knight'...
YouTube - Hitler Gets Caught Using Limewire

Wow that looks awesome.. I've been looking for a cheapo nas enclosure like that for a while. Even has RAID 1 and bittorrent+++ Too bad no NFS or CIFS but this is still very NICE!

I used to download porn but I now find redtube, pornhub, and xnxx have pretty much all the porn I need and no one is going to find it stashed on my computer.

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Sam, I can't help you (OMG 1TB!!) but wish you epic luck.

+1

God Speed Sir.

seriously, a terabyte is a lot.

I'm feeling everybody on the comments. Places like redtube, youporn, etc... are pretty standard for the occasional indulgence, but that shit is a "you go to jail and I'm not fucking kidding" offence on Navy computers. This stuff would never see a LAN, and even if I started downloading now, I'd never accumulate enough to last a six month cruise.

In any case, the internet connection on the ship is just about on par with late 80's dialup... ie, the original internetz.

On some of my past ships, there was always "that guy" who had the hookup... a huge box of DVD's or what not. 4 years ago when I was at sea last, the biggest external HD you could get was a 250gb and they were $400. Right now Ecost has several 1TB models at the $100 price point. This would be something I "loaned"... so maybe I should get 2x500Gb units.

Well, I know at least one of you out there has the goods... I'm not going anywhere until July.