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Saml01 05-13-2009 12:38 PM


Originally Posted by DOHCPanther (Post 393855)
RANT.... Sam I'm in the Army and just got back from Iraq last year. Here were the rules we had. If your married no fucking anyone unless your wife was there but who's wife is there... If you were not married no fucking anyone... No porn allowed anywhere, personal computer, thumb drive, or PSP...none... No visiting anyone's room from the oppisite sex... If you get caught Article 15 soon to follow.

The army sounds friggin boring, I thought it was a none stop orgy between battles, I mean what else is there to do at the end of the day. Thank god I didnt join.

In other news, if you cant figure out how to hide data on any sort of solid state memory you suck at computers.

P.S. 1TB of porn is a lot, the most I ever stored on my PC was 100 gigs.

UrbanSoot 08-28-2009 09:05 PM

www.myfreepaysite.com - free access to SHITLOAD (over 500 terabytes of porn) for free. no pop-ups, no spam. i know the owner.

mekaw 10-27-2009 03:20 AM

I use pornbb.org for some of free porn passwords. theres DIY of how to steal passwords/id lol.

motomech2 10-29-2009 01:16 AM

this doesn't help the navy guys but xtube.com is cool i found videos of my ex on there

hustler 10-29-2009 07:57 AM

Why can't you make the sexy-time in the military?

jtothawhat 12-05-2009 11:24 PM

Because they're a bunch of assholes; all the female Marines I were stationed with here sluts

WESamiss 12-11-2009 06:15 PM

Im telling yall, spank wire . com is where its at!

the air force medical girls arent called the medhoes for nothing.
ever hear of mechelle manhart? usaf has the sluttiest girls.

samnavy 01-05-2010 05:53 AM

Yup, I haven't been around a lot lately... the business out here will do that. But, I've recycled the entire content of my portable hard-drive several times in the last 5 months... and there's still no shortage of supply. Just a few more months to go, it looks like I'm gonna manage. We'll see what happens in the next few months as the plans start rolling out for the extra 30k troops to be sent to Afghanistan... the Navy is going to have a big hand in that.

y8s 01-05-2010 10:19 AM

what I wanna know is... what do you do with all the semen?

NA6C-Guy 01-05-2010 10:20 AM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 504089)
what I wanna know is... what do you do with all the semen?

Crusty socks suck to have to wear all day... sounds like walking on frozen ground.

thymer 01-05-2010 11:16 AM


Originally Posted by Saml01 (Post 408145)
The army sounds friggin boring, I thought it was a none stop orgy between battles, I mean what else is there to do at the end of the day. Thank god I didnt join.

In other news, if you cant figure out how to hide data on any sort of solid state memory you suck at computers.

P.S. 1TB of porn is a lot, the most I ever stored on my PC was 100 gigs.

Things have certainly changed in the Military. When I was in you could fuck anything that moved, have all the porn you wanted, and regularly bring ladies back to the dorms. Alcohol was provided by the CO in keg form on a regular basis and everyone was invited from the 1 stripers to the company commander.

fooger03 04-05-2010 01:44 PM

food for thought. everyone send their digital collection of porn to samnavy on a hard drive. samnavy consolidate the collection, package it all, and reformat everyones hard drives with the complete collection....everyone wins!

I'd go buy a 1TB hard drive for that...

flounder 06-13-2010 05:44 PM

I think your laptop should have its own tissue and hand sanitizer despenser built in.:jerkit:

I've been diggin youporn and keezmovies lately, good content and no malware.

Best of luck in your quest seamen! USA!

OGmedia 09-25-2010 03:37 AM

fapdu.com is starting to become better than pornhub

SlideRuler 09-25-2010 12:15 PM

I'm glad I got out of the navy when I did (June 09)

I have a few hundred gigs of the pr0n though so if you want I could still hook you up, Sam. I'm a big fan of chicks who can deepthroat. lol.

And oh yeah, redtube and youporn are the best. You can download .flv files straight from youporn, but redtube you need to download this program that lets you download tube videos.

davehkus 01-06-2011 06:12 PM

Bangbros and Reality King all the way!!!

EGCoopey 02-14-2011 12:05 AM

I have atleast 125 gigs of stuff. Mostly skinny athletic type and atleast 75k pics and sets... I can mail a disc or 10. ;)

xDJ DUBx 04-14-2011 12:45 AM

why doesn't this thread have more posts!?

dforce 10-10-2011 07:40 PM

tblop.com has a bunch of links all organized.


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