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Old 05-13-2009, 01:38 PM   #61
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RANT.... Sam I'm in the Army and just got back from Iraq last year. Here were the rules we had. If your married no ******* anyone unless your wife was there but who's wife is there... If you were not married no ******* anyone... No **** allowed anywhere, personal computer, thumb drive, or PSP...none... No visiting anyone's room from the oppisite sex... If you get caught Article 15 soon to follow.
The army sounds friggin boring, I thought it was a none stop orgy between battles, I mean what else is there to do at the end of the day. Thank god I didnt join.

In other news, if you cant figure out how to hide data on any sort of solid state memory you suck at computers.

P.S. 1TB of **** is a lot, the most I ever stored on my PC was 100 gigs.
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www.myfreepaysite.com - free access to SHITLOAD (over 500 terabytes of ****) for free. no pop-ups, no spam. i know the owner.
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Old 10-27-2009, 04:20 AM   #63
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I use pornbb.org for some of free **** passwords. theres DIY of how to steal passwords/id lol.
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Old 10-29-2009, 02:16 AM   #64
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this doesn't help the navy guys but xtube.com is cool i found videos of my ex on there
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Old 10-29-2009, 08:57 AM   #65
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Why can't you make the sexy-time in the military?
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Because they're a bunch of ********; all the female Marines I were stationed with here *****
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Old 12-11-2009, 07:15 PM   #67
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Im telling yall, spank wire . com is where its at!

the air force medical girls arent called the medhoes for nothing.
ever hear of mechelle manhart? usaf has the sluttiest girls.
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Old 01-05-2010, 06:53 AM   #68
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Yup, I haven't been around a lot lately... the business out here will do that. But, I've recycled the entire content of my portable hard-drive several times in the last 5 months... and there's still no shortage of supply. Just a few more months to go, it looks like I'm gonna manage. We'll see what happens in the next few months as the plans start rolling out for the extra 30k troops to be sent to Afghanistan... the Navy is going to have a big hand in that.
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Old 01-05-2010, 11:19 AM   #69
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what I wanna know is... what do you do with all the semen?
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what I wanna know is... what do you do with all the semen?
Crusty socks suck to have to wear all day... sounds like walking on frozen ground.
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The army sounds friggin boring, I thought it was a none stop orgy between battles, I mean what else is there to do at the end of the day. Thank god I didnt join.

In other news, if you cant figure out how to hide data on any sort of solid state memory you suck at computers.

P.S. 1TB of **** is a lot, the most I ever stored on my PC was 100 gigs.
Things have certainly changed in the Military. When I was in you could **** anything that moved, have all the **** you wanted, and regularly bring ladies back to the dorms. Alcohol was provided by the CO in keg form on a regular basis and everyone was invited from the 1 stripers to the company commander.
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Old 04-05-2010, 02:44 PM   #72
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food for thought. everyone send their digital collection of **** to samnavy on a hard drive. samnavy consolidate the collection, package it all, and reformat everyones hard drives with the complete collection....everyone wins!

I'd go buy a 1TB hard drive for that...
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I think your laptop should have its own tissue and hand sanitizer despenser built in.

I've been diggin youporn and keezmovies lately, good content and no malware.

Best of luck in your quest seamen! USA!
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Old 09-25-2010, 04:37 AM   #74
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fapdu.com is starting to become better than pornhub
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I'm glad I got out of the navy when I did (June 09)

I have a few hundred gigs of the pr0n though so if you want I could still hook you up, Sam. I'm a big fan of chicks who can deepthroat. lol.

And oh yeah, redtube and youporn are the best. You can download .flv files straight from youporn, but redtube you need to download this program that lets you download tube videos.
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Old 01-06-2011, 07:12 PM   #76
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Bangbros and Reality King all the way!!!
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I have atleast 125 gigs of stuff. Mostly skinny athletic type and atleast 75k pics and sets... I can mail a disc or 10.
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Old 04-14-2011, 01:45 AM   #78
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why doesn't this thread have more posts!?
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Old 10-10-2011, 08:40 PM   #79
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tblop.com has a bunch of links all organized.
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