They're requiring me to go to the "novice pizza party" the night before...I've only run 54 sessions at this track this year.

Then, a bunch of people in dallas are driving up, and they all "require cb radios to travel with the caravan."

Seriously...get a ******* life.

leave the house
+
look at a naked chick
+
???
=
profit

 

I think all 3 "miata events" I've attended have been totally queer, and I'd rather run a standard mixed-company track day.

 

queer? you'll fit right the **** in.

 

Every time I see philip in one of my threads, I fear the banstick.

 

i was going to say something very simliar

 

they have naked chicks?

 

elaborate on naked chicks please or philip will ban

 

Why would queers enjoy Naked Chicks anyway?

 

*** hags

 

They must be chicks w/ dicks.

 

Make it fun and wear an immitation ferrari drivers suit with dark shades and put ferrari decals on your car - then you'll fit right in. If anybody asks, tell them you got laid off and your changing careers to a race car driver.

 

yes. I have a thing for trannies.

 

novice, as in you're not old enough to get a driver's license yet?

 

Me too. I have one in my car and a spare in the garage.


Edit: Err, wait.